Random Pokemon Crap of Boredom

by ariesapocalypse

So I was bored one day. Here is random crap. Enjoy it. Now. If you follow it, Iris will give you a Dragonite. Maybe. Just maybe. Okay so read my randomness and bye!

1. Natural Harmonia v Gary Oak

N is walking in the Kanto region with Anthea and Concordia.

"Hey, dude, I have more swag than you!" Gary yells.

Anthea and Concordia turn around to see a 13 year old boy with a group of young women.

"Really? You look nothing cool." Concordia stated.

"Oooh! Buuuurrrnn!" two girls from Gary's team yells.

"Shut up." he snaps.

"Right! Go Gary, you got more swag than this old asparagus head!" they cheered.

"I really do not care. Swag is a stupid word, anyway, you weirdo." N returned.

"Oooh! Buuuurrrnn!"

"Shut UP!" he snaps.

"Well, at least my girls here aren't sissies." Gary returned.

"Oooh! Buuurnnn!" the girls jeered.

"Hahaha!" Gary Oak cackled. "Two hags..."

"What?!" Anthea snapped. "We're so NOT hags!"

"Hahahahahaha!" Gary laughed. "You girls crack me up."

"I'm leaving." said N.

"Chicken!" Gary cackled.

"What did you say?" N demanded furiously.

"Bawk Bawk!"

"Go, Reshiram, Fusion Flare!" he shouted.

Gary ran away with all of his girls.

"Chicken!" N, Anthea and Concordia shouted in harmony.

The Harmonia's were never messed with again. Except maybe by Ghetsis a few times more.

Never mess with the N or you will get an embarrassing beatdown.