The names Q-A the Authoress, well here is the first chapter of my very first story. Hope you people will like it. This is also my first parody of a Disney classic so I hope I don't ruin it for ya.
Disclaimer I don't own any of the characters mention in this story or most of the plot only the occasional OC that might pop up in this fanfic.
Now on with the story.
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Kairiladdin
The setting is deep in the forest of an enchanted kingdom where the prolog of our story takes place. A large yellow bird called a chocobo was carrying a girl with brown hair with red streaks in it wearing black clothing was singing a familiar song.
The Girl: Oh I come from a land, from a faraway place
Where the gallant griffins roam
Where it's green to the extreme
And there's magic ripped off the seams
'Sounds mental, but hey, it's home!
She continues to sing as her feathered friend travels onward as they soon leave the green canopies of the forest.
The Girl: When the wind's from the east
And the sun's from the west
And the music is so right
Come on down
Stop on by
Hop on a pegasus and fly
To another Andalasian niiiiiights!
Right after that phrase was said a large city with a castle and sprawling gardens is shown in a valley where the duo was possibly traveling. The villagers in the evening were trading some last goods or heading off to bed while a street performer named Rango was using a match and cactus juice to make it like he was breathing fire and blow very hard and right towards the screen.
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The girl and chocobo were now arriving in a small courtyard where it looked like the yellow bird was on its final stretch as it began to pant heavily in funny way but the girl kept on singing.
The Girl: Andalasian nights
Like Andalasian days
More nicer than nice
It's cooler than ice
In a lot of good waaaaays!
The Girl: Andalasian niiiiights
'Neath Andalasian moons
A fool off his guard
Could fall and fall hard
Very too soon.
The bird just could not take it any more and collapsed as the girl finished her song. She got off the tired bird then looked right in front of her as if staring at someone, which she was, and laughed.
"Ah, welcome fellow travelers." The girl said to the unseen people, "and good evening. Please come closer."
The unseen people come very close to her face. So close in fact that she needed some space and soon.
She yelped and said, "Oh not that close!" The unseen people stepped back a little and gave her room. With the much-needed space the girl breathed and spoke with a British accent.
"Great to you have also made it to the 'Enchanted' and beautiful kingdom of Andalasia, a far off land of mystery, and colorful characters at every corner, such as me, Ebony Gulliver. No relation to that bloke who got lost and met those odd short people.
"I also come with some of the best prices this side of Narnia!" She dramatically exclaimed while putting her hands in the air and a pop-up table with some souvenirs came into view.
Ebony smirks as she hold up a gourd shaped device and said, "Look at this thing! It's our newest device, combined ramen and coffee maker, also makes chips or for you American blokes, fries!"
Ebony demonstrated to the unseen people as she created some fries. She then took the device and tapped it on the stand happily and said, "It will not break, it will..." a spring popped out and the device cracked.
She frowned, "It broke…" The brunette glared at the now broken device and pushed it aside in degust. She then took out some Tupperware and said, "Well, what do you know? I have never seen one of these intact before. This is the famous Middle Earth Tupperware. Check this out." Ebony opened it and made a raspberry sound, " Ah yes, still good. Ha ha!"
Unimpressed, the unseen people began to leave the opposite direction until Ebony stopped them.
"Wait don't go! I can see that you blokes didn't like the last objects but the next one is truly brilliant, if I do say so myself." Satisfied she had the people listening, she then pulled out of her sleeve a gray thermos.
"This," she began with a confident tone, "is the most bloody best thing I've got in my disposal. Do not be fooled by its commonplace appearance. Like so many things, it is not what outside, but what is inside that counts."
Still unimpressed the unseen people tried to leave but panicking, Ebony stopped them once again.
"This is no ordinary thermos! It once changed the course of a young woman's life. A young woman, who, like this lamp, was more than what she seemed; a tiara covered in dirt."
She brought her face closer and asked, "Would you lot like to hear the tale behind the lady and this thermos." The unseen people seemed interested enough and with that Ebony opened up the thermos and took out some sparkling dust and began our tale.
"Our story begins on a dark night where a dark-hearted woman with a dark purpose."
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Me: Well it the end of the first chapter of this (hope to be) amazing fanmake of a wonderful story.
Kairi: When am I gonna be in the story?
Me: Don't worry you and the other characters will be seen in the next few chapters but because it's 10 PM where I'm at, I'm ending the chapter here because I'm tired. I hope to update soon promise. Anyone who reviews will get feedback by ME, whether negative of positive. (Hopefully positive)