Yeah this all kinda started with Kate Kane... then it just, snowballed. Y'know?
Please forgive me for these - these are mostly taken from my Tumblr, where my imagination is free to quote literally anything. You can imagine it gets crazy. XD Hope y'all enjoy!
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Caitlin: Nora, sweetie... did you eat all the powdered doughnuts?
Nora (mouth full of doughnuts): N-No...
Barry: Then what's that white stuff on your pants?
Nora: Cocaine.
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Barry: I'M A FREE SPIRIT! I'LL DO WHAT I WANT!
Cisco: I'll call Caitlin.
Barry: No wait-
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Cisco: Ralph, that's it - you're sitting at the kid's table next Thanksgiving.
Ralph: What? Why?
Caitlin: What's a carburetor?
Ralph: Uh…
Barry: Who's Spongebob's best friend?
Ralph: Patrick-oh.
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Caitlin: Hi, welcome to Applebee's, would you like the apples or the bees?
Ralph (visibly confused): Uh… bees?
Caitlin: HE HAS CHOSEN THE BEES.
Barry: *kicks down the kitchen door, aggressively shaking a jar of live bees*
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Barry: I think I need to be alone right now.
(later)
Barry (smiling): Thanks for being alone with me, Cait.
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Nora: Uncle Cisco, you're just the best!
Cisco: Eat your oats.
Nora:
Caitlin:
Barry:
Cisco: I have no idea what uncles are supposed to say.
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Barry: Cait, I'm afraid of backstories.
Caitlin (dressed in full doctor attire): Honey, when did this all start?
Barry: Well-aaaaaAAAAAAAAAA
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Ralph: (trying to climb onto the roof to do a backflip onto a trampoline)
Caitlin: (trying to stop him)
Barry: (cheering him on)
Cisco: (making a bet with Sherloque on whether or not Ralph will hurt himself)
Nora: (looks into the camera like she's in The Office): Yep. This is my family.
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Iris: Nora, where's Barry?
Nora: Doing stupid stuff.
Iris: Then where's Sherloque?
Nora: Trying to stop Barry from doing stupid stuff.
Iris: So where is Cisco?
Nora: Trying to stop Sherloque from stopping Barry from doing stupid stuff.
Iris: Then what are you two doing here?
Caitlin: We have to keep you distracted so you don't try to stop Cisco from trying to stop Sherloque from trying to stop Barry from doing stupid stuff.
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Cicada: You heroes are too late! You'll never stop me now!
Barry: That's where you're wrong, Cicada! We will stop you with the powers of:
Caitlin: Friendship!
Cisco: Harmony!
Sherloque: Incredible violence.
Nora: And love!
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Barry: Everything's gonna be fine… its just a crush.
Caitlin (waving and smiling): Hi Barry!
Barry: I love you.
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Ralph: Everyone synchronize your watches.
Cisco: I don't know how to do that.
Caitlin: I don't wear a watch.
Barry: Time is a construct.
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Caitlin: Cisco told me that instead of being sad I should just "go get it, girl". So I'm going to go get it, girl.
Barry: Get what?
Caitlin: Not clear. I'll get everything just to be safe.
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Barry: Hey Frost! I made us friendship bracelets!
Frost: You know, I'm not really a jewelry person.
Barry: Okay, you don't have to wear i-
Frost: No. I'm gonna wear it forever. Back off.
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Barry: Listen Nora - in this world, its either "yeet" or "be yeeted".
Caitlin: Barry, you're scaring the poor thing.
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Nora: *sneaks in through the window at 2 AM*
Barry: *turning on the light* So, where were you?
Nora: I, u-uh… I was with Caitlin!
Caitlin: *spins around in her chair* Wanna try again?
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Ralph: Hey, I dare you to kiss the next person that walks in.
Barry: I'm not kissing any of you guys.
Caitlin: *walks in*
Barry: Fine, I'll do it. I mean, rules are rules, right?
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Barry: Cait, did it hurt when you fell?
Caitlin (smiling): From heaven?
Barry: No, from the vending machine.
Barry: *putting on shades* Cause you a snack.
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Caitlin: Putting "uwu" at the end of a sentence makes the sentence cute and harmless.
Barry: I love you uwu
Nora: I just got food uwu
Sherloque: I'm going to murder you uwu
Cisco: Please don't do that uwu
Sherloque: No promises uwu
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(Sherloque has lost his hat)
Barry: Calm down, Sherloque, its only a hat.
Sherloque (aghast): Only a hat?!
Caitlin: Sherloque's a little attached to that hat. He thinks it's lucky.
Sherloque: It is lucky. I ain't never died while wearing that hat.
Barry: I-I'm… I'm not sure how to respond to that.
Cisco: That's a common reaction to Sherloque.
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Barry and Caitlin: *casually talking and smiling, having lunch*
Cisco: *leans into their table*
Cisco: Hey guys. I've just discovered a new drug - its called "Your Relationship". And I'm high on it.
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Nora (about Barry and Caitlin): Are they flirting?
Cisco: I think so.
Caitlin: We're not flirting, we're arguing.
Barry: We're flirting.
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Cisco: Y'all'd've'f'ld've.
Barry: You all would have if I would have?
Cisco: Correct! It's almost a complete sentence of contractions!
Caitlin: Our son is out of control, Barry.
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Ralph: *tries to flirt with Caitlin*
Barry: *staring at Ralph*
Cisco: You're really quiet today, Barry.
Barry (in a whisper): No one plans a kidnapping out loud.
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Barry: Making my way downtown, walking fast.
Barry:
Barry: Walking a little slower because Caitlin's wearing high heels and I don't want to make her run in those.
Now THAT was fun to do XD If anyone wants the sources, most of them are probably from Vine, Tumblr, Parks and Rec, or something else... I didn't source check sowwy XD
I will continue this once I continue to fill up my Tumblr with quotes XD