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It was a normal day I was walking to get some fresh air because of my stupid narrow-minded male cuz, I had 2 but a certain one got on my nerves the most.
"Stupid bastard" I said walking down my block past the beach
I crossed my arms and walked along the path.
"Hey!" I heard
I turned my head seeing
"Kendall" I sighed
He ran over and smiled at me
"How's it going??? You look like a rat got up your ass" Kendall joked
"Wong that's who" I said turning away from him
"Tell me did you ramble on about how you should-" He said
I put my fingertips on his lips
"I don't want to talk about it," I said
He frowned and walked away
I opened the door and saw Wong eating 'my' food
"So the stupid woman came back," Wong said
"Shut the hell up and eat like the pig you are," I said
"You should respect your elders and especially-" he got cut off
"Men bla bla bla! Shut the hell up! You're 6 months older than me what the hell is wrong with you! Your in America not China asshole!" I said
"You think I don't notice????!!!??? This place is for-" Wong said
"Shut up you 2 I've got a date with Sagnite" Patrick said
"Tell this stuck up asshole to leave me the hell alone before I kill him!" I yelled
"Tell this loud mouth whore! To respect me!" Wong said
Slap!
"You 2 stop! I'm not playing I swear I'm never going to have kids!" Pat said sipping some water while fixing his tie
"I can't believe I'm related to such a asshole!" I yelled going to my room
"Shut up you bitch! Your not you were adopted!" Wong yelled Storming to his room
"Kids today" Pat said sitting in a chair propping his feet up watching TV
I turned on my computer and saw Jessica on line
Kchannychan: Sup!
Undertakerrulz7: Nothing really
Kchannychan: Stupid Wong got on my fucking nerves again
Undertakerrulz7: You said you like Wufei but hate Wong? Your weird I got to go bai!
Kchannychan: Ja
Undertakerrulz7 signed off
I heard the phone ring
I picked it up
"Hello you reached hell how can I kill u?" I said dryly
"Really Kim you sound like you actually work fro hell" said Hanna
I put the phone on speaker
"So how is it going?" I asked
"Boring but I got to watch Gundam 50 times so I guess my day isn't so ruined" Hanna said
"Wong got up my ass today" I said
"Wong! God U have a hot cuz! He is so hot!" Hanna said
"I swear say hot with Wong again and I will hang up and kill you," I said playfully
"He so is! He's a totally get_these_woman_the_fuck_away_from_me kinda guy!" She said
"He insults his own relative, I think he isn't my relative," I said
"Do you know how hot Trowa is the hair baby!" She said
"That's my line!" I said
"And Heero! I wanna rape him!" She said
"NANI???" I said almost falling out of my chair
"Hold on Chris is coming in"
"Sup home girls!" Chris said
"Christina!" Hanna said
"DON'T CALL ME THAT" she yelled
"So back to Gundam, who do you think is the hottest?" I asked
"Trowa and Heero I wanna rape em'" said Hanna
"I like Dou and Trowa I wanna rape them too" Chris aid
"No Wufei??" Is said
"No. I usta like him" Chris said
"So who do you think is hot?" Hanna asked
"Wufei and Trowa!" I said
"I wouldn't be surprised" Hanna said
"Me too" said Chris
"Every one like a Trowa here???" asked Wong
"Get the hell out you bastard!" I yelled throwing a book at Wong
"Wong can I go out with u??" asked Hanna
"Uh no!" Wong said going downstairs
"Oh damn!" Hanna said
"You're a dumb fuck aren't you?" Chris asked
"I'm starting to think Wong is gay'" I said
"I thought that a hell of a long time ago" Chris said
I heard a gunshot
"What the hell was that Kim???" Hanna asked "Ja peeps I'm going to check on it" I said hanging up
I went down stairs and saw Wong yelling at 5 guys
"Wong you dumb-" I said
"Where the hell are we?" Asked Heero? He shifted his gun on my neck
"Blast the bitch I don't care! Just leave!" Wong said
"Why you! Ass wipe!" I said
"Like I said where are we?" Heero said again
"Your in my house in America! That's my asshole of a relative named Wong!" Is said
"Do you work for OZ?" He asked now pointing the gun at my head
"NO!!!!!" I said
He put his gun where he puts his gun (dunno where though.)
