Operation pay-back, takes place before Hughes' death!, and might contain a bit of slash in the chapters..but that's ok...right!
"hmm...i need a good way to get back at that bastard...but what!" Ed wondered, when he saw it, the make up store
"..heh..perfect" said Ed with a cheeky grin
1 week earlier
it all started with prank after prank, firstly Roy put a lot of spice in eds food..not a good idea..sign
then he goes and puts Ed on a fake practice mission, when Ed finally thought something was up, a bolt of fire came at him and burnt of his clothes except for his undies, which Roy got pictures of and posted them around camp, how humiliating, after a couple more where at the make up shop
back to present
Ed bought a couple bits of lipstick and lip gloss, dark blue eye shadow and foundation and stuff..when...
"Ed?...why are you in the make up store?" asked Winry who came to see Ed in central
"W..Winry..why are you here!?" asked Ed
"i could ask the same" said Winry referring to the make up he just bought
"no reason..just getting some one a present" lied Ed putting the make up behind the back
"who..is it me..or is it another girl?" Winry inquired further
"em..."
"i bet you don't even know what you have in there let alone try to use it" Winry said
"...yea..if i tell you what im up to will you help me?" asked Ed
"depends...how much is it worth?" asked Winry
"lets see..." started Ed crashing into the bck of some one
"ouch...sorry..eh.." said the girl who didn't see Ed
"down here" said Ed, she was really tall
"oh..sorry down there, your SO small i didn't see you" she giggled
"...who did you.."started Ed with an angry glare but got hit with Winry's spanner
"sorry about him, excuse us" said Winry pulling Ed out the shop
"ach...why do you carry them things around!? Asked Ed rubbing his now sore bump
"never know when i might need it!" she said
"any way, I'll tell you the plan on the way back to base" said Ed walking off
"wait for me!"
base, 6.PM
"hi" said Winry barging in to Ed and Al's room
"Winry!" said Al, happy to see her
"can't you knock!" said Ed
"yea..but since its your room..." she trailed off
"any way, what time we starting?" she asked
"12" said Ed
"all right...can I.." winry started to ask before being cut off
"NO!" said Ed
"why not!" wined Winry
"your a girl...this is mine and Al's room!"
"i don't mind her staying here till you guys go on your date!" said Al
"ITS NOT A DATE!" Ed and Winry both shouted
"okay, okay" said Al
12'o'clock
"Winry..WINRY!" Ed whispered loudly
"huh..its time already.."whined Winry
"yea..come on, and be quiet!" ordered Ed
outside Roy's room..
"okay...we're here" said Ed
"what have we here...Edward Elric...why are you here?" asked Armstrong opening the door
"oh..this is your room..." Ed said
"come to look at the beauty of my muscles!" said Armstrong ripping of his shirt and showing of his muscles, LoL!
"sorry, wrong room" said Ed rushing away
till they came to another door with a name plate which had Roy's name on it,
"LUCKY!" Ed whispered loudly, he creaked open the door, Roy was asleep, CHANCE!
Ed and Winry snuck in, and went towards Roy, luckily he hadn't moved during his sleep, his face was lying upwards, just asking for a make over, "ready?" asked Ed in a whisper, Winry nodded, they started they're handy work, winry firstly put on a lot of foundation, then pink blush on his cheeks, Ed put the eye shadow on while Winry put on the mascara, then it was to the lips, they put bright red lipstick on him and clear lip gloss so it looked shiny, Ed then pulled out a flash camera which he got from Hughes and took a picture, then they both ducked as Roy woke up, but he went back to sleep almost immediately, they took this chance to get out, Winry went back to Al and Eds room while Ed went to get the picture developed and blown up as big as the photo that hughes had of his daughter when Ed and Roy duelled,
morning
Roy woke up to the sound of Snickering, he woke up to find Hughes looking down at him, he burst out laughing,
"what's up with you?" asked Roy
"nothing..hey..look o this precise photo of my daughter singing!" said Hughes pulling out a photo and shoving it in Roy's face,
"I'll look later, i need to get dressed, so get out!" said Roy pointing to the door, Hughes scurried out, luckily there wasn't a mirror in the room so he didn't find out yet, he walked out the room and started for the office, getting many strange looks and laughs on the way, when he got to the office every one in there burst out laughing at the sight before them, one held a mirror in front of the confused Roy, when he saw the plight of his face, well..."ED!!" shouted Roy going on a rampage to find Ed, not noticing the huge pic of him in the middle of the court yard, he found Ed sleeping next to Winry on the floor off his room, Al looked at him and started to laugh causing Ed and Winry to snap awake, they took one look at Roy and burst out laughing
"E..d!" started Roy his face red with anger, even though you couldn't see because of the blush and foundation, and he was also shaking his fist with anger which he slammed on top of Ed's head, right where Winry hit him yesterday
"ouch..what was that for!" shouted Ed
"for this!" shouted Roy back and pointing to his face
"hey, she did the blush, not me, i only did the eye shadow and lips" said Ed pointing to Winry
"it...was your...idea!" said Winry through heaps of laughter
"your make-up" said Ed
"no it wasn't, you bought it!" she said
"but i gave it to you!" said Ed, they both started arguing as Roy was thinking of pay back..then he got it
"Ed!" said Roy softly and crouching before Ed
"heck, i think the make up suits you!" said Ed just as Roy got Ed's chin, Roy then placed a hard kiss on Ed's lips, causing the lip gloss and lip stick to go on Ed
"eww, what you doing to Bastard!" shouted Ed
"pay back" replyed Roy with a grin." but im not through yet!" he added
too be continued, not much slash but slash in the next chapter!