Ken's Time Machine
Narrator: In 1997, Ken has told Mario that he is going back 6 years in his time machine.
Mario: Ken, can I come with you?
Ken: Nope. Yoshette, would you like to come?
Yoshette: Sure.
Mario: *muttering* Oh sure. Yoshette gets to go with him, but I don't.
Ken: See ya later.
*he and Yoshette disappear*
Narrator: In 1991, Mario and Luigi are in the castle when a kid walks in.
Mario and Luigi: *in unison* How did you get here?
Kid: My name is Kenneth. I was playing in my neighborhood when I went down a sewer,
and landed here.
Luigi: Well Mario, you said we needed a young hero. Well we have one. And we also have a
outfit for him to wear in the closet.
Mario: But Luigi. We'll have to train him so he can be a hero.
Ken's Distant Voice: Save that training. I came from the future and I can train him to
become a hero with my friend, Yoshette.
Mario and Luigi: *in unison* What is your name?
Ken *walking into view*: My name is Ken. I'm that kid, 6 years later.
Kenneth: Me in the future. I'm going to be a tall teenage kind-of-guy.
Yoshette: That's right!
Kenneth: Wow! A large dinosaur!
Mario: Huh? Who's she?
Ken: *thinking* That's Mario all right. Very, very dense.
Luigi: Is something wrong?
Ken: No, and that's my friend, Yoshette. You'll meet her in 2 years when she marries Yoshi.
Luigi: How did you find out about Yoshi?
Ken: If you were paying attention, Luigi, we're from the future, and we know him.
Kenneth: What is it like in the future?
Ken: Horrible. We keep battling Bowser and we always have to rescue our friends.
Toad: Bowser? I forgot. He kidnapped your dinosaur friend.
Ken: What?! He kidnapped her. He's toast!
*at Bowser's Castle, Bowser asks Yoshette who she is and where she came from, when she
spots Peach locked in a cage on the balcony.
Peach: Who are you?
Yoshette: My name is Yoshette. I came from the future.
Bowser: *thinking* I've heard that name somewhere. Yes, I remember! That's the King of
the Yoshies' daughter. So, she came to throw me out of my own castle. Let her try to.
Note: There is NO King of the Yoshies. Yoshette's father died, and so did her original mother.
I'll try and write a summary of what happened to them. It basically follows the plot of Sailor
Moon later on.
*at the Mushroom castle, Ken ran around in a panic*
Ken: What am I going to do? My friends aren't going to let me go on any adventures with
them anymore.
Kenneth: We'll help you, Ken. Right, Mario?
Mario: Uh? Hmm? Fine. We'll help you rescue her, with Kenneth's help.
Kenneth: Really? I get to help you guys on an adventure?
Ken: Sure. Let the kid tag along with you guys. He could be a big help to you. He could rescue
Peach or Yoshette from Bowser. Oh? Let's go rescue Yoshette and Peach.
*at Bowser's Castle, Bowser is about to get rid of Yoshette so Ken can't rescue her.
Ken's Angry Voice: Keep your hands off of her!
Bowser: Who are you, you stupid kid?
*Ken looked at Bowser with fire in his eyes*
Ken: DON'T YOU CALL ME A KID! I'm 17 years old and we can send you into the quicksand
patches at the end of the land! Come on guys.
*Ken picks up Bowser*
Ken: GIMME THE KEYS RIGHT NOW!
Bowser: Fine! Take them.
*Bowser throws the keys to the ground*
Ken: Just for being mean like that.... *throws Bowser out of the castle, where he lands
in quicksand.
Bowser: Why me?
*back at Mushroom Castle, Ken and Yoshette are saying their good-byes*
Ken: Now, listen Kenneth. When you're ready, change your name to Ken. My friends Mario
and Luigi will take care of you now. Yoshette and I have to go home to our time.
Kenneth: But Ken.
Ken: I mean it. I can't stay here. I have to help my friends in the future.
*he and Yoshette jump in the time machine, wave good-bye, and head for 1997*
Kenneth: Bye Ken. I'll never forget you and your friend, Yoshette.
*in 1997, Ken and Yoshette end up in the castle where Mario and Luigi are waiting for them.
Mario: How did it go?
Ken: Fine. I showed Kenneth to be a hero. I need to rest. We need a break. I haven't grown up
yet.
*he and Yoshette head for different bedrooms*
Mario: Good night, Kenneth. *snickers*
Narrator: And with Ken's younger self as a hero, Mario knows that he made a good choice
6 years ago.
