Joking Jane

"Come on, Lisbon. Don't be childish. Just do this for me," Jane begged.

Lisbon sighed excessively and rolled her eyes before she closed them. "Who's the childish one here?"

"Hush! Don't talk. You need to relax."

Lisbon shifted on her seat and leaned against the back of her couch. It was already taking her too long. "And now?"

"Ssh, concentrate," he whispered.

"Yeah, on what?" She opened her eyes and watched Jane aiming his own closed eyes at the ceiling. He sighed when he noticed Lisbon wasn't cooperating and looked back at her.

"Oh, Geez, Lisbon. That's the whole point! You have to concentrate on something and I have to figure out what you're thinking. Are you that dumb?"

"Excuse me?" Lisbon exclaimed.

"You are a nitwit."

"Not funny, Jane!"

"It wasn't meant to be funny..."

Lisbon scowled. "Let me make this clear to you. You have exactly three seconds to get the hell out of my office!"

"Or else?"

"I throw you out of the building personally! You'd better hurry, Jane. I'm already at two!"

Jane started chuckling and plumped down beside her on the couch. "Oh, please."

"How dare you laughing?" Lisbon growled. It only made him laugh louder.

"Why are you so easily made angry?"

"Because a certain moron, who is accidentally sitting next to me, is always annoying the hell out of me!" she yelled. "Why am I always your victim?"

"Because you make me laugh, dear." Jane put his arm around her neck and pulled her head towards him. He strengthened his grip and rubbed the top of her head with his fist.

"Aaargh, Jane!" Lisbon struggled to get away from his grip. She gave him a push when he was roaring with laughter even more.

"Look at you!" Jane burst out. "Now you look like you've just had some wild sex or something!"

Lisbon's eyes widened and she turned around. Even in the reflection of the window she could see her hair all tousled. "Oh, Jane," she moaned and blew a lock of hair out of her face. "You idiot," she sneered as she got up and headed for the door.

"I'm going to the ladies room fixing this mess and when I come back you'll find yourself in big, big trouble, Jane." Lisbon pointed her index finger at him warningly, but she couldn't help but smile. Jane walked towards her and smiled in return as he reached out to open the door for his boss.

"Oh really?"

As Jane had expected the team looked up when they came out of the office. Lisbon herself all messed up, hastening towards the ladies room, and Jane... Well, Jane was just smiling brightly as he gained on his boss. He turned to the watchers and gave them a naughty wink when he noticed that the sneaky gesture of zipping up his pants made everyone's jaw dropped.

Hope you liked it. =)