ZoSan Love Prompts

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A/N: So I'm doing some One Piece ZoSan Prompts on Tumblr. Anyone have an idea they want me to put up here and make into a oneshot/dribble just send me a message on here or on my Tumblr (CurlySwords)

Prompt 1#: The Straw Hats and Ace are playing Truth and Dare at a party. Ace continues to ask Zoro and Sanji pervy questions on their sex life and dirty dares. This one is A/U

Party Animals

~X~

It was Luffy's Birthday that weekend and Sanji was stuck making the food for the party. He usually didn't mind cooking for his friends celebrations but this was Luffy they were talking about. He had to make enough for fifty people, even though their close friend count was eleven sometimes twelve if someone brought an extra. The most they ever had was fourteen all together, but eleven was the usual. Though, because it was Luffy's party this meant more food because the birthday boy would demand it.

So now, Sanji was at Zoro's cooking the meal for that night's party. Why was he at Zoro's cooking it? The idiot had a better kitchen. Sanji loathed the greenhead for having such a nice kitchen while he was stuck with the shit one in his apartment. Who would have thought that Zoro would inherit a beautiful house and with the nicest kitchen Sanji had ever seen a home to have.

"You know if you give up and come live with me, this kitchen can be yours," Zoro said from where he sat watching the blond.

Sanji stopped what he was doing to look at the other man rather shocked. It was true the two have been seeing each other for a year now. They haven't told anyone yet because it had started out just as a fling. Sex for fun and no emotions were supposed to take place. Though Sanji fell hard for Zoro during the time and vise-versa. Even then it took a few months for one of them to open their mouths. They were stubborn people after all.

Now things were doing great. They just weren't sure how to spill the beans, and if Sanji were to move into Zoro's home then that would mean they really were serious about being together. That this was real. Sanji felt his heart stop for a second and he put down his spatula. "Really?"

Zoro nodded and smiled. "Yeah. We can tell everyone at the party, if you want."

Sanji took the five steps across the kitchen and he kissed Zoro gently on the lips. "Okay."

Zoro gave Sanji a happy smile, glad the cook agreed. He wasn't sure what would have happened if he said no. "Good, no cook me something, I'm hungry."

"Way to ruin the mood asshole."

Zoro only laughed.

~X~

Later that night Zoro's living room was surrounded by their friends. The room was a mess with wrapping paper, cups, and empty plates. It was all being ignored as the group of friends Sat on the floor in a large circle playing Truth and Dare on Luffy's request. The game had been going on for fifteen minutes already and it was finally Ace's turn.

Ace was the only one who knew about Sanji and Zoro's relationship. He had found out when he walked in on them once a month ago. He had to admit it was one of the hottest things he had walked in on. Sanji naked on Zoro's bed, legs spread and cheeks painted with a blush. Zoro was kneeling over him touching him in spots Ace could guess turned the cook on. Sadly Sanji had spotted him and the fun was ruiend for them all.

Now however Ace thought it was time everyone knew about their secret love life and he was going to draw it out in this little game.

"All right, Zoro truth or dare?" he said, his eyes locked on the greenhead.

Zoro looked up then once he was addressed. This was the first time someone had picked him in the whole game. "About time," he said and set his beer aside. "Dare."

"Dare huh? All right, I dare you too um tell us about a kinky sex experience you had in the last month or two," the freckled man said with a smirk.

Sanji and Zoro both went wide eyed at that. Sanji could name several kinky things he and Zoro had done within the last month, and he did not want the Marimo shearing any of them. This was quickly becoming embarrassing.

Nami burst into laughter. "Please! He isn't even seeing anyone!" the redhead claimed.

"I don't know about that Nami, I think he is," Ace said, eyes never leaving the greenhead.

Sanji glanced at Ace and then at Nami. He noted the disappointed look on her face. She had been after Zoro for some time now, refusing to believe the man was gay. Sanji was told off the bat that Zoro was into men. They all knew but Nami. The girl was just too much in love with Zoro. Sanji hated to know that he was the one who had stolen her man away, so to speak.

