The Fullmetal Alchemist Christmas Collection
Song 1: Riza the Gun Toting Lieutenant
Author: MoonStarDutchess
Disclaimer: I don't own FMA or the song this parody's. This parody's Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer
AN: I was told it would be a good idea to form a collect of these since I've written a bunch. So here they are! Hope you enjoy them.
Note: Remember this is comedy and anything goes.
Riza the Gun Toting Lieutenant
Riza the gun-toting lieutenant
Had some very shiny guns
And if you ever saw them
You'd get the urge to run
All of the other soldiers
Used to beg and cry in vain
They always pleaded with Riza
Because they didn't want to be maimed.
Then one raining evening
Roy really did say
Scar I will defeat you here
Riza hold my gun, will you dear?
Then she kicked him off his feet
And he fell on his ass
Riza shot him a stern look
And then called him useless crap. . .