Hiya its Shannon here, I had this idea one day when me and Sophia (my mate) where talking about Seth and who he would imprint to!

And this story id dedicated to Sophia . Sorry I am a idiot because I sent a valentines cared with your name on it but it was so funny when we thought of it :(

please go easy on me because this is my first time so enjoy :D

:( Disclaimer...I am not Stephanie Meyer:( but I do own this story line:)

ALICE POV!!!

OMFG ,

the future is so messed up , I wish I could see the werewolves but I know for a fact that tomorrow is going to be so good! Because tomorrow is

…...............................….. VISION...................................

"Edward you are not getting out of this one" I yelled running to bell's cottage.

"Alice please" he moaned

yes please Alice , you know its going to be hell for Jasper" piped up Bella.

Just then Seth and a moody looking Leah came in "you will die a slow and painful death if you make me go to school tomorrow you little .." said Leah

"aww come on Leah , its going to be fun isn't that right Alice"said the always happy Seth

"thanks Seth , yea Its going to be the best day of the century " I said trying not to laugh.

Suddenly there was a crash from the house!! Crap Rosalie has found out

…................................VISION.................................

And there goes my new boots collection!!

"That dose it , I am telling Esme" I said in my best wining voice

….................................VISION..............................

Fine if even Esme not going to go on my side , then it has to go to good old blackmail!!

********************************** later that night *************************************

"Mum what do you want at this time of night ??" Nessy squealed , two figures jumped out of bed in a instant

"WAIT , its only Alice " I whispered. Nessy and Jake had been going out for 2 years and still hadn't told Bella or Edward and the parents where too busy doing stuff to notice *shudder*

" Alice what do you want ?"said a laughing Jake eyeing my black bag " why have you stolen everyone's cars keys and favourite things?"

I smiled"well my dear werewolf , its valentines day tomorrow and all of us have to go to school because there are going to be stacks of people waiting for us and because I want you to!!!"

Jacob screamed "WHAT, its valentines day tomorrow , crap , I haven't..." "Jacob Black what was that??!!"said a pissed off Nessy

before he could answer everyone ran in

"ALICE" they all said "WHERE IS MY CAR KEYS"

I laughed an evil laugh "well you will never get them back and jasper no more playstaion"

"nnnnnnnnooooooooooooo"he cried

"and Emmett no more x-box"

you evil pixie" Emmett murmured

" Rosalie no more credit cards and they will know your secret"

"I knew I should have told Bella instead " she mounded

"Bella no more books and Edward no more music"

"WHAT " shouted Bella "you will so regret this",

That's when Leah ran in wearing sweats "YOU stupid little bloodsucker . Give me back my keys right this instant!!!"

"there is only one way that I will give you those keys back and that's if you come tomorrow" I said smiling

"FINE " everyone agreed

there is no getting around the one and only ALICE

mmmuhhhaaahhaaa " ALICE my ears" yelled Nessy

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