"Wong! What did U do????" I said
"I didn't due anything!" He yelled at my face
"Yah I know that your brain never works" I said
"Why you bitch!" He yelled
"Yah? What else is new I've been a bitch ever since you came and ruined my live even worse!" I yelled
"Shut up!" Wufei yelled
"Dumb fuck" I said
"Slut" he said
"Wufei give me your katana I'm killing this bastard!" I yelled Than some one held me back
"Let go!!!" Is said
"Come on, please no fighting" said Quatre
"Fine" Is said facing away from Wong
"How did we get here?" Heero asked
"I don't know I was up in my room-" I said
"Blabbing with the other onnas on how you wanna rape Trowa! I heard it many many times!" Wong said
Trowa paled
"NANI??? You shit head I don't want to rape Trowa!" I yelled
"How about Wufei???" He yelled
I slightly let a blush out of my face
"NO!!!!!!! You damned hentia no body! Read my lips! No body!" I said
I grabbed a frying pan and hit Wong's head with it
He fell to the ground
"Thank god!" Is said
"Isn't that mean?" Quatre asked
"Hn, not for this ass he'll be fine sadly" I said grabbing his body and trying to put his body on the couch
"Damn! Did he eat the whole damned fridge???" I said
"Let me help you with that" Dou said We put Wong on couch and I grabbed ice from the freezer
"You guys can stay here, I share my house with my cuzes because my parents are on vacation for 3 months" is said
"What makes you think I can truest you suddenly onna??" said Wufei said
"I could leave you on the streets and let you get raped by horny fan girls but I won't" I said Every one paled except Heero, which he had no emotions on his face
"Fan girls?" asked Dou
"It's a long story" I said
"Cool! I got fans!" Dou yelled
Every one would of sweat dropped but they were in the real world
"So let me introduce myself, I'm Kimberly that is my cuz Wong, I'm Chinese but grew up here and Wong only lived in America for a little while, I'm 15. How can I break this to U? It's the year 2002 AD" I said
"How do we get back?" Trowa asked
"Dunno, the same way you came here" I said
"I still don't get it why I'm here!" Heero yelled
"Well don't yell at me about it!" I yelled
"I hungry" Dou said
"Hn, I'll cook something for you guys" I said pulling out some rice and a pan They all sat down at the table waiting
"This is going to be at least 15 minutes go watch TV, don't turn to 'Pat's channel" I said Turing on the TV
I walked back putting some oil and heating up the pan and then dumped the rice in
I started to put the corn beef in and I heard something
"Holy shit!" I heard Dou yelled
I ran to them seeing them sit by the TV just about to have a nosebleed
"Don't tell me you retards turned to Pat's channel?" I said
Trowa was covering Quatre eyes and Heero was covering Dou's eyes
"Yes, I was suspicious" Heero said
I walked to the TV and turned it off
"Men" I said flipping a piece of hair on my face
"Shut up weak onna!" Wufei
I smirked
"Oh I'm so weak! I can't even cook then! I think I'll just sleep!" I said sarcastically
"No!!!!" Dou yelled
"Your not weak!" Dou said
"That's so sweet" I said giving him a peck at his cheek
He blushed
I went back to cooking and served 'fried rice'
"Eat up your going to have a big day tomorrow!" I said
Every one ate it
"This stuff taste like crap!" Wufei said
"Well than, don't eat it!" I said
I handed each of them a glass of water then I heard the doorbell ring
"Hold on don't move," I said
I ran to the door and saw Chris
I opened it
"Chris I don't think-" Is said
"Wong!!!!!" She said running to the kitchen
"Pat now Wong" I said
"Oh my god Trowa!!!!!!!! I love u!!!!!!" I heard Chris say
"I knew it" I said
I ran over seeing a hyper Chris cling on to Trowa
"Chris get off poor Trowa" I said
"Never!!! Just because you got a high score with him on a love test doesn't mean you can have!" Chris said
I let a slight blush out
"Chris control! I haven't jumped on Trowa yet have I?" I said
"Did you tell them?" Chris said
"No" I said coldly
"Let's tell them and show em'!" Chris said
"No, I can't I mean, not now" I said prying Chris off Trowa
"Dou! I love you!" She said hugging Dou
"Look I have a fan! Cool!" Dou said hugging Chris back
"Chris just don't rape them and I'll let you stay" I said
"awwwwwwww, okay" Chris said
"What the, my head" Wong said
"Wong! Your going on a date with me to night k?" Chris said
"Yah sure, get the hell away from me" said Wong
"Yah! I got a date!" Chris said giving a thumbs up
"Boys I think you should take a shower, go up stairs 3 door and turn again" I said
"Kim are you thinking what I'm thinking" Chris said "Hell yah" I said smirking
I heard the doorbell ring again
I opened it
"Hiya" Jess said she said giving a thumbs up
"Jess come on in I got some bishi ass up stair" is said
"G-boys!" Chris said jumping
I grabbed my camera and saw
Trowa first,
"His ass it's soo" Jess said
"Shut up he might hear us!" I said covering jess and Chris's mouths
Trowa's clothes were off and he got in the shower
"This is heaven" Chris said
I got 10 picks of Trowa great!
