A short poem written during Season 2, and edited for Season 3.
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A is for alcohol, what Jack loves the most,
B is for butter, there's none for their toast!
C is for crying, what Jack does the best, and
D is for dying, which will come to the rest.
E is for eery - the sounds in the jungle, and
F is for food, lack of it makes their stomachs rumble.
G is for guns, they don't have a lot,
H is for Hurley, hungry he's not!
I is for Indian, which nobody is,
J is for Juliet, who should mind her own business.
K is for killing, - it happened to Ana, and
L is for lying, which Michael did after.
M is for miracle, in which Jack believes not,
N is for Numbers, thanks to Hurley, they've got.
O is for Oceanic, which sealed their fate,
P is for Paw Paw, of which they all ate.
Q is for quiet, which I wish Kate would be,
R is for red, on Shannon we see.
S is for sassy, which Ana is, we see and
T is for tiring, what she surely will come to be.
U is for "Udders" on seaweed they feed,
V is for vaccine, which baby Aaron needs.
W is for white man, which Eko is not, and
X is for "Xtras" get cooked in a pot!
Y is for "You all everybody" which Charlie shall sing, and
Z is for Zeke, Kate's neck he shall ring.
Please R+R :)