Naraku and Kagome's discovery
A/N Hello, hope you guys will like this story, its sort of original hehehe. Please be open-minded and mature about this story when reading and reviewing, this is a ROMANCE/HUMOR fic. So don't get your panty's in a knot. = P
Disclaimer: Inu and Co. does not belong to you or me unless you're Rumiko Takahashi.
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A light mist of rain clouded over Tokyo city. Naraku was out for one his afternoon strolls which also included stalking his beloved Kikyou. He waited outside her house and then behind the bush as Miroku came to her house and they walked hand in hand together to the bus stop, he followed.
After sneakily tailing them for several streets, he caught a few words of what they were saying.
"Today's special Kikyou, I've booked a room just for us in .," Miroku said putting his hands on her waist.
"The .hotel, I can't wait to see you in." Miroku finished giving Kikyou a peck on the cheek.
Naraku stopped in his tracks, the woman he loved was gonna sleep with that bastard? It could not be, not his Kikyou! Tears filled his eyes and he speculated that this was the best time to tell Kikyou how he really felt about her.
He opened his mouth and yelled. "Kikyou, don't have sex with that guy! I still love you, and I have always loved you! Besides I have a bigger package!" He finished realizing that she and Miroku had walked away. While a crowd of old women passed by eyeing him hungrily. One old woman even pinched his ass. He jumped up and ran after his love.
Meanwhile at the hotel of love.
"Oh! Miroku yeah go lower!" shouted Kikyou.
"How's that?" yelled Miroku.
"Great, keep it up and could you put your arms a bit higher?" she mewed.
"Sure babe, whatever you say." Miroku said shrugging, and began pumping faster. The image of a white haired someone popped into his head.
Suddenly.he stopped.
"What's wrong?" asked Kikyou.
Miroku got off her and sat on the side of the bed. "This doesn't feel right somehow."
"What do you mean is my body not good enough?" Kikyou said as she too sat up.
"Well.I don't think we should be doing this." He said slowly.
"Do you think we should have waited?" She said uncertainly.
"That's not what I meant" He paused "I mean I'm in love with someone else.someone who's been there for me, and I just figured it out when we were doing it!" He said looking up into her eyes finding tears.
She wiped it away and said, "Well we tried, and you weren't so bad, I'm sure you'll make this girl happy." She stood up and started to get dressed.
When she was done dressing, she got her bag and walked to the door and asked, "So who is this lucky girl?"
Miroku looked up once more, and thought for a moment, should he tell her? Finally, he said, "What if I told you it wasn't a girl?"
Kikyou's mouth dropped open and she laughed.for the next five minutes. Recovering from her fit, she said "Um. I'm not really sure, but I think you would be gay!" gasping for breath.
Miroku was silent.
She rubbed her eyes, and stared at him, he was not laughing.
"Don't tell me you're really." She gasped, shaking her index finger at him.
"What?" questioned Miroku, "I don't think I heard you right."
"I said, I think you would be GAY!" She shouted.
Everything was quiet for a moment, even the couple in the next room stopped groaning and moaning.
"Just cuz it's not to your satisfaction doesn't mean you should call me gay!" He said standing up with his dick drooping down.
She looked at it and held in a giggle, "It's not that, but when we were doing it, you were like a girl."
"Oh, I see." He was unhappy with the reason.
"Well, we'll do this again sometime?" joked Kikyou as she left leaving the naked boy standing with many thoughts going through his head.
"Sure." He replied in a sarcastic tone and started to get dressed himself.
Standing there he thought, what if she's right! I can't be gay, can I?
Outside Kikyou ran down the hall and out the door crying, she could not believe that she lost her virginity to a GAY person! She staggered down the street half blinded with tears. She returned home and since no one was around, (especially her annoying cousin Kagome); she took some Budweiser from the refrigerator and drank to forget her problems.
Kagome raced down the streets toward the familiar two-storied Victorian house, which belonged to her childhood chums, Inu Yasha, and his half brother Sesshomaru. They had been with her ever since she moved to Tokyo. She hugged her coat tighter to her chest as the wind caused her skirt flapped against her knees. She rang the doorbell as soon as she got up to the front steps and a well-built young man answered the door.
"Hi Kagome, come in!" said an excited Sesshomaru.
"Okay, so did you do any research for the project yet?" she asked stepping into the hall as Sesshomaru took her coat.
"Yes I did, and you'll be pleased to know that we will definitely get an A." he said not taking his eyes off her.
Miroku stopped in front of the two-storied Victorian house and rang the doorbell. Ding Dong, Ding Dong, Ding Ding Dong Dong. Expecting to see Jaken answer the door he looked up, but instead saw Sesshomaru looking down at him with disinterest and an 'I have a date, go away' look.
