The purpose of this is to torture Sesshomaru. Join me in the fun, won't you? (hehehehehehe)
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Sesshomaru was walking in the woods.
He was happy.
Why was he happy?
Well, Jaken wasn't there.
He had been scared to go into the woods.
There were supposed to be a lot of demons in these woods.
No Jaken...
Bliss.
From behind a tree came a huge group of demons.
Good.
Sesshomaru had wanted to kill something.
"Who dares to enter our woods?" one of the demons growled.
"I am Sesshomaru," Sesshomaru said. "Get out of my way."
The demon looked at him.
"You aren't Sesshomaru. He's a demon."
Sesshomaru raised his hand and was about to kill the demon when he
noticed something.
He had no claws.
Sesshomaru was human.
WHAT?!?
The demon lunged for him.
Sesshomaru ran.
He ran until he couldn't run anymore.
Then they caught him.
They circled around him and he had just realized that this was an
exceptionally embarrassing way to die when...
One of the demons screamed as something slashed through him.
Then there was an explosion.
Sesshomaru couldn't see.
When he could see, the demons were gone.
And Inu Yasha was standing there.
With the Tetsusaiga.
Inu Yasha had saved Sesshomaru.
WHAT?!?
"Oh Master..."
A huge hand grabbed Sesshomaru and pulled him into the air.
Sesshomaru looked.
It was Jaken.
Jaken was huge.
And he was laughing.
At Sesshomaru.
Sesshomaru did not like that.
"We're going to go look for Shikon shards now. Use this."
Jaken stuffed something into Sesshomaru's hand.
It was a rod.
Jaken's rod.
Then Jaken dumped something on Sesshomaru's head.
It was a big pointy hat.
Jaken's hat.
Sesshomaru looked like Jaken.
WHAT?!?
Jaken started walking.
Jaken also started throwing Sesshomaru up and down.
Then he dropped Sesshomaru.
Sesshomaru fell down.
And down.
And down.
Sesshomaru fell into a well.
Something weird happened.
Sesshomaru was standing at the bottom of the well.
A furry thing landed on Sesshomaru.
It scratched his face with its claws.
Sesshomaru was not happy.
"Hey! Did you fall down there again?"
There was a boy at the top of the well.
Sesshomaru had never seen this boy before in his life.
Then Sesshomaru looked at himself.
Sesshomaru looked like that girl with Inu Yasha.
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Sesshomaru woke up screaming.
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Sesshomaru was walking in the woods.
He was happy.
Why was he happy?
Well, Jaken wasn't there.
He had been scared to go into the woods.
There were supposed to be a lot of demons in these woods.
No Jaken...
Bliss.
From behind a tree came a huge group of demons.
Good.
Sesshomaru had wanted to kill something.
"Who dares to enter our woods?" one of the demons growled.
"I am Sesshomaru," Sesshomaru said. "Get out of my way."
The demon looked at him.
"You aren't Sesshomaru. He's a demon."
Sesshomaru raised his hand and was about to kill the demon when he
noticed something.
He had no claws.
Sesshomaru was human.
WHAT?!?
The demon lunged for him.
Sesshomaru ran.
He ran until he couldn't run anymore.
Then they caught him.
They circled around him and he had just realized that this was an
exceptionally embarrassing way to die when...
One of the demons screamed as something slashed through him.
Then there was an explosion.
Sesshomaru couldn't see.
When he could see, the demons were gone.
And Inu Yasha was standing there.
With the Tetsusaiga.
Inu Yasha had saved Sesshomaru.
WHAT?!?
"Oh Master..."
A huge hand grabbed Sesshomaru and pulled him into the air.
Sesshomaru looked.
It was Jaken.
Jaken was huge.
And he was laughing.
At Sesshomaru.
Sesshomaru did not like that.
"We're going to go look for Shikon shards now. Use this."
Jaken stuffed something into Sesshomaru's hand.
It was a rod.
Jaken's rod.
Then Jaken dumped something on Sesshomaru's head.
It was a big pointy hat.
Jaken's hat.
Sesshomaru looked like Jaken.
WHAT?!?
Jaken started walking.
Jaken also started throwing Sesshomaru up and down.
Then he dropped Sesshomaru.
Sesshomaru fell down.
And down.
And down.
Sesshomaru fell into a well.
Something weird happened.
Sesshomaru was standing at the bottom of the well.
A furry thing landed on Sesshomaru.
It scratched his face with its claws.
Sesshomaru was not happy.
"Hey! Did you fall down there again?"
There was a boy at the top of the well.
Sesshomaru had never seen this boy before in his life.
Then Sesshomaru looked at himself.
Sesshomaru looked like that girl with Inu Yasha.
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Sesshomaru woke up screaming.