Hello! So in this story I have both Mammon and Flan. Hehehe I love both of them so I put them in here. Flan is someone like Mammon's trainee… Of course he's paid by Mukuro. XD but that is another story.

And oh any form of criticism is highly accepted. Flames… oh they can just go and burn. Hahaha hope you'll like it. I'll appreciate it if you guys tell me what you think.

Disclaimer: This story is a work of fiction, and the characters and KHR is owned rightfully by the manga. Thank you

Conference room in some part of Italy. 5 yrs. after the canon

"Any more questions?" a young brown haired and caramel eyed lad surveyed the room with 17 people wearing suits.

"none Juudaime" a green eyed silver haired lad with octopus hair style answered enthusiastically all the while glaring at people who would possibly ask questions.

Today was the once in a while conference held by the strongest mafia in the world Vongola, consisting of the 10th generation head and his guardians. The 9th. Reborn. and Varia. And so far nothing has happened.

' I just hope we can end this without trouble' the young head wished with all his might. The last time they held the conference 6 mos. ago they almost destroyed the whole building. 'Please let nothing disastrous happen, I've been paying construction bills since I became the boss'

"I'm leaving herbivore" Hibari Kyouya who was sitting at the farthest corner announced. Obviously the said prefect is not in his greatest mood after getting dragged to join the conference and crowd around herbivores. Without waiting for an answer he left.

"I"M EXTREMELY LEAVING TOO! SAWADA! I NEED TO EXTREMELY TRAIN FOR MY EXTREME BOXING TOURNAMENT" the turf head Sasagawa Ryohei shouted, as he also left the room while jogging and punching the air.

"That prefect and stupid turf head, they didn't even wait for Juudaime-"

"kufufufufu" a maniacal laugh resounded in the room silencing whatever Gokudera Hayato has to say "We're leaving as well Vongola" Rokudo Mukuro, who was released 2 yrs. ago from the vendice prison with the help of Tsuna, left with Chrome trailing behind him all the while giving a curt not to her boss.

"hahaha there goes Mukuro and Chrome" Yamamoto Takeshi laughed good heartedly while playing with the content of his water glass.

"VOIIIIIIIIIIIII! We're leaving too!" Squalo yelled at the top of his lungs making the other varia stood, except their ever scowling leader.

"Wait, Xanxus" Nono stopped his son from leaving while pushing towards him a thick folder.

Xanxus raised his brows before taking and reading the contents of the folder. Other varia members returned to their sits, and waited as peacefully as varia can do. Meaning, Bel throwing knives at Flan, Lussuria bugging the 'cute' 10th vongola boss, Squalo swinging his sword at Yamamoto and Levi glaring at the young Bovino.

As Xanxus scanned the thick folder his scowl grew deeper, Tsuna wanted to go to his side and look at the contents of the folder but was stopped by the loud banging caused by the folder slamming to the table.

"Bullshit! We're leaving" he angrily stood up which caught the attention of his guardians.

"What's wrong Xanxus-nii?" Tsuna good heartedly asked his 'nii'.,after years of interaction the two developed a good relationship (I'll tell you the details later)

Xanxus gave Tsuna a quick glare before reaallly glaring at his 'father'

"Varia doesn't and would NEVER assassinate weak looking women! You fucking old man!" his voice filled with venom

"Women?" Tsuna's eyes bulge out as he hurriedly reach for the thick folder and give it a quick scan. And true to his words the folder was filled with pictures and data about different women. He stared at the 9th who he treats as his grandfather with disbelieving eyes, as much as he loves and respects the old man he can not let anyone from his family assassinate innocent women.

"granpa- I mean nono. Vongola's a mafia but we DON"T assassinate innocent women!" he exclaimed which made Nono smile "Of course we don't" he answered with his ever gentle voice

"YES we DONT!... eh? t-then?" his eyes darted from the thick folder to the old man sitting across him back to the thick folder to Reborn then back to the folder 'what? if this is not a list of women to be assassinated then... HUMAN TRAFFIKING?"

"Granpa-"

"Xanxus" his on coming hysteria was cut by the 9th's gentle voice. "Will you get married and give me grandchildren?"

Almost everyone's eyes widened with surprised, there jaws dropped to the ground. Well, almost everyone meant Tsuna, his remaining guardians, Squalo and Levi. Reborn just smirked. Lussuria merrily clapped his hands. Bel, well being Bel snickered. Mammon froze. Flan walked towards Xanxus and threw confetti while saying congratulations in a monotone voice.

While Xanxus... his eye brows twitched.

"E-Eh? M-Marriage? Xanxus-nii's? then those girls are?" Tsuna panicked. 'as much as I adore Xanxus-nii... but marriage is a bit'

Nono nodded with a warm smile "they're fiancé candidates" the word fiancé worked as a charm and everyone's mind returned to their rightful body.

Gokudera and Lambo laughed their heart out. Yamamoto smiled and good naturedly congratulated Xanxus

While Varia's reaction was different.

"VOIIOOIII! What do you mean boss is getting married? That's impossible!" Squalo who is now standing on the table swung his sword around.

"ushishishishishi I hate to say this but the commoner's right. Our boss ushishishi I can't imagine him having a family" Bel

"That's not nice Bel-sempai. Even if the boss is the worst jerk in the world and a top class bastard he still has a right to have a family" Flan.

"boss... boss is going to get married" Levi wiped away his tears of joy

"oh my Levi-chan don't cry. Putting aside our boss' quick temperedness and ugly personality he first needs to find a woman who would accept him before he gets married... I wonder if there's any decent woman who'll love our boss?" Lussuria put a finger on his head thinking very deeply.

"Oh that's really a problem gay bastard" Gokudera appeared seriously thinking as well

"Maa maa, don't be like that I'm sure there is someone out there... probably" Yamamoto tried, but he's as doubtful as everyone.

"I can hypnotize the girl but it will cost you a lot boss" Mammon finally back from his shock stated and started calculating how much it will cost Xanxus

"I guess there's no other choice ha?" Lussuria said with a smile

"Well it's the boss we're talking about" Flan.

And everyone agreed with a nod.

"BANG"

The next thing they knew, the ceiling has a big whole. All their eyes quickly went to the owner of the gun who has been silent this whole time

'shit' they thought as they felt a cold chill on their spine accompanied by the ever suffocating killing intent of the varia boss

"click" the sound of the firing pin resounded in the room 'we're dead'

"Dont fucking joke with me you old bag of BONES!" Xanxus saith with emphasis on every word "AND YOU TRASHES SHUT THE FUCK UP"

"BANG BANG BANG"

Xanxus randomly shot everyone with his raging fire spitting gun

"Xanxus-nii calm down!" Tsuna tried but Xanxus continued his killing spree, too angry to even listen to his beloved brother

"ARGHHHH!"

And that is how the meeting 5 mos. ago ended with blood bathe.