We waited 6 minutes and Trowa came out
Every girl near me were blushing when we saw his * front * side
I got 5 pics and Trowa put on a towel
"Oh god!" Jess yelled
"Jess your drooling on me" I said elbowing her
"Who's there!" he said
We giggled
Trowa looked around and walked out
Wufei came in undoing his hair and clothes
I got a 6 pics and he was already in the shower
"He has a better ass than I thought" Chris said
"Uh huh" I said
4 minutes later Wufei got out and we toke more picture
"Damn no front side!" Chris yelled
"Who the hell is there!" Wufei yelled
I gave a death glare to Chris
Wufei grabbed his katana
"Wu- man come on I need to take a shower!" Dou said
"Maxewell! There is someone I here!" Wufei yelled
"Whatever!" Dou said getting undressed
Chris was just about to scream but Jess covered her mouth
"Dou's got a good ass" I said
Jess nodded
Dou undid his hair till you couldn't see his butt and got in the shower
30 minutes later
"Damn how long does it take!" Chris said
"Dunno, don't look at me!" Jess said
I rolled my eyes
15 minuets more
Dou came out
"FONT SIDE!" Chris yelled
"Their it goes again Maxewell!" Wufei said
"I wonder what it is Wu-man" Dou said
"I heard something too" Trowa said
"I think you guys just heard something" Heero said undressing
I snapped till only 8 were left
"Heero f-" Chris said loudly
"Chris!" I yelled even louder
"Come out now before I kill you" Heero said grabbing his Gun along with a towel
He shot right next to me
"OKAY!" Chris yelled
Jess came out then Chris
"Get out here Kim!" Jess said
Heero shot again
I ran out
"Hiya boys I gotta go now!" I said waving bye and running fro my dear life with my camera
"Kisama!" Wufei yelled grabbing his katana
"I'm going to kill you!" Heero yelled grabbing his gun
Trowa was speechless
Dou was blushing
"I got fan girls! Yah!" Dou said
I hide the camera on a old shoe box
Wufei was really close to Chris and I was dodging Heero's bullets
Wufei slashed his Katana
"Hey you almost cut my hair you asshole!" Chris said giving Wufei the finger
"Damn you weak onna!" Wufei yelled
"Crap I'm out of bullets" I heard Heero said silently
I grabbed Jess and Chris and hid in a closet
"Where are you onnas?" Wufei said
I heard a gunshot
"Damn" I said
"Heero they probably were just checking on us!" Quatre said
"Hentia onnas!" Wufei yelled
"Yah!" Chris said coming out of the closet
"You can come out know" Quatre said holding Heero while Dou had Wufei
"Injustice!" Wufei said trying to cut me up to bite size chunks
"Hn" Heero said
"Trowa! I love you" Jess said drooling over him
Trowa blushed lightly
Jess hugged him and Chris came over doing the same
"Weak onnas" Wufei said
"Shut the fuck up!" Jess said
"Trowa baby you can come over any time" Chris said
"No, come over my house" Jess said
"He's mine!" Chris yelled
"Sorry bitch he's mine!" Jess said Jess slapped Chris and that went on
"Please people! Trowa is big enough for both of you" I said rolling my eyes
Chris and Jess look down
They both blushed
"I know," They both said and they started to giggle
"I don't get it" Dou said
"Your male, were female we have are own language" I said winking at Dou
"Well, any one up fro desert?" Is said smirking
Please review!
