Nintendo's Farting Baby Princesses
By Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus
Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: As you can see, I decided to just combine Baby Peach farting and Baby Daisy farting, along with Baby Rosalina farting. Why? Because Nintendo made actual fanfiction real. And the original author's note for this is at the bottom. I don't forget old stuff as much as you'd think.
Princess Peach Toadstool, Princess Daisy, and Princess Rosalina were all together in the Mario Kart Stadium, looking at their baby incarnations racing about on pipe framed karts as they were watching from the top of a tower. Peach and Daisy were both joyful and full of energy, while Rosalina as usual was relatively cool and reserved.
"Yeah! Go Baby me!" Peach exclaimed as she called out to her baby self.
"No, baby me! You make a joke out of these two!" Daisy exclaimed as she pumped her arms in excitement.
Rosalina sighed as she placed her left hand on her face, simply shaking her head. "I don't see what's so exciting about watching younger counterparts of yourself race... isn't it a waste?"
Daisy smirked as she wrapped her right arm around Rosalina. "Look, sweet, you're one of us now, and you got to expect to be just as pumped as we are!" She then pointed down at the race course, with Baby Peach farting a deep pitched toot in Baby Daisy's face, the younger counterpart of Daisy grabbing a green Koopa shell and chucking it at the blonde princess, zipping up and ripping a brassier fart in her face. Baby Rosalina used a mushroom at the right moment as she released a trombone like toot that gave her an extra burst of speed, passing both of the baby princesses as she waved.
All of their stomachs grumbling in response, the adult princesses farted in response, with Peach letting out an equally brassy poot, and both Daisy and Rosalina having deeper pitched farts. Peach and Daisy glanced at each other as they laughed and held their hands together in glee, with Rosalina blushing in embarrassment as she placed her hands on her face.
"Oh no... you two never told me that we would be farting every time our little selves broke wind!" Rosalina snapped at Peach and Daisy, who simply laughed in response as they didn't care.
Old Author's Notes: Mario Kart Wii is officially five years old. Well, with this edit, six now, and with the mainstream online scene officially dead The scary thing is that it's more than half a decade old... and given that it still feels brand new and has aged pretty well, I figured that I do even more Mario Kart Wii based fanfics. This included, which is basically the baby version of all the infamous video game girl fart fanfics I did, particularly does from Nintendo. Also note the fact that most of what I wrote before was basically copied pasted from another certain story of mine. So enjoy!