I do not own Young Justice. At all. Also, the style used here is something Sarah Rees Brennan enjoys doing. She is the one who inspired this idea…
INDEPENCENCE DAY
JULY 4TH, GOTHAM CITY
Enter, Mr. Freeze
Mr. Freeze: *Wrecks less than epic ice havoc*
Mr. Freeze: Clearly I am bored and evil. *Sprays terrified Gothamite #1 with ice ray*
Terrified Gothamite #1: *Is frozen*
Mr. Freeze: Watch as I throw out terrible one liners and snarl with my oddly thick lips.
Fangirls: This is not an attractive villain…
Terriffied Gothamite #2-#30: RRRUUUUUNNNN!
*Suddenly*
Batarang: Whooosh!
Mr. Freeze: That's not ominous.
Mr. Freeze: *Eye brow raise*
*Nothing happens*
Mr. Freeze: I sense something is about to happen.
*Pause*
Creepy Laughing Person: *Cackles*
Mr. Freeze: There we go, Batman. YES. Just as I have planned all along for no apparent reason.
*More pauses*
Mr. Freeze: *Swoons*
Mr. Freeze: I cannot believe he was visited at last… All the effort…
Creepy Laughing Person: *Is Robin*
Mr. Freeze: Shit. It's just boy-jailbait.
Fangirls: His ears are big…
Robin: Watch me throw CDs like a BOSS.
Fangirls: *Swoon*
Fangirls: His ears are cute.
Robin: Annnnnd, POSE.
Fangirls: *Dies*
Robin's Inner Monologue: Whelmed.
All: What?
Batman: I am the night.
Gothamites: Batman in the sunlight. Quick, cover him before he melts!
Batman: *Flies*
Mr. Freeze: Crap.
Mr. Freeze: *Defeated*
Robin: Also, I AM IN A HURRY.
JULY 4TH, STAR CITY
Enter, Icicle Jr.
Icicle Jr.: My hair is lethal sharp.
Fangirls: Hot?
Icicle Jr.: I know.
Cars: *Flip*
Arrows: *Explode*
Fangirls: No…
Icicle Jr.: About time, bitches. Don't you know I'm a conceited attention whore in this universe?
Speedy: *Has supersonic hearing*
Speedy: *Say what?*
Green Arrow: *Shrug*
Speedy: *Looks grim*
All: FIGHT.
Speedy: *Le flip*
Fangirls: Hot. Damn.
Team Arrow: WIN.
Green Arrow: Guess the kid had… A glass jaw.
Speedy: *Face palm*
Speedy: Also, TODAY IS THE DAY.
JULY 4TH, PEARL HARBOR
Enter, Random Ice Chick I Am Not Familiar With
R.I.C.I.A.N.F.W.: *Is…Killer Frost*
Fangirls: You this isn't Marvel, right? I mean, Killer Frost? Laaaaame.
Killer Frost: *Shoot fire-y exploding ice from her goddamn hand*
Fangirls: …carry on.
Aquaman: Chaaarrrge.
Killer Frost: *Shoots non fire-y exploding ice*
Aquaman: *Is trapped*
Observant Fangirls: …why didn't you just unleash the fire-y exploding ice? We kinda liked that.
Non-Garth Aqualad: *Is not Garth*
Fangirls: Not sure how we feel about this…
Non-Garth Aqualad: I am well-muscled and have tattoos.
Fangirls: Sold!
Aqualad: *Defeats Killer Frost with liquid swords of badassery*
Aqualad: Also, TODAY IS THE DAY.
Observant Fangirls: We're missing something here…
JULY 4TH, CENTRAL CITY
Enter, Captain Cold, plus Ketchup, and Mustard Blurs
Ketchup and Mustard: Whoosh.
Captain Cold: *Shoots illogical ice gun*
Captain Cold: I have no idea what I am doing.
Ketchup: I am not a hot dog condiment. I am the FLASH.
Fangirls: You sound very hot.
Flash: I know.
Mustard: LET'S GO PEOPLE.
Flash and Mustard: *Fight*
Flash and Mustard: *Win*
Mustard: I am rushing for some discrete annoying reason I refuse to disclose. LET'S GO.
Fangirls: …Is that Wally West?
Mustard: It's KID FLASH.
Kid Flash: *Derp face*
Fangirls: Yup, that's Wally.
Kid Flash: Also, TODAY IS THE DAY.
JULY 4TH, WASHINGTON DC
Big White Building: *Is Hall of Justice*
Fangirls: Shit just got serious.
Everyone but Flash and Kid Mustard: *Pose*
Batman: Today is the day.
Robin: Wait. Shouldn't that have been my line?
Greg Weisman: *Shrugs*
Conspiracy-Making Fangirls: Clearly the writers are making a show of separation between Robin and the other sidekicks.
Greg Weisman: No comment.
Fangirls: He said "Yes"!
Flash and Kid Mustard: *Arrive*
Kid Mustard: KID FLASH.
Kid Flash: Also, I knew we were going to be late. This is all Flash's fault, by the way, because I am not Justice League Wally West. I. Am. Mature.
Crowd: Look! It's all the superheroes we idolize! Let's loudly debate what the hell their names are!
Robin: I would like to announce the birth of the word Whelmed. It's significant.
Fangirls: Noted.