It was a normal day I was walking to get some fresh air because of my stupid narrow-minded male cuz, I had 2 but a certain one got on my nerves the most.
"Stupid bastard" I said walking down my block past the beach
I crossed my arms and walked along the path.
"Hey!" I heard
I turned my head seeing
"Kendall" I sighed
He ran over and smiled at me
"How's it going??? You look like a rat got up your ass" Kendall joked
"Wong that's who" I said turning away from him
"Tell me did you ramble on about how you should-" He said
I put my fingertips on his lips
"I don't want to talk about it," I said
He frowned and walked away
I opened the door and saw Wong eating 'my' food
"So the stupid woman came back," Wong said
"Shut the hell up and eat like the pig you are," I said
"You should respect your elders and especially-" he got cut off
"Men bla bla bla! Shut the hell up! You're 6 months older than me what the hell is wrong with you! Your in America not China asshole!" I said
"You think I don't notice????!!!??? This place is for-" Wong said
"Shut up you 2 I've got a date with Sagnite" Patrick said
"Tell this stuck up asshole to leave me the hell alone before I kill him!" I yelled
"Tell this loud mouth whore! To respect me!" Wong said
Slap!
"You 2 stop! I'm not playing I swear I'm never going to have kids!" Pat said sipping some water while fixing his tie
"I can't believe I'm related to such a asshole!" I yelled going to my room
"Shut up you bitch! Your not you were adopted!" Wong yelled Storming to his room
"Kids today" Pat said sitting in a chair propping his feet up watching TV
I turned on my computer and saw Jessica on line
Kchannychan: Sup!
Undertakerrulz7: Nothing really
Kchannychan: Stupid Wong got on my fucking nerves again
Undertakerrulz7: You said you like Wufei but hate Wong? Your weird I got to go bai!
Kchannychan: Ja
Undertakerrulz7 signed off
I heard the phone ring
I picked it up
"Hello you reached hell how can I kill u?" I said dryly
"Really Kim you sound like you actually work fro hell" said Hanna
I put the phone on speaker
"So how is it going?" I asked
"Boring but I got to watch Gundam 50 times so I guess my day isn't so ruined" Hanna said
"Wong got up my ass today" I said
"Wong! God U have a hot cuz! He is so hot!" Hanna said
"I swear say hot with Wong again and I will hang up and kill you," I said playfully
"He so is! He's a totally get_these_woman_the_fuck_away_from_me kinda guy!" She said
"He insults his own relative, I think he isn't my relative," I said
"Do you know how hot Trowa is the hair baby!" She said
"That's my line!" I said
"And Heero! I wanna rape him!" She said
"NANI???" I said almost falling out of my chair
"Hold on Chris is coming in"
"Sup home girls!" Chris said
"Christina!" Hanna said
"DON'T CALL ME THAT" she yelled
"So back to Gundam, who do you think is the hottest?" I asked
"Trowa and Heero I wanna rape em'" said Hanna
"I like Dou and Trowa I wanna rape them too" Chris aid
"No Wufei??" Is said
"No. I usta like him" Chris said
"So who do you think is hot?" Hanna asked
"Wufei and Trowa!" I said
"I wouldn't be surprised" Hanna said
"Me too" said Chris
"Every one like a Trowa here???" asked Wong
"Get the hell out you bastard!" I yelled throwing a book at Wong
"Wong can I go out with u??" asked Hanna
"Uh no!" Wong said going downstairs
"Oh damn!" Hanna said
"You're a dumb fuck aren't you?" Chris asked
"I'm starting to think Wong is gay'" I said
"I thought that a hell of a long time ago" Chris said
I heard a gunshot
"What the hell was that Kim???" Hanna asked "Ja peeps I'm going to check on it" I said hanging up
I went down stairs and saw Wong yelling at 5 guys
"Wong you dumb-" I said
"Where the hell are we?" Asked Heero? He shifted his gun on my neck
"Blast the bitch I don't care! Just leave!" Wong said
"Why you! Ass wipe!" I said
"Like I said where are we?" Heero said again
"Your in my house in America! That's my asshole of a relative named Wong!" Is said
"Do you work for OZ?" He asked now pointing the gun at my head
"NO!!!!!" I said
He put his gun where he puts his gun (dunno where though.)
