I DOESN'T OWN DEATH NOTE.

I just had to put this up. HAHAHA. Flames are welcome.


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"Near?"

"Yes, Mello?"

"…Let's do it."

"…"

"Now."

"…What?"

"You heard me."

"Yes, but I do not understa—MELLO! Wh-what are you doing?"

"…"

"Put me down please."

"No."

"Mello, I do not like heights nor being carried up in the air."

"Shut up."

"Mello…"

"I said shut up."

"If you do not put me back on the ground, I'll…where are you taking me?"

"Nunya."

"Eiee!"

"Stop squirming."

"You tickled me…"

"Shut up Near."

"Why are we in your room?"

"…"

"…is that a…hand…cuff?"

"…"

"Mello, what is that gleam in your eyes for?"

Click.

"M-mello?"

Chuckles echoed in the room.

"…"

The rest of the orphanage was burdened with the outcries and shaking of the walls.

Near got preggers with a baby.

They named it Leslie.

THE END.

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ALI-NEECHAN SAID LESLIE IS A GOOD BABY NAME.

I trust Lady Alionae. Don't you? ;D

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