Instead, he said in a stony voice, "What do you want?" eyeing the young man peevishly.
Miroku just stared at him; he never noticed how pretty he was.
"Well.if you don't have any business here, then goodbye," Sesshomaru said coldly, preparing to slam the door in Miroku's face.
"Wait, I do have to give Inu Yasha his homework." Miroku said holding the door with both hands.
"Just give me the homework." Sesshomaru said grumpily.
"No, I have to see him!" said Miroku desperately trying to squeeze himself inside.
Sesshomaru raises an eyebrow at him, "Why do you want to see my brother that badly eh? Just give it to me!" He said grabbing him by the collar.
"Ok" Miroku squeaked handing the papers to Sesshomaru and getting ready to leave then stopped.
Peering into the house, he tried to think of another excuse to go in. A thought popped into his mind, "Oh, I also have chicken soup for Inu Yasha.and you can have his sandwich" He said suggestively with bright sparkly eyes.
Kagome tired of waiting for Sesshomaru, looked out the window to see who had rang the doorbell, she was surprised to see Miroku. Had his date with Kikyou ended already? She wondered.
Kagome had come down the stairs and was about say hello to him, but stopped when she heard Sesshomaru speak.
"Look, I don't swing that way, but Inu Yasha does," he said seriously. "So would you like me to set you two guys on a date?" Sesshomaru asked.
Kagome stood in shock, how could she not have known two of her oldest friends both liked boys and Miroku was dating her cousin too! She walked quietly away and out another door.
Miroku began to blush and asked, "Hey, so can I come in or not?" handing the sandwich over to Sesshomaru's outstretched and trying to step in with soup in hand.
"I'll take that, now leave and I'll be sure to give the soup and the homework to your boyfriend." he snickered yanking the container of soup away from Miroku.
"Make sure he drinks it, and tell him that I made it myself just for him." Miroku shouted as he was pushed out the door.
*slam*
Sesshomaru tossed the lid off the soup bowl and drank it down in one gulp. Licking his lips he thought, that dude sure can cook.
As Kagome walked along the street in daze thinking about Inu Yasha, it began to rain. It started with small drops but turned into heavy rainfall. Just as the rain had transformed so did Kagome, she began to cry, the droplets of water fell more and more. Not watching where she was going, she bumped into a hard body.
She mumbled an apology but a hand grabbed her pulling her closer to the person. She looked up to see Naraku with an umbrella.
"Kagome-san what are you doing here, you'll be soaked, you wouldn't want you to catch a cold now would you?" He said smiling sadly at her, in truth he had wanted to drown himself but figured that it wouldn't be dramatic enough for the newspapers.
Kagome stared at him for a long time and then sobbed into his shirt.
Naraku froze, holding the crying girl in his arms, when he himself hopelessly wanted to be held, but by another girl.
After a few moments, they noticed they were getting an audience. Kagome abruptly pulled herself away from him and mumbled another apology for being rude.
Naraku smiled, "I could've pulled away at first, but I think we both needed that hug."
The two walked for some time and Naraku finally said, "So, you wanna go home yet?"
Kagome nodded silently, and they began to talk about their annoying teachers. When Naraku suddenly asked, "So what was wrong with you at first?"
"Hmm.oh, nothing, just some sand in my eye." She answered trying to change the subject.
Naraku raised an eyebrow at her, "So you mean to say that you were bawling for five minutes just because there was sand in your pretty eyes?"
Kagome blushed, "What, can't a girl cry over sand?"
He laughed, looking at Kagome blush reminded him of Kikyou, and tears began to flow down his cheeks too.
As Naraku hastily rubbed his eyes, Kagome could tell there was something bugging him as well.
"Hey Naraku, is something wrong?" she started to ask.
"Oh, look we're here!" he said ignoring the question.
As Kagome was about to invite Naraku in, Kikyou stumbled down the stairs falling flat on her face, with Budweiser in hand, she got up and bawled, "Want some?" hiccupping.
"Ohmigosh, what the f*** happened to you?" shouted Kagome goggling at her.
Naraku turned red because Kikyou was in nothing but her silky, red panties and bra.
Then he thought about what really could have happened to her. It must've been that bastard Miroku and his forcefulness, oh how his Kikyou must have suffered.
Ashamed, Kagome asked Naraku to come another day when her cousin wasn't drunk and running around nearly naked.
"I'm sorry, I don't know what's gotten into her today, come again tomorrow or something."
"Kikyou started taking off her top when Kagome shoved Naraku out the door and apologized once more, her face flaming red.
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Thanks for reading this far, now you can give nice reviews? The pairings might change so don't be pissed if Kagome ends up with Sesshomaru or if she doesn't, this is an example. So don't get your hopes up for anything.
