Disclaimer: I do not own Megami Kouhosei
*Happy music plays in the background, and annoying bright lights shine on a nicely decorated set, with adorable, fat children in the audience.*
Leena: Hi and welcome to Story time with Leena!
Leena: I'm Leena and everyone just loves me!!!
A few coughs and hacks are heard in the audience.
Leena: *looks around* Ahem, anyways *smiles sweetly* today's story is the three little candidates and the big bad Rio!
*audience cheers, whistle, and other stuff*
*camera turns to another stage and three card board cut out houses that look like someone had just beaten are seen*
Leena: Once upon a time there were three cute little candidates, Zero, Hiead, and Clay.
*Clay, Zero, and Hiead appear*
Leena: They built these houses made of cheese, chocolate, and cookies.
Clay: Hmmmmmmmmmm………. I don't think a house can be made out of cheese, chocolate, and cookies, but if it can be made, I think that would be very interesting *pushes up glasses with his middle finger*
Lady in the audience: Oh my gosh!!!!! He just flicked us off *covers her child's eye with one hand and point to Clay with the other*
Leena: Um……..Clay, please don't do that.
Clay: What? You mean this *does it again*
Lady in the Audience: He just did it again!
Leena: Yeah that, just don't do that.
Clay: okay
Leena: Ahem! Anyways, there also lived a wolf-like person who loves to eat named Rio.
*Rio enters while stuffing cheese nips into his mouth*
Rio: Grrrr……..*stuffs more cheese nips* I AM HUNGRY!!!! Ooooooooooo look a house made out of cheese *points excitedly at the poorly colored house that was suppose to be made out of cheese*
Clay: Hmmmmmmmmmm………….He seems to think that house really is made out of cheese, how very interesting *pushes up glasses with middle finger*
Lady in the audience: HE DID IT AGAIN!!!!!!!! HE'S TEACHING BAD THINGS TO OUR KIDS!!!!!
Clay: Don't worry about it, kids only have an attention span of what 2 seconds?
Kid in the audience: Lookie, mommy I can hold up my middle finger! *holds up middle finger*
Fat man in the audience: THIS ISN'T RIGHT, THEY CAN'T TEACH THOSE BAD THINGS TO OUR CHILDREN!!!!!!!! GET THEM!!!!!!!!
*all the adults light torches and somehow find pitchforks and goes after our beloved……umm………….main characters*
Rio: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THERE GOING TO GET US *grabs cheese nips and runs away*
Leena: Well…….um……..that's our show!
Stay tune for Weird and Abnormal Stuff with Teela!
Well………that was sorta pointless, this is my first time writing fan fiction, so I would like reviews and flames are more than welcome. And I know, the characters were a little OOC, but I'm working on that.