There is a criminal among us.
Well, technically, we're all criminals, but one of us has gone too far this time! One of these shitty bastards has stolen from my precious Nami-San!
Now, it wasn't anything really valuable. But it meant a lot to Nami-san, so it meant a lot to me! You see, I recently bought a new cookbook, and it contain a recipe for a mikan pie that I knew she would love! So, I set to work lovingly preparing this wonderful pie with her precious mikans (with her permission, of course, I would never steal food from a lady) I gave it to her this morning, and she said she would leave it in her room to eat later.
A few short hours later, she came back into the gallery with the terrible news. Someone had stolen the pie!
Her first reaction was all of our natural reactions when anything goes wrong. Blame Luffy. She was about to do just that when I pointed out that it couldn't have been Luffy since the shitty Gomu had been the Galley since breakfast, pestering me for meat.
So, you may have thought that Luffy got let off the hook, right? Wrong. Later that day the tin the pie had been contained in was found. Under Luffy's bed.
I knew that Luffy was innocent, since I was his alibi, but my beautiful Nami-san said all the evidence pointed towards him. After giving him his beating, she told me not to give him meat until he owned up and apologised. And, knowing Luffy, this would never happen.
Ahhh, my Nami-swan is so beautiful when she's falsely accusing someone!
My theory is that someone framed Luffy. This wouldn't bother me so much accept that someone who has stolen from Nami-san has gone unpunished. Well not for long. I have started this log for this case and I will catch the theif.
I, Sanji, master of the flaming kick, shall find this bastard and bring him to justice!
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I need a pipe.
To be continued...