DetriemntalSunshine: Alrighty. So I know I shouldn't have started this, but I couldn't resist. I was reading MLIA (My Life Is Average. Com) and one talked about the 333 ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart. I googled it and started reading them. Then the greatest idea came to mind. Let's have a chapter for every single one! You'll find out what's going on during each one. But as soon as can manage it. I will post the link to the 333 ways that I'm using. And you can keep up with me and what not. Sooooo here's number one.
Chapter one - 1. Take someone's shopping cart and switch the items with stuff from the person next to them's cart.
"Seto!!!!" A blonde boy whined, pulling on his boyfriend's sleeve. "I'm bored! Can we go to Wal-Mart?"
"Why in gods name do you want to go to Wal-Mart?" The CEO asked through gritted teeth.
"Because! I googled something and I wanna see if it works!" Jou asked, using the puppy dog eyes to get his way. Seto knew not to look directly into those eyes, but he did and fell into the blonde's trap. Fuck.
"Fine. But I'm currently working on a program to bring Noah back from his computer death and use our amazingly realistic (can't think of word) to let him have a life of his own as you know, a virtual guy. It's for Mokuba. Just don't tell him. His birthday is coming up and it's his gift,"
"Okay. My lips are sealed. Thankies!" And with that the blonde quickly left the room after giving his lover a chaste kiss on the lips to find the black-haired younger Kaiba.
"God, what have I done?" The CEO then promptly smashed his head against the keyboard and groaned. "Shit. That blonde puppy can't ever keep his mouth closed,"
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"Alrighty Mokie. Let's do this," Jou had told Mokuba his plan on attempting to get kicked out of wal-mart and the crazy-haired preteen just couldn't resist it. "Attempt one out 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. Take someone's shopping cart and switch the items with stuff from the person's next to them cart. Hold the camera still Mokie. This will be a Youtube Award Winner. (In the following chapters I will refer to this as the YAW)" Mokuba nodded and pressed the little green button to turn the video camera on. They proceded into Wal-mart right before two people finished paying for their items, Jou had switched one woman's lingerie for a man's boxers. How entertaining.
The manager's and customers shot very dirty looks at Jou when they realized what had just taken place. He didn't really care and only smiled. But he didn't get kicked out.
The two walked out of Wal-mart depressed, but decided that soon the pranks would get better. To be honest, Jou couldn't wait for number 22. He'd get Yami to help him out with that one. Oh yes. How perfect.
D.S.: Hia guys! So yeah, this chapter kinda sucked cause the topic was a little bland. But I seriously can't wait for number 22. That one will be one of my favorites. I think it'll also be very interesting. AND YAY! NOAH! WOOT WOOT!. I love me my little green haired kids that wanna take over the world. * Smiles Creepily *R AND R PLZ!