A/N Hello, hope you guys will like this story, its sort of original hehehe. Please be open-minded and mature about this story when reading and reviewing, this is a ROMANCE/HUMOR fic. So don't get your panty's in a knot. = P
Disclaimer: Inu and Co. does not belong to you or me unless you're Rumiko Takahashi.
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A light mist of rain clouded over Tokyo city. Naraku was out for one his afternoon strolls which also included stalking his beloved Kikyou. He waited outside her house and then behind the bush as Miroku came to her house and they walked hand in hand together to the bus stop, he followed.
After sneakily tailing them for several streets, he caught a few words of what they were saying.
"Today's special Kikyou, I've booked a room just for us in .," Miroku said putting his hands on her waist.
"The .hotel, I can't wait to see you in." Miroku finished giving Kikyou a peck on the cheek.
Naraku stopped in his tracks, the woman he loved was gonna sleep with that bastard? It could not be, not his Kikyou! Tears filled his eyes and he speculated that this was the best time to tell Kikyou how he really felt about her.
He opened his mouth and yelled. "Kikyou, don't have sex with that guy! I still love you, and I have always loved you! Besides I have a bigger package!" He finished realizing that she and Miroku had walked away. While a crowd of old women passed by eyeing him hungrily. One old woman even pinched his ass. He jumped up and ran after his love.
Meanwhile at the hotel of love.
"Oh! Miroku yeah go lower!" shouted Kikyou.
"How's that?" yelled Miroku.
"Great, keep it up and could you put your arms a bit higher?" she mewed.
"Sure babe, whatever you say." Miroku said shrugging, and began pumping faster. The image of a white haired someone popped into his head.
Suddenly.he stopped.
"What's wrong?" asked Kikyou.
Miroku got off her and sat on the side of the bed. "This doesn't feel right somehow."
"What do you mean is my body not good enough?" Kikyou said as she too sat up.
"Well.I don't think we should be doing this." He said slowly.
"Do you think we should have waited?" She said uncertainly.
"That's not what I meant" He paused "I mean I'm in love with someone else.someone who's been there for me, and I just figured it out when we were doing it!" He said looking up into her eyes finding tears.
She wiped it away and said, "Well we tried, and you weren't so bad, I'm sure you'll make this girl happy." She stood up and started to get dressed.
When she was done dressing, she got her bag and walked to the door and asked, "So who is this lucky girl?"
Miroku looked up once more, and thought for a moment, should he tell her? Finally, he said, "What if I told you it wasn't a girl?"
Kikyou's mouth dropped open and she laughed.for the next five minutes. Recovering from her fit, she said "Um. I'm not really sure, but I think you would be gay!" gasping for breath.
Miroku was silent.
She rubbed her eyes, and stared at him, he was not laughing.
"Don't tell me you're really." She gasped, shaking her index finger at him.
"What?" questioned Miroku, "I don't think I heard you right."
"I said, I think you would be GAY!" She shouted.
Everything was quiet for a moment, even the couple in the next room stopped groaning and moaning.
"Just cuz it's not to your satisfaction doesn't mean you should call me gay!" He said standing up with his dick drooping down.
She looked at it and held in a giggle, "It's not that, but when we were doing it, you were like a girl."
"Oh, I see." He was unhappy with the reason.
"Well, we'll do this again sometime?" joked Kikyou as she left leaving the naked boy standing with many thoughts going through his head.
"Sure." He replied in a sarcastic tone and started to get dressed himself.
Standing there he thought, what if she's right! I can't be gay, can I?
Outside Kikyou ran down the hall and out the door crying, she could not believe that she lost her virginity to a GAY person! She staggered down the street half blinded with tears. She returned home and since no one was around, (especially her annoying cousin Kagome); she took some Budweiser from the refrigerator and drank to forget her problems.
Kagome raced down the streets toward the familiar two-storied Victorian house, which belonged to her childhood chums, Inu Yasha, and his half brother Sesshomaru. They had been with her ever since she moved to Tokyo. She hugged her coat tighter to her chest as the wind caused her skirt flapped against her knees. She rang the doorbell as soon as she got up to the front steps and a well-built young man answered the door.
"Hi Kagome, come in!" said an excited Sesshomaru.
"Okay, so did you do any research for the project yet?" she asked stepping into the hall as Sesshomaru took her coat.
"Yes I did, and you'll be pleased to know that we will definitely get an A." he said not taking his eyes off her.
Miroku stopped in front of the two-storied Victorian house and rang the doorbell. Ding Dong, Ding Dong, Ding Ding Dong Dong. Expecting to see Jaken answer the door he looked up, but instead saw Sesshomaru looking down at him with disinterest and an 'I have a date, go away' look.
