I don't own Twilight at all… sadly…

This is a random story and for those who need to know Bella is human in this

So enjoy!!

Breakfast at the Cullens.

I've seen some of the weirdest things in the past year or so. More so than any normal person would have even thought existed. But I lived time and time again, and even at this moment I was sitting; eating a bowl of cereal in a house full of Vampires, even loved one more than anything. Thought of them all as family but even thought it all, even I wasn't sure what to make of what happened this morning… a girl can only take so much.

Alice had 'kidnapped' me this weekend, or at least that's what Charlie thought. Really it was Edward doing the kidnapping but I wasn't complaining. I woke up hungry so Edward pulled me into the kitchen to get food. I was surprised by the amount of food they had in the house. I wondered if it was for show or because of me. I didn't ask as Edward pulled out a box of cereal. It looked good enough for me so I dug in. He'd just left a second ago to talk to Carlisle about something, I wasn't too sure.

Just a normal morning I thought as I ate my breakfast in silence in their kitchen, which was spotlessly clean…

Just than someone walked in, and that normal morning changed to something even I wasn't ready for…

Jasper walked in as if nothing matters, his hair messed up more than I ever remember seeing it. Standing in all directions, but that wasn't what made me freeze in shock. It was the Strapless neon green dress he was wearing, it was pretty if I was looking at it on someone other than Jasper. It flowed down almost to the ground; the one side was cut up to the thigh. He had matching high heels in the same neon green color, rather high ones. One's I knew one step in them I would fall and probably die. But he walked as if nothing was going on; one hand in his hair making it messier than earlier. And even that wasn't the weirdest thing yet, he walked to the refrigerator opened it and pulled out a carton of Orange Juice, closed the door and turned around. He nodded at me and walked back out. I realized as he left the dress was also backless. I was afraid to know how it was staying up.

I didn't move the whole time he was in here, even now I was frozen, spoon in the air. My mind didn't process what just happened. Alice ran in just than, making in both hands she looked around and saw me…

"Have you seen Jasper?" She asked with a smile on her face.

I couldn't make my voice work just yet I just nodded and pointed towards the other door Jasper just exited through. Alice smiled "thanks" she called running out the kitchen again. I faintly hear her call "Jasper!" a few times before Edward walked back in.

He wasn't laughing; instead he was shaking his head. Looking at me for just once second he realized what I had seen.

"Out of everything you've been though by knowing me and that is what freaks you out?" He asked amused as he sad down.

"Not freaking out… confused… Very… Confused," I muttered still staring at the door.

Edward laughed lightly, "I think everyone is right now…"

So much for a normal breakfast.

AN- Weird, crazy I know but it was a funny idea we came up with and I wrote it We cant have just Emmett doing all the crazy stuff I mean really…

Review and hope you liked it lol

-M