The End
Narrator: In 1997, Ken has told Mario that he is going back 6 years in his time machine.
Mario: Ken, can I come with you?
Ken: Nope. Yoshette, would you like to come?
Yoshette: Sure.
Mario: *muttering* Oh sure. Yoshette gets to go with him, but I don't.
Ken: See ya later.
*he and Yoshette disappear*
Narrator: In 1991, Mario and Luigi are in the castle when a kid walks in.
Mario and Luigi: *in unison* How did you get here?
Kid: My name is Kenneth. I was playing in my neighborhood when I went down a sewer,
and landed here.
Luigi: Well Mario, you said we needed a young hero. Well we have one. And we also have a
outfit for him to wear in the closet.
Mario: But Luigi. We'll have to train him so he can be a hero.
Ken's Distant Voice: Save that training. I came from the future and I can train him to
become a hero with my friend, Yoshette.
Mario and Luigi: *in unison* What is your name?
Ken *walking into view*: My name is Ken. I'm that kid, 6 years later.
Kenneth: Me in the future. I'm going to be a tall teenage kind-of-guy.
Yoshette: That's right!
Kenneth: Wow! A large dinosaur!
Mario: Huh? Who's she?
Ken: *thinking* That's Mario all right. Very, very dense.
Luigi: Is something wrong?
Ken: No, and that's my friend, Yoshette. You'll meet her in 2 years when she marries Yoshi.
Luigi: How did you find out about Yoshi?
Ken: If you were paying attention, Luigi, we're from the future, and we know him.
Kenneth: What is it like in the future?
Ken: Horrible. We keep battling Bowser and we always have to rescue our friends.
Toad: Bowser? I forgot. He kidnapped your dinosaur friend.
Ken: What?! He kidnapped her. He's toast!
*at Bowser's Castle, Bowser asks Yoshette who she is and where she came from, when she
spots Peach locked in a cage on the balcony.
Peach: Who are you?
Yoshette: My name is Yoshette. I came from the future.
Bowser: *thinking* I've heard that name somewhere. Yes, I remember! That's the King of
the Yoshies' daughter. So, she came to throw me out of my own castle. Let her try to.
Note: There is NO King of the Yoshies. Yoshette's father died, and so did her original mother.
I'll try and write a summary of what happened to them. It basically follows the plot of Sailor
Moon later on.
*at the Mushroom castle, Ken ran around in a panic*
Ken: What am I going to do? My friends aren't going to let me go on any adventures with
them anymore.
Kenneth: We'll help you, Ken. Right, Mario?
Mario: Uh? Hmm? Fine. We'll help you rescue her, with Kenneth's help.
Kenneth: Really? I get to help you guys on an adventure?
Ken: Sure. Let the kid tag along with you guys. He could be a big help to you. He could rescue
Peach or Yoshette from Bowser. Oh? Let's go rescue Yoshette and Peach.
*at Bowser's Castle, Bowser is about to get rid of Yoshette so Ken can't rescue her.
Ken's Angry Voice: Keep your hands off of her!
Bowser: Who are you, you stupid kid?
*Ken looked at Bowser with fire in his eyes*
Ken: DON'T YOU CALL ME A KID! I'm 17 years old and we can send you into the quicksand
patches at the end of the land! Come on guys.
*Ken picks up Bowser*
Ken: GIMME THE KEYS RIGHT NOW!
Bowser: Fine! Take them.
*Bowser throws the keys to the ground*
Ken: Just for being mean like that.... *throws Bowser out of the castle, where he lands
in quicksand.
Bowser: Why me?
*back at Mushroom Castle, Ken and Yoshette are saying their good-byes*
Ken: Now, listen Kenneth. When you're ready, change your name to Ken. My friends Mario
and Luigi will take care of you now. Yoshette and I have to go home to our time.
Kenneth: But Ken.
Ken: I mean it. I can't stay here. I have to help my friends in the future.
*he and Yoshette jump in the time machine, wave good-bye, and head for 1997*
Kenneth: Bye Ken. I'll never forget you and your friend, Yoshette.
*in 1997, Ken and Yoshette end up in the castle where Mario and Luigi are waiting for them.
Mario: How did it go?
Ken: Fine. I showed Kenneth to be a hero. I need to rest. We need a break. I haven't grown up
yet.
*he and Yoshette head for different bedrooms*
Mario: Good night, Kenneth. *snickers*
Narrator: And with Ken's younger self as a hero, Mario knows that he made a good choice
6 years ago.
The End