COPYRIGHT: One Piece belongs to Eiichiro Oda. I do not own One Piece...I am not a genius.

This was originally written for a friend of mine, who wanted to make a doujin, I know its a very difficult format to read, gomennasai!

I also added Jimbei to the crew, and yes I am fully aware that he is not a part of the SH crew as of yet, arigatou gozaimasu!

SHC = everyone in the crew occasionally

excluding the person being spoken to.

The Return of Boa Hancock

Scene: Post time-skip; the SH crew's log post has just set after they battled through and island where lightening pours like rain. They are on the Sunny and sailing in the direction of the log posts needle, the night is dismal and eerie but Luffy's heart pounds with excitement at the thought of soon meeting and eventually dueling with Kidd and Trafalgar. However, after battling a very mouthy pirate on the last island Luffy needs some time to gather his thoughts.

Zoro – "Luffy how long are you going to sit out here and daydream like an idiot?"

Nami – "Zoro- I think Luffy needs some time alone, the pirate on that island said some pretty hurtful things about Whitebeard and Ace… Let's go inside, Luffy will come when he's ready."

*Zoro and Nami make their way back to the feast inside, leaving Luffy by himself on the deck of the Sunny*

Luffy – "Ace…can you hear me? Am I ready? Are you proud of me?"

*Luffy exhales and looks up at the stars*

Luffy – "I've always wanted to be more like you Ace…those last words you said to me, they weren't like you at all, Ace."

*Luffy falls asleep on the deck of the Sunny. The next day Luffy wakes up in his bed. Nami bursts into the room yelling*

Nami – "LUFFY LOOK LO-"

Luffy – "Oi, Nami how'd I get back in my room"

*Nami steps aside and points to Robin*

Nami – "It was all thanks to Robin, we- wait a minute that's not what I came here to talk to you about, it's this news paper"

*The crew steps inside the room. Nami throws the newspaper on Luffy's lap*

Luffy – "You guys?"

Jimbei – "Luffy-kun they found out."

Luffy – "Who?"

Robin – "It seems like our Captain is quite the catch"

*Robin chuckles. Luffy, puzzled and sleepy, has a look at the newspaper*

New Development: World News:

Shichibukai Boa Hancock is rumored to be in a relationship with notorious rookie and son of Dragon, Monkey D. Luffy! There were countless witnesses claiming they heard her call Straw Hat Luffy her husband and beloved. Also witnesses claim that she defended him, killing anyone, who would threaten his safety. Convinced with the idea that she and Straw Hat Luffy are married she stopped Vice Admiral Smoker from catching SH 2 years ago. There are also claims that she is the one who helped the notorious pirate, infiltrate Impel Down and offered him food, shelter and protection after he had been seriously injured during the war. She is now in custody of the World Gov. and is facing execution; her country, facing total and utter destruction via Buster Call. This story is still developing; we will have more details tomorrow.

*-Somewhere on a sky island- A green cloaked man bears a sinister smile and chuckles*

Ivankov – "He's just like you, you know. That woman was on the verge of pinning you down and raping you"

Dragon – "HaHa! You're right, sometimes a guy gets so fired up about his goals that he forgets to leave room for other desires. But, who would've thought…the most beautiful woman in the known world. He really is my son isn't he?"

Ivankov – "Too bad you haven't met the kid, he's really something."

Dragon – "That's what happens when you allow a kid to be raised by Garp. I wish I could've been there for him, but, I can't be within ten feet of that man without bringing about conflict. He'll never change, even though he knows about the evil that lurks within the World Government. I'll never forgive him. I'm sorry Luffy."

*The cloaked man grins, turns to the East and closes his eyes*

*Back on the Sunny- Luffy can hardly swallow the information he just read, sweat beads roll down his face mimicking the rest of the crew*

Nami – "Lu- Lu- Luffy are the things in that newspaper…true?"

Usopp – "Are you really married to that Shi- Shichibukai, Oi Luffyy?"

SHC – "SAY SOMETHING LUFFY!"

Luffy – "Ha- Hancock…I'm so sorry. Everyone, what it says in this paper is true."

SHC – "NANIIIIIIII?"

*The crew, except Robin, Zoro and Sanji feels lightheaded and faints. Sanji explodes into a fire-ball (similar to Ace's Hiken)*

Zoro – "Luffy do you know what you're getting yourself into? Getting involved with that Shichibukai?

Sanji – "YOU BASTARD, WHY WOULD YOU MAKE UP SUCH A LIE?

*Sanji kicks at Luffy but misses and creates a crater in the floorboard*

Franky – "Oi Sanji, don't take out your anger on Sunny"

*Luffy chuckles while Sanji has a hold of his collar, shaking him*

Sanji – "Now Luffy, tell me the truth, is that beautiful lady in love with an immature idiot like you? Huh?"

Jimbei – "It's true Sanji-kun, everything except, they are not married. The princess has been trying to persuade Luffy-kun, but he's shown no interest. Still she hasn't backed down"

*Sanji falls into a depressed state*

Zoro – "Baka! She wouldn't want a swirly cook like you anyway"

Sanji – " !"

Nami – "But Luffy I thought she was a cold and heartless woman?"

Luffy – "That's right, ShiShiShi, She tried to kill me at first"

Usopp – "Wait a minute! Did you beat her? A Shi- Shichibukai?"

Luffy – "Nah, not her, her sisters; they were really strong! ShiShi, I guess they were mad at me for seeing her naked when I fell through her bathroom roof"

SHC – "NANIIIIIII?"

Sanji – "WHY YOU LITTLE! –Diablo Ja-"

*Nami knocks Sanji's face into the floor*

Robin – "She should've killed you on the spot; I've heard of her powers, she petrifies men with the flick of her wrist"

Chopper – "Scary!"

Brook – "So Luffy-san…did you see her panties?"

Luffy – "Nahh Brook, I…don't think she had any on…"

*Sanji and Brook get nosebleeds*

Zoro – "If she could turn him to stone then he wouldn't be alive right now."

Luffy – "Ahhh that's right, she did have a type of Noro Noro beam but it didn't do anything to me."

Robin – "It's because you have no impure thoughts maybe?"

Usopp – "You saw the most beautiful woman in the world and had NO impure thoughts? Come on Luffy don't tell me you've never felt the need satisfy a woman?"

Luffy – "Yah, but I tried to satisfy her, I offered her some meat but she just sat in corner all day, I guess she wasn't hungry"

*SHC stands with mouth agape*

Usopp – "Oi, Luffy… I guess I'll have to do it. I Usopp Warrior of the Sea will teach you how to fulfill the desires of a woman!"

Nami – "But, Luffy what are we going to do about Hancock? If I play a part in saving her, she'll surely repay me in treasure or maybe she'll give me a million Beli!"

Luffy – "We'll have to save her, but first I have to find out where she is!"

*Jimbei, Franky, Robin, Zoro, Brook and Chopper make their way back to their cabins, continuing with their day to day chores. While Nami tries to shake Sanji out of his depression and Usopp tries to explain to Luffy the ins and outs of women*