A scarlet vest, a pair of rolled up jeans

With the power of Mr. Fantastic

A hat that's cool beans

And a scar with a tale that's sick

A hunter of treasure

A scavenger for royalty

No matter what gives him pleasure

He longs for loyalty

After eating a forbidden fruit

He lost how to swim

Yet gained a power

that made everyone mute

It was even surprising to him

His name has everyone going bananas

And washing their bandanas