DISCLAIMER: Ron totally owns it. J.K. Rowling too, and I guess Warner Brothers. But still – RON OWNS IT!
A/N: Written for xXSarcasmAndCakeXx's Challenge 'Prompt Me' with the prompt 'Hair'. I have got 4 more chapters to this story :)
War of The Weasleys
Ron: Your hair is green.
George: So? It's fashionable.
Ron: No it isn't.
Fred: Who have told you such lies?
Ron: It's not a lie, it's the truth!
Gred: Since when?
Ron: Since it's always been!
Forge: Dear little Ronnikins, have you hit your head? Because green has always been trendy!
Ron: Not as hair!
George: Especially as hair!
Ron: It's the bloody Slytherin color!
Fred: Oh little Ronnikins, you cannot speak in such a foul language!
Forge: Besides, we have to be united! Show, you know, house unity and things like that!
Ron: Really? You believe in house unity? Us together with Slytherin – being friend with Slytherin?
Gred: Of course!
Fred: Why would we not?
Ron: So you are going to spend the rest of the day together with Malfoy right? Maybe even give him a big warm hug?
Gred: …
Forge: …
Fred: …
George: You have outsmarted us dear brother, please let us retreat with our dignity intact!
Ron: As long as you admit that green is not fashionable – especially not as a hair color!
Fred: We-
George: Solemnly-
Forge: Swear-
George: That green-
Fred: Is not, and I repeat not-
Gred: A fashionable color-
Forge: In any form-
Gred: Or any way-
Forge: In any place-
Gred: In any state-
Forge: Or in space-
Gred: Or in Spain-
George: Especially not as a hair color.
Fred: But we warn you dear little brother, we will be back!
George: We may not have won the battle, but we will win the war!
Ron: Whatever you say.
Gred: Hey! We heard the irony!
George&Fred&Forge&Gred: *Apperates*