Chapter 1:
It was a normal day at Fowl Manor. As normal as it gets when you're billionaires, anyway. Artemis was in the kitchen with Butler. He was attempting to make a sandwich. Attempting being the key word here. Suddenly, Foaly came through what appeared to be a pink gap in the wall.
"Foaly! What are you doing here???" Artemis exclaimed.
"So it's true! You do have your memory of us back!" he replied.
"Oops." Said Butler.
"Listen, it doesn't matter, what are you doing here????"
"What?" Foaly inquired. "You didn't know that there are portals from various places in the fairy world to your house? *tsk* And I thought you were a genius!"
Artemis raised an eyebrow. "You want me to get him?" Butler asked.
"No, Butler. Why are you here, Foaly? Is that all you wanted to tell me?"
"Well, I just wanted to let you know that these portals are here and that you have quite a few enemies in our world. Ya' know? Because you have the power to expose us? Yep, the hippy fairies really jumped on this one."
"Foaly? Are you saying creatures from your world might try and attack me?"
"Ummmmmmmm...yes. Yes."
"All right. What can we do about these portals? Can you destroy them?"
"No!" Foaly said quickly. "I can only open and close them, that's all I do."
"Okay, we'll just have to step up security. Correct, Butler?"
"Of course."
"And I'm sure the LEP will be willing to help exterminate anything that comes through. Correct, Foaly?"
"Of course not!! First of all, the LEP has had enough trouble while being involved in your little schemes! And second of all, good luck with that whole security thing! We're not talking about your world kind of enemies here. Not some guy with a handgun. Not even close to that! We're talking fairy technology and possibly even MAGIC!"
"Look, Foaly, we can handle it all right? Now, go home." Artemis said, waving him off with a manicured hand.
"Fine. If that's what you want Artemis. But, you're making a mistake."
"Yeah, right" Artemis replied as Foaly dissolved through the pink sphere. "I don't make mistakes."
It was a normal day at Fowl Manor. As normal as it gets when you're billionaires, anyway. Artemis was in the kitchen with Butler. He was attempting to make a sandwich. Attempting being the key word here. Suddenly, Foaly came through what appeared to be a pink gap in the wall.
"Foaly! What are you doing here???" Artemis exclaimed.
"So it's true! You do have your memory of us back!" he replied.
"Oops." Said Butler.
"Listen, it doesn't matter, what are you doing here????"
"What?" Foaly inquired. "You didn't know that there are portals from various places in the fairy world to your house? *tsk* And I thought you were a genius!"
Artemis raised an eyebrow. "You want me to get him?" Butler asked.
"No, Butler. Why are you here, Foaly? Is that all you wanted to tell me?"
"Well, I just wanted to let you know that these portals are here and that you have quite a few enemies in our world. Ya' know? Because you have the power to expose us? Yep, the hippy fairies really jumped on this one."
"Foaly? Are you saying creatures from your world might try and attack me?"
"Ummmmmmmm...yes. Yes."
"All right. What can we do about these portals? Can you destroy them?"
"No!" Foaly said quickly. "I can only open and close them, that's all I do."
"Okay, we'll just have to step up security. Correct, Butler?"
"Of course."
"And I'm sure the LEP will be willing to help exterminate anything that comes through. Correct, Foaly?"
"Of course not!! First of all, the LEP has had enough trouble while being involved in your little schemes! And second of all, good luck with that whole security thing! We're not talking about your world kind of enemies here. Not some guy with a handgun. Not even close to that! We're talking fairy technology and possibly even MAGIC!"
"Look, Foaly, we can handle it all right? Now, go home." Artemis said, waving him off with a manicured hand.
"Fine. If that's what you want Artemis. But, you're making a mistake."
"Yeah, right" Artemis replied as Foaly dissolved through the pink sphere. "I don't make mistakes."