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D.M.: Hello, hello welcome to the show. Today we are interviewing Arcturus Mengsk!!

*Mengsk comes in waving*

D.M.: Umm.who are you waving at?

Mengsk: The audience.

D.M.: But were in my basement sitting at the bar..

Mengsk: ..

D.M.: Ok first question, why is the Sons of Korhal logo a hand holding a whip?

Mengsk: Well funny you should ask, well one night me and Duke got a little bored, and we found a whip *grin* and then...

D.M.: MENGSK THIS ISN'T NC-17!!!!!!!!!!!

Mengsk: Damn it oh well..so anyways the guy I hired to design the logo saw the shadow of the whip against the wall and went with it..man me and Duke really had fun and so we kept doing it and doing it, hell were still doing it.*grin* I even have some tapes of us with the whip that I could show you...

D.M.: Dirty, Dirty stop corrupting my life argh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Phone Rings*

D.M.: I'll get it *picks up phone* ya.ok...okay.

Mengsk: ????

D.M.: Its for you. *Gives Mengsk the phone*

Mengsk: ok....

D.M.: ...

*Mengsk turns off phone*

D.M.: Well?

Mengsk: woo.. Kerrigan for gave me for feeding her to the zerg so she wants me and Duke to meet her at TourturingBastardsRus

D.M.: ok..umm have fun??

Mengsk: see ya *runs away*

D.M.: well that was a disturbing interview, next time we interview Duke.wait never mind he's with Mengsk *shudder* so I guess I'm interviewing..um..Zeratul. Oh and an URGENT announcement to all citizens of the terran dominion under Emperor Mengsk..he's gay with his top general so over through him and Duke and feed them to the critters, that's just a suggestion though..hehe

D.M.: I think that went well.
Well that's the first one so plz R+R I am at your command.