"Wong! What did U do????" I said
"I didn't due anything!" He yelled at my face
"Yah I know that your brain never works" I said
"Why you bitch!" He yelled
"Yah? What else is new I've been a bitch ever since you came and ruined my live even worse!" I yelled
"Shut up!" Wufei yelled
"Dumb fuck" I said
"Slut" he said
"Wufei give me your katana I'm killing this bastard!" I yelled Than some one held me back
"Let go!!!" Is said
"Come on, please no fighting" said Quatre
"Fine" Is said facing away from Wong
"How did we get here?" Heero asked
"I don't know I was up in my room-" I said
"Blabbing with the other onnas on how you wanna rape Trowa! I heard it many many times!" Wong said
Trowa paled
"NANI??? You shit head I don't want to rape Trowa!" I yelled
"How about Wufei???" He yelled
I slightly let a blush out of my face
"NO!!!!!!! You damned hentia no body! Read my lips! No body!" I said
I grabbed a frying pan and hit Wong's head with it
He fell to the ground
"Thank god!" Is said
"Isn't that mean?" Quatre asked
"Hn, not for this ass he'll be fine sadly" I said grabbing his body and trying to put his body on the couch
"Damn! Did he eat the whole damned fridge???" I said
"Let me help you with that" Dou said We put Wong on couch and I grabbed ice from the freezer
"You guys can stay here, I share my house with my cuzes because my parents are on vacation for 3 months" is said
"What makes you think I can truest you suddenly onna??" said Wufei said
"I could leave you on the streets and let you get raped by horny fan girls but I won't" I said Every one paled except Heero, which he had no emotions on his face
"Fan girls?" asked Dou
"It's a long story" I said
"Cool! I got fans!" Dou yelled
Every one would of sweat dropped but they were in the real world
"So let me introduce myself, I'm Kimberly that is my cuz Wong, I'm Chinese but grew up here and Wong only lived in America for a little while, I'm 15. How can I break this to U? It's the year 2002 AD" I said
"How do we get back?" Trowa asked
"Dunno, the same way you came here" I said
"I still don't get it why I'm here!" Heero yelled
"Well don't yell at me about it!" I yelled
"I hungry" Dou said
"Hn, I'll cook something for you guys" I said pulling out some rice and a pan They all sat down at the table waiting
"This is going to be at least 15 minutes go watch TV, don't turn to 'Pat's channel" I said Turing on the TV
I walked back putting some oil and heating up the pan and then dumped the rice in
I started to put the corn beef in and I heard something
"Holy shit!" I heard Dou yelled
I ran to them seeing them sit by the TV just about to have a nosebleed
"Don't tell me you retards turned to Pat's channel?" I said
Trowa was covering Quatre eyes and Heero was covering Dou's eyes
"Yes, I was suspicious" Heero said
I walked to the TV and turned it off
"Men" I said flipping a piece of hair on my face
"Shut up weak onna!" Wufei
I smirked
"Oh I'm so weak! I can't even cook then! I think I'll just sleep!" I said sarcastically
"No!!!!" Dou yelled
"Your not weak!" Dou said
"That's so sweet" I said giving him a peck at his cheek
He blushed
I went back to cooking and served 'fried rice'
"Eat up your going to have a big day tomorrow!" I said
Every one ate it
"This stuff taste like crap!" Wufei said
"Well than, don't eat it!" I said
I handed each of them a glass of water then I heard the doorbell ring
"Hold on don't move," I said
I ran to the door and saw Chris
I opened it
"Chris I don't think-" Is said
"Wong!!!!!" She said running to the kitchen
"Pat now Wong" I said
"Oh my god Trowa!!!!!!!! I love u!!!!!!" I heard Chris say
"I knew it" I said
I ran over seeing a hyper Chris cling on to Trowa
"Chris get off poor Trowa" I said
"Never!!! Just because you got a high score with him on a love test doesn't mean you can have!" Chris said
I let a slight blush out
"Chris control! I haven't jumped on Trowa yet have I?" I said
"Did you tell them?" Chris said
"No" I said coldly
"Let's tell them and show em'!" Chris said
"No, I can't I mean, not now" I said prying Chris off Trowa
"Dou! I love you!" She said hugging Dou
"Look I have a fan! Cool!" Dou said hugging Chris back
"Chris just don't rape them and I'll let you stay" I said
"awwwwwwww, okay" Chris said
"What the, my head" Wong said
"Wong! Your going on a date with me to night k?" Chris said
"Yah sure, get the hell away from me" said Wong
"Yah! I got a date!" Chris said giving a thumbs up
"Boys I think you should take a shower, go up stairs 3 door and turn again" I said
"Kim are you thinking what I'm thinking" Chris said "Hell yah" I said smirking
I heard the doorbell ring again
I opened it
"Hiya" Jess said she said giving a thumbs up
"Jess come on in I got some bishi ass up stair" is said
"G-boys!" Chris said jumping
I grabbed my camera and saw
Trowa first,
"His ass it's soo" Jess said
"Shut up he might hear us!" I said covering jess and Chris's mouths
Trowa's clothes were off and he got in the shower
"This is heaven" Chris said
I got 10 picks of Trowa great!
