Oranges and Honor
(Lights up. Two people are sitting down enjoying a quiet afternoon)
PERSON 1
Pretty nice day, huh?
PERSON 2
Yeah, it's pretty nice.
PERSON 1
I brought us some oranges to snack on. Want one?
PERSON 2
Yeah, I love oranges.
(PERSON 1 passes PERSON 2 an orange. PERSON 2 then proceeds to peel their orange with pleasure while PERSON 1 looks on in disgust and shock. PERSON 2 notices this.)
PERSON 2
What's wrong-
PERSON 1
How Dare You.
PERSON 2
Excuse Me?
PERSON 1
(With growing intensity) How Dare You. You dare strip the orange of its armor. Where is your honor? You have to give the orange a fighting chance then crush it, and its honor, and vanquish its family name from the tomes of time. (Pause)
(After the pause PERSON 1 proceed to viciously eat the orange, peel and all. Note: This should have the ferocity of a rabid feral wolf that hasn't eaten in a day. Super fierce)
PERSON 1
(With their face stuffed full of orange) You Disgust Me!