Why Death Note characters hates fangirls.
P.S.-I don't think this is funny, I'm not good at jokes, but I just got fascinated when I began to think how crazy fangirls will react if they met the death note characters. Pure hell. I feel sorry for doing this to them. xP Anyway, I think I'll get flamed….
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Ding-dong.
Light: Someone get that.
L: Fine. *stands up to open the door*
Fangirls: Hi, we were doing a survey on……. *looks up and drools*
L: Uh-oh *Tries to slam the door but fails*
L: AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! HHHHHEEEEEELLLLLPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!! O_O
-Meanwhile-
Mello: Hey, did you hear something?
Matt: *not looking from his nintendo ds* I don't know.
Light: Let's ignore it.
Ryuk: *suddenly appearing* Hey L's being…. Disturbed by fangirls.
Everyone: WHAT?!
Near: Let's go hide before they see us!
-Everyone finds a place to hide into but Light failed to find one-
-heavy footsteps-
L: Light please write their names in the death note!
Random fan girl 1: OMG! Light!
RF 2: Hey! Have you ever heard the expression "hit the lights?"
Fangirls: *shakes head*
RF2: Well, you will know what it means! *Takes baseball bat* How dare you kill our L…… AVENGE L!!!!!!!
Fangirls: CHARGE!!!!!!!
RF3: Wait! Don't!
RF1: Why not?!
RF3: I have a better idea to torture him. *Evil grin*
- Light's carried away by fangirls, ready to be put to torture-
Fangirls: AHA! Your gay!!!!
Light: AM NOT!!!!!!
Random Fangirl 1: Oh yeah? How do you explain manipulating girls and not caring about having a pretty model for a girlfriend?
Light: How does that make me *slap* OW!
Fangirls: Ever tried reading your last name backwards?!
Light: Yagami… I'm a…. YOU MOTHERFUC-
Fangirls: And you liked being handcuffed to L!
Light: Hey that was L's idea!!!
Fangirls: Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Light: *wounded dignity* TT_TT I'm not gay…..
-meanwhile-
Random Fangirl 5: Hey everyone! I found Near and Matt and Mello!
Fangirls: YAY!!!!!
Ryuk: *thinks* Thank god they can't see me.
Random Fan girl 6: Look! It's Ryuk!
Ryuk: Holy shi-
-Back to Light and L-
RF 1: Hey guys! I have the best idea ever!
Fangirls: What?
RF 1: YAOI!
Fangirls: YAY!
L and Light: Oh GOD!
-Fangirls shove L and Light together-
Fangirls: Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Light: I would NEVER, ev-
RF 2: Shut up gay!
Light: See if you can make me!
Fangirls: We'll tell Misa your cheating on her with Takada!
-FLASHBACK-
Fangirls who thinks Misa is a bitch and hates her conveniently decided to attack Misa one day. They beat her head repeatedly with an iron bar and Misa's IQ increased by 99%. Misa began to doubt Light's 'faithfulness' to her. Most unfortunate for Light, she threatened to write his name in the death note if she catches him cheating on her.
Light: Ugh.
L: Light I'd rather die than kiss you.
Light: Your not the only one being tormented here.
Fangirls: Kiss Kiss Kiss-
LighxL: *kiss*
Fangirls: *GASP!*
- Back to Near, Mello, Matt and Ryuk-
Random Fangirl: *chains the four of them to the wall* Now you can't escape!
-fangirls take a rest-
Matt: Great. How do we get out?
Mello: Good thing they didn't have any ideas on what to do with us.
Near: *Twirls his hair*
Random Fangirl: Hi Near! Why do you always twirl your hair?
Near: ………. o_O
Random Fangirl: *thinks* I wonder how he will react if I cut those pretty white locks? Or better yet shave it? *Evil Grin*
Random Fangirl: Girls, I have an idea to amuse ourselves.
-After two hours-
Poor Near is lying in the ground, crying/quivering/having a seizure/heart attack/stroke/asthma because he can't play with his hair anymore. Evil crazy fangirls shaved it off.
Mello: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Matt: If they make fun of you next you won't be laughing like that.
Fangirls: Hi Matt, Mello and Ryuk! Want to play an endurance test?
Mello, Matt, and Ryuk: No thank you.
Fangirls: Sorry, but we don't take no as an answer.
-two days later-
Matt, Mello and Ryuk suffered withdrawal because Ryuk can't get apples, Mello is deprived of chocolates and Matt wasn't able to play any games. Their withdrawal symptoms are too frightening to describe.
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Epilogue
Just when Light, L, Near, Matt, Mello, and Ryuk thought they were going crazy, the evil crazy fangirls ran out of ideas to do anything to them and decided to torture Naruto, Neji, Gaara and Sasuke instead.
The end