We waited 6 minutes and Trowa came out
Every girl near me were blushing when we saw his * front * side
I got 5 pics and Trowa put on a towel
"Oh god!" Jess yelled
"Jess your drooling on me" I said elbowing her
"Who's there!" he said
We giggled
Trowa looked around and walked out
Wufei came in undoing his hair and clothes
I got a 6 pics and he was already in the shower
"He has a better ass than I thought" Chris said
"Uh huh" I said
4 minutes later Wufei got out and we toke more picture
"Damn no front side!" Chris yelled
"Who the hell is there!" Wufei yelled
I gave a death glare to Chris
Wufei grabbed his katana
"Wu- man come on I need to take a shower!" Dou said
"Maxewell! There is someone I here!" Wufei yelled
"Whatever!" Dou said getting undressed
Chris was just about to scream but Jess covered her mouth
"Dou's got a good ass" I said
Jess nodded
Dou undid his hair till you couldn't see his butt and got in the shower
30 minutes later
"Damn how long does it take!" Chris said
"Dunno, don't look at me!" Jess said
I rolled my eyes
15 minuets more
Dou came out
"FONT SIDE!" Chris yelled
"Their it goes again Maxewell!" Wufei said
"I wonder what it is Wu-man" Dou said
"I heard something too" Trowa said
"I think you guys just heard something" Heero said undressing
I snapped till only 8 were left
"Heero f-" Chris said loudly
"Chris!" I yelled even louder
"Come out now before I kill you" Heero said grabbing his Gun along with a towel
He shot right next to me
"OKAY!" Chris yelled
Jess came out then Chris
"Get out here Kim!" Jess said
Heero shot again
I ran out
"Hiya boys I gotta go now!" I said waving bye and running fro my dear life with my camera
"Kisama!" Wufei yelled grabbing his katana
"I'm going to kill you!" Heero yelled grabbing his gun
Trowa was speechless
Dou was blushing
"I got fan girls! Yah!" Dou said
I hide the camera on a old shoe box
Wufei was really close to Chris and I was dodging Heero's bullets
Wufei slashed his Katana
"Hey you almost cut my hair you asshole!" Chris said giving Wufei the finger
"Damn you weak onna!" Wufei yelled
"Crap I'm out of bullets" I heard Heero said silently
I grabbed Jess and Chris and hid in a closet
"Where are you onnas?" Wufei said
I heard a gunshot
"Damn" I said
"Heero they probably were just checking on us!" Quatre said
"Hentia onnas!" Wufei yelled
"Yah!" Chris said coming out of the closet
"You can come out know" Quatre said holding Heero while Dou had Wufei
"Injustice!" Wufei said trying to cut me up to bite size chunks
"Hn" Heero said
"Trowa! I love you" Jess said drooling over him
Trowa blushed lightly
Jess hugged him and Chris came over doing the same
"Weak onnas" Wufei said
"Shut the fuck up!" Jess said
"Trowa baby you can come over any time" Chris said
"No, come over my house" Jess said
"He's mine!" Chris yelled
"Sorry bitch he's mine!" Jess said Jess slapped Chris and that went on
"Please people! Trowa is big enough for both of you" I said rolling my eyes
Chris and Jess look down
They both blushed
"I know," They both said and they started to giggle
"I don't get it" Dou said
"Your male, were female we have are own language" I said winking at Dou
"Well, any one up fro desert?" Is said smirking
Please review!