"Yeah, well okay, a kinky time with my lover," Zoro said before anyone else could say anything. "Well, a few nights ago he and I-"

"He?" Nami questioned eyes narrowed in suspicion.

"Oi Zoro! No one wants to know about that shit! Ace dare him something else!" Sanji protested. His cheeks were a bright pink, he knew well what Zoro was about to tell everyone and Sanji being the other person in that story did NOT want any of their friends to know what he did.

"As I was saying," Zoro said before them. "Me and my lover, who is a MAN, were here. And my lover decided to play kinky dress up in a maids outfit. He danced for me, rather lovingly and stripped and I have to say it was the hottest thing I ever seen."

Luffy, Franky and Brook burst into laughter hearing it. Robin smiled; Usopp fell backwards after spitting out his beer at Chopper. The 17 year old doctor was yelling at Usopp, Vivi was blushing, and Sanji had his hands in his face while Nami stared in shock.

"That's it? No hot kinky sex stuff?" Ace said a bit disappointed.

"I am not going into complete detail," Zoro said with a frown. "I guess that means it's my turn.

Once again the game began and everyone settled down. There were more laughs and embarrassing moments within the next few moments when once again it was Ace's turn.

"Sanji, truth or dare?" Ace said eying the blond who had lost his shirt a round before.

"Truth," Sanji said not wanting to take another dare any time soon.

"Truth, truth... is it true that You enjoy being spooned by the same sex and recently?" said Ace.

"No way! We already knew Zoro was gay, but there is no way Sanji is. I've seen how he is with girls!" Said Usopp, looking at Ace and then at Sanji in disbelief.

"Actually, it's true," Sanji said, blushing again. He felt that his face was forever going to be red tonight.

Everyone but Robin and Zoro seemed shocked to hear that news. Before anyone could comment though Sanji went to the next person and the game continued. The game went on for another thirty minutes and Ace continued to bother Zoro and Sanji with truths and dares. The questions became more sexual and the Dares became dirty.

Ace had managed to get Ace and Sanji to kiss even in the last dare. Franky had even taken a photo of it. Neither minded of course and both were starting to understand what Ace was doing. He was trying to get the two to spill their guts about one another. Ace knew about them, Ace was the only one, though Zoro had a feeling Robin did too.

"Zoro, truth or Dare?" Ace said his smile wide.

Zoro had enough of Ace's game though. He and Sanji had already planned to tell everyone that night and all Ace was doing was making it embarrassing for them. Sanji couldn't get rid of the blush he had since the beginning of the game and his poor boyfriend was only in his boxers. Everyone continued to strip him. So now he had enough.

"Truth." Zoro said, his voice daring.

"Okay, tell us Zoro who is your mysterious lover?" Ace said, understanding Zoro must have had enough.

Zoro smiled and he reached over, grabbing Sanji and sliding him into his lap. "Sanji is."

Sanji blushed as he was placed in Zoro's lap and he looked up at Zoro and then everyone else. "Yeah, Zoro and I are together..."

Ace relaxed, letting out a sigh and he watched as the questions exploded from everyone else. Nami he could tell was heartbroken and was demanding answers more than anyone else. Robin had only stood up to get more coffee, Usopp fainted.

A few moments later everything was split, Zoro and Sanji had confessed everything from how It started and everything in between. An hour later, Zoro and Sanji were left alone in Zoro's living room. Sanji was sitting on the couch and Zoro was cleaning most of the dirty plates and cups.

"That was fun, huh?" Zoro said once he returned from putting the dishes in the kitchen.

"Yeah," Sanji mumbled curling his feet onto the couch. "Let's clean in the morning?"

Zoro just smiled, and grabbed Sanji from the couch and lifted him into his arms. "Yeah, then we can talk about you moving in."

"Yes, I told you yes." Sanji said nuzzling into Zoro's shoulder as the other man carried him up the stairs to their bedroom.

"Mmhmm, I just like hearing you say it," Zoro said and he laid Sanji on the bed. He smiled at his lover and kissed his forehead. Zoro then climbed into bed and draped his arm around Sanji. "Love you."

"Love you," Sanji responded, his eyes closing and he felt happily.

The End.