Instead, he said in a stony voice, "What do you want?" eyeing the young man peevishly.
Miroku just stared at him; he never noticed how pretty he was.
"Well.if you don't have any business here, then goodbye," Sesshomaru said coldly, preparing to slam the door in Miroku's face.
"Wait, I do have to give Inu Yasha his homework." Miroku said holding the door with both hands.
"Just give me the homework." Sesshomaru said grumpily.
"No, I have to see him!" said Miroku desperately trying to squeeze himself inside.
Sesshomaru raises an eyebrow at him, "Why do you want to see my brother that badly eh? Just give it to me!" He said grabbing him by the collar.
"Ok" Miroku squeaked handing the papers to Sesshomaru and getting ready to leave then stopped.
Peering into the house, he tried to think of another excuse to go in. A thought popped into his mind, "Oh, I also have chicken soup for Inu Yasha.and you can have his sandwich" He said suggestively with bright sparkly eyes.
Kagome tired of waiting for Sesshomaru, looked out the window to see who had rang the doorbell, she was surprised to see Miroku. Had his date with Kikyou ended already? She wondered.
Kagome had come down the stairs and was about say hello to him, but stopped when she heard Sesshomaru speak.
"Look, I don't swing that way, but Inu Yasha does," he said seriously. "So would you like me to set you two guys on a date?" Sesshomaru asked.
Kagome stood in shock, how could she not have known two of her oldest friends both liked boys and Miroku was dating her cousin too! She walked quietly away and out another door.
Miroku began to blush and asked, "Hey, so can I come in or not?" handing the sandwich over to Sesshomaru's outstretched and trying to step in with soup in hand.
"I'll take that, now leave and I'll be sure to give the soup and the homework to your boyfriend." he snickered yanking the container of soup away from Miroku.
"Make sure he drinks it, and tell him that I made it myself just for him." Miroku shouted as he was pushed out the door.
*slam*
Sesshomaru tossed the lid off the soup bowl and drank it down in one gulp. Licking his lips he thought, that dude sure can cook.
As Kagome walked along the street in daze thinking about Inu Yasha, it began to rain. It started with small drops but turned into heavy rainfall. Just as the rain had transformed so did Kagome, she began to cry, the droplets of water fell more and more. Not watching where she was going, she bumped into a hard body.
She mumbled an apology but a hand grabbed her pulling her closer to the person. She looked up to see Naraku with an umbrella.
"Kagome-san what are you doing here, you'll be soaked, you wouldn't want you to catch a cold now would you?" He said smiling sadly at her, in truth he had wanted to drown himself but figured that it wouldn't be dramatic enough for the newspapers.
Kagome stared at him for a long time and then sobbed into his shirt.
Naraku froze, holding the crying girl in his arms, when he himself hopelessly wanted to be held, but by another girl.
After a few moments, they noticed they were getting an audience. Kagome abruptly pulled herself away from him and mumbled another apology for being rude.
Naraku smiled, "I could've pulled away at first, but I think we both needed that hug."
The two walked for some time and Naraku finally said, "So, you wanna go home yet?"
Kagome nodded silently, and they began to talk about their annoying teachers. When Naraku suddenly asked, "So what was wrong with you at first?"
"Hmm.oh, nothing, just some sand in my eye." She answered trying to change the subject.
Naraku raised an eyebrow at her, "So you mean to say that you were bawling for five minutes just because there was sand in your pretty eyes?"
Kagome blushed, "What, can't a girl cry over sand?"
He laughed, looking at Kagome blush reminded him of Kikyou, and tears began to flow down his cheeks too.
As Naraku hastily rubbed his eyes, Kagome could tell there was something bugging him as well.
"Hey Naraku, is something wrong?" she started to ask.
"Oh, look we're here!" he said ignoring the question.
As Kagome was about to invite Naraku in, Kikyou stumbled down the stairs falling flat on her face, with Budweiser in hand, she got up and bawled, "Want some?" hiccupping.
"Ohmigosh, what the f*** happened to you?" shouted Kagome goggling at her.
Naraku turned red because Kikyou was in nothing but her silky, red panties and bra.
Then he thought about what really could have happened to her. It must've been that bastard Miroku and his forcefulness, oh how his Kikyou must have suffered.
Ashamed, Kagome asked Naraku to come another day when her cousin wasn't drunk and running around nearly naked.
"I'm sorry, I don't know what's gotten into her today, come again tomorrow or something."
"Kikyou started taking off her top when Kagome shoved Naraku out the door and apologized once more, her face flaming red.
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Thanks for reading this far, now you can give nice reviews? The pairings might change so don't be pissed if Kagome ends up with Sesshomaru or if she doesn't, this is an example. So don't get your hopes up for anything.