Nice dress Malfoy
By Vicki Scaz
A/N, Disclaimer etc – None of these characters belong to me but the plot bunny does so LEAVE MY FUZZY BUNNY ALONE!!! And by god is he fuzzy and fluffy! Reviews are welcome and flames will be used to warm my cold ass.
Everything was quiet. Calm you could say and Hermione was in her element. She could finally get down to doing the much needed reading that she wanted to do. Just because they had left Hogwarts did not mean that she was going to let her mind rot. Nope, Hermione wanted to keep her mind as sharp as she could and with friends like Harry and Ron she needed a sharp mind. Hermione gazed around the library she had once spent all of her free school time in. Between studying for her OWLS and her NEWTS, she had grown rather fond of this room with its towering shelves of knowledge and peaceful atmosphere.
Finding the book she was looking for Hermione slowly slide it off the shelf and opened it, blowing the dust off each page as she read it. Now she was glad that Dumbledore had left Harry, Ron and herself to look after the school over the summer holidays. Headmaster Dumbledore had decided that, at the end of the school year, everyone needed, and thoroughly deserved, a holiday now that the Dark War was over and Voldermort was defeated. After everyone had left, the Golden Trio took up residence to avoid the press and the general public. So far there had been no problems. The house elves continued to clean and cook for the Golden Trio, much to Hermione's dislike.
All of a sudden there was a loud bang, followed by a thud as the book that Hermione was holding dropping to the floor as Hermione was distracted from her reading of Hogwarts: An Ancient History.
"So much for peace and quiet" muttered Hermione under her breath as she made her way out of the sanctuary of the library and to the chaos also known as Gryffindor common room. Moving quickly up the stairs the brown haired witch thought of every possible cause of the noise. Exploding snap perhaps or maybe some fallen books. Promptly said the password to the Fat Lady, (Auricomus Leo) Hermione entered her home tower to see Harry rolling around on the floor in tears.
"Whats wrong Harry?" said Hermione, quite worried about her friends' well being, "What was the noise? Where is Ron?"
Harry looked up into Hermione's worried face with a wide grin on his face and tears of laughter down his face. He tried to explain what was going on but every time he opened his mouth he couldn't say a single word, all he could do was laugh and by Merlin did he laugh. It wasn't your ordinary laugh, no, it was more like a laugh of an insane individual, high pitched and continuous. All Harry seemed to be able to do was point towards the far corner of the room, where a curtain appeared to have shoes.
"The day has suddenly turned sinister." thought Hermione
Curious about what could possibly cause so much bedlam; Hermione left Harry to guffaw upon the Gryffindor red carpet and swiftly walked across the room, dodging the take out trays and empty pizza boxes.
Once reaching to curtain, Hermione was not sure she wanted to see what or who was behind but pushing these nagging thoughts to the back of her mind, Hermione pulled the curtain to one side.
Blinking Hermione couldn't believe who was in front of her. Unable to decide whether to shout or laugh, she took a quick glace to Harry who was still hysterical and understood his current state.
"Nice dress Malfoy" said Hermione to the rather annoyed looking Draco and the abruptly joined Harry in hysterics.
A/N Edit - I apologise for the shortness, but if you want more the REVIEW!!!