Enter, Martian Manhunter and Red Tornado
Martian Manhunter: Hello all. I might have a slight Jamaican accent. Let's start the Hall of Justice tour.
Martian Manhunter: Here is the library.
Flash: My body is rockin'. Also, chill here.
Side Kicks: *Sit*
Speedy: I can't sit. There aren't enough chairs. Also, this wasn't part of the deal.
All: *Stare*
Speedy: I KNOW ABOUT THE WATCHTOWER, OKAY?
Heroes: Way to go, GA.
Green Arrow: Sorry?
Speedy: *throws hat*
Half of Fangirls: We didn't realize how ridiculous that hat was…
Other Half of Fangirls: Hat is HOT.
All Fangirls: Kinky kinky…
Speedy: This is a fish bowl!
All: What?
Speedy: *Storms out*
Fangirls: His costume doesn't show his butt definition enough.
Enter Superman via apparent Skype program
Superman: There's a fire.
Green Arrow: Nah. He'll get over it.
Zatara: SEND ALL OF THE SUPERHEROES!
Superman: …it's a bad fire.
Zatara: No… There's this Amulet thing. Capital "A", so it's important.
Heroes: Let's bounce. You guys stay put.
Sidekicks: *Pissed*
Heroes: Excellent.
Five Seconds Later
Robin: Aaand we are outta here.
Aqualad: My friend, I know that–
Kid Flash: Let's go, bro.
Aqualad: Poetic justice.
Kid Flash and Robin: BROMANCING THE STONE, YO.
Aqualad: *Sigh*
Fangirls: Oh, HELL YES.
Aqualad: That is a fire.
Firemen: FIRE.
Aqualad: This is Cadmus.
Firemen: THANK GOODNESS IT'S THE FISH BOY AND THE CRAZY ONE AND THE FLASH BOY.
Kid Flash: IT'S KID– Forget it.
Greg Weisman: They will. You see, we're making it a "running gag"…
Fangirls: Cool.
Robin: *Gone*
Aqualad: Kid Flash, where is… Kid Flash?
Kid Flash: *Gone*
Fangirls: AWWW.
Kid Flash: *Nearly falls to death*
Aqualad: *Actually helps put out fire*
Robin: *Snoops*
Aqualad: *Saves everyone in the building*
Aqualad: Well, everyone is saved and WHAT IS THAT?
Kid Flash and Robin: ?
Aqualad: It had horns.
Robin: Then by all means, let's follow it.
*Cool elevator shaft scene*
Fangirls: HOT.
Robin: My rope is too short.
Fangirls: I certainly hope not…
Greg Weisman: He's 13.
Fangirls: Well, that it explains that then…
All: *Athletic leap*
Kid Flash: *Runs ahead*
Robin: *Runs after Kid Flash*
Aqualad: This sucks.
Wall: Crap! It's flying mustard!
Kid Flash: *Smash*
Kid Flash: Aliens.
Robin: Insanity.
Aqualad: RUN.
Robin: This room looks devious. Stop and I shall lock the doors from the inside.
Aqualad and Kid Flash: OKAY.
Enter, Guardian
Fangirls: What the…?
Kid Flash: You look like Speedy
Guardian: *Looks like Speedy*
Guardian: *Vader voice* Roy, I am your uncle.
All: He isn't here.
Guardian: Dammit.
ComicCannon Fangirls: Waaaait. Roy doesn't have family family. He lived on that Indian Reservation and then GA adopted him and he did drugs and got the crazy chick preggos and went all anti-hero with Star Fire and Jason Todd and…
Greg Weisman: I have a plan guys. Chill.
ComicCannon Fangirls: …this is sketchy.
*Small creature appears on Guardian's shoulder*
Expression on Robin's Face: "Ew."
Small Creature: *Eyes glow*
Guardian: DEATH TO YOU ALL.
Aqualad: RUN.
Robin: Yet another devious room. HALT.
Kid Flash: *Runs into wall*
Wall: Stop doing that.
Aqualad: *Stares*
Fangirls: CRAJITANOLIA.
Kid Flash: Is that…?
Aqualad: Superman.
Robin: *Does computer stuff*
Robin: A CLONE.
Kid Flash: *Gasp*
Aqualad: *Drools*
Aqualad: Bromance?
Fangirls: Uh, SLASH?
Greg Weisman: Wait for it…
Robin: Let's open it because we can.
Aqualad: YES! Wait, I mean, LOGIC.
Robin: Too late.
Clone: *Ominous knuckle crack*
Aqualad: BAD.
Clone: *Attacks Aqualad*
Aqualad: Not what I had in mind.
Clone: *Pummels Aqualad's face*
Kid Flash and Robin: NO!
Clone: *Finger flick*
Kid Flash: *Into glass*
Kid Flash: *Down*
Robin: I don't want to do this!
Fangirls: DO IT!
Robin: *Smoke bomb*
Fangirls: …
All: *FIGHT*
Clone: *Stomps Robin's chest*
Fangirls: *ANGST*
Aqualad: Enough!
Fangirls: We knew we liked him!
Robin: *Down*
Fangirls: Why didn't Kid Flash get up again?
Aqualad: *Down*
Clone: *Wins*
Fangirls: This thing will be the death of us.
-END-
And there you have it. Cool. Leave some feedback on the way out. Obviously this is a bit different for me.
-KydChyme