Authors Note: This is kinda like one of those biography shows, but not really, I dunno how to describe it... 'Mommmmyy! The monsters in my head are bugging me again!' Sorry... Momentary lapse!
Oh, yeah, it's for Ash's life, in case you don't get it...
It's not often that I find my self laughing at my own fics, but I thought this one was hilarious and I hope you do too!
P.P.S. I don't own Pokemon, nor do I claim too! So HAHAHA!
[NARRATOR]"You were born in the small, yet overly crowded town of Palet. You weren't a very bright child; speaking your first word, Pokémon, at the tender age of 6."
[ASH]"Well, excuse me, it's not my fault my mother wasn't smart enough to teach me to talk!"
[NARRATOR]"On with the story... Your father, now known as Giovanni, left your mother, to become Team Rocket's boss-"
[VOICE OFF SCREEN] "YES! We know who you are! Team Rocket shall go down and you with it! Hahahaha!!!!!!!"
The narrator continues on as if nothing had happened...
[NARRATOR]"... when you were 5. Your mother not really caring about him, any ways decided to tell you that he was a famous Pokémon trainer, who had died."
[ASH]"But, she never told me any of this!!"
[NARRATOR]"Opps... That wasn't in the script, oh well..."
Narrator mumbles incoherently to himself
[VOICE OFF SCREEN]"Commercial break!"
[CUT TO A TAPE OF A DANCING MAN IN A WHITE ROOM]
[MAN IS SPEAKING]"Look folks! I used to be bald! inset of picture of a fat bald guy, who looks nothing like the thin man who's talking now> But now I have hair, thanks to Miraculous Spray on Hair Care Products!"
[NARRATOR]"Buy our products, in these not so fine stores, at their everyday not so low prices and get crappy hair, while we get a major profit!"
[CUT TO SHOW]
[NARRATOR]"Your mother taught you everything you know... well almost everything... Now lets meet her!"
[ASH'S MOM WALKS INTO VIEW OF THE CAMERA]
[ASH]"MOM!"
[He runs and embraces his mother, then yells in her face]
[ASH]"Why didn't you tell me about my Dad?"
And that's all I have so far, if you like it please review and I'll write more!!!!!!!!