Hey guys! So, I just felt like having some fun here! So I present my parody of fanfics about iCarly going to the beach!

First of all, none of the stories about iCarly going to the beach are just like this. This is a parody. I'm literally taking a semi-popular plot and adding some funny/stupid things that could be done to the story as a writer. I've definitely read good beach stories. This is simply parodying some OOC/random parts of stories I've seen (not necessarily beach stories, just iCarly fanfics in general). I'm not trying to offend anyone! I just hope you enjoy the humor of this. It is sarcastic, so don't take my words too literally at all. :P

Secondly, there are other parodies out there, and I have read some, but probably not all of them, so apologies in advance if someone else has done this before. I hope not...even so, hopefully I have put my own style into it.

Thirdly, ships presented (I mean, parodied) in this story are: Seddie & Cibby

Fourthly, disclaimer: iDon't own iCarly! Yep.

And finally, I believe you guys are sick of my babbling by now, so I just hope you enjoy this and tell me what you think in a review! Thanks you guys!

3rd person POV

It's a typical summer day blah blah blah...but it's about to get better and EXCITING cuz iCarly's going to the beach! YEAHHH!

Sam, Freddie, and Gibby are at the Shay's apartment cuz obviously they have no place better to go, right?

Carly says, "Hey guys, wanna go to the beach?"

"OMG YESH!" screams Sam excitedly, "I can't wait to wear a bathing suit so that the dudes can drool all over Mama, yehhhh!"

"Sure why not?" answers Freddie, apparently just as enthusiastically, "I'd like to show off my new body cuz y'know, outside of my busy schedule with schoolwork to get straight A's, intense extracurricular activities with the AV club, mathletes, and debate team, lots of tech work and rehearsals for iCarly, and spending quality time with my mom, I spend LOADS of time every day working out! Fosho! cuz other than having been in love with Carly, I always try to make other girls drool over me. Duh!"

"Yeaaah! I'm a Gibby, thus I have no say in this whatsoever, and I'm just gonna go with you guys! TO THE BEACH. WIN!" Gibby says.

"YAY! I knew you guys would be on board with my awesome idea!" Carly says ecstatically.

So apparently the gang then goes to the beach... (A/N: apparently Spencer isn't really necessary in these stories cuz there are tons of beaches in "sunny" Seattle for the gang to walk to right?... But for practicality purposes, Spencer WILL drive them there in this story cuz I'd like to think they actually drive to a sunny beach along the Pacific coast!) Carly drags Spencer along because the gang ALWAYS manages to get the adult to do whatever they want.. except that one time he actually stands his ground and ends up getting injured by Sir Jackson Colt. So of course Spencer grudgingly goes with them.

Whoohoo! And of course, there's no talk whatsoever about seats during the car ride. Cuz nobody else discusses "Kickin' in the front seat, sittin' in the back seat, gotta make my mind up, which seat should I take?" (A/N: gotta give credit where credit is due, those were lyrics from "Friday" by Rebecca Black. You guys didn't know that right?) And of course, there's no talk about the car ride cuz the car ride is only what? Hours right? So that's insignificant enough to skip right over.

"YAY WE'RE AT THE BEACH!" Spencer says.

"YAY!" