The awesome adventure of awesomeness…yeah…
Simon: Hey Alucard. Whatcha makin'?
Mr. Awesome: He's making a fanfic.
Simon: Don't you normally make the fan fictions?
Mr. Awesome: Yeah, but he wanted to try it. So don't disturb him. I did and he bit me.
Simon: Oh…okay then…- backs away slowly-
Anybody who knows Mr. Awesome should probably stay away. Because he's probably gonna turn in 2 seconds. Enjoy the fanfic.
"-pant- God…damn… it!" said Simon as he reached Dracula's castle. "If I live…I'm never gonna do this again…"
As he reached the castle, he saw 2 guards standing in front of the gate. What he also saw was a huge bag of weed on the ground and took it. As he walked up to the guards, he offered them a smoke, and they agreed.
"Well that was easier than usual." said Simon as he walked past the 2 baked guards. Then, as he entered the castle he saw there were no enemies whatsoever.
'That's weird' thought Simon. 'usually I'd come across some flying heads or some crap like that, but there's nothing! It's like Dracula just moved out'
Then, as soon as he finished thinking, he went on to see what happened. He went through the whole castle and didn't see a single thing. He even checked the throne room twice.
But now, here's the interesting part, a solar eclipse moved his REAL castle to Japan. So as Simon was living a life of ease for the next few days, he received a letter from his fellow vampire hunters
This is what it said:
Dear Simon,
I'm sending you this letter to tell you that Dracula's castle has moved to Japan. We'd like you to come here as quickly as possible.
From,
Anonymous.
"Well, seems like my vacation's come to an end." said Simon. "Time to go to Japan."
"Yes, my plan is coming together quite nicely." said Dracula. "Those foolish hunters are going to die a very slow death by my hand! !!!!
Alucard: Dun, dun, dundundunDUUUUUN!! Sorry to leave it as a cliff hanger, but Simon and I have to cure Mr. Awesome. Bye!
Simon: Damn it Alucard, get down here now!
Alucard: Just hold on a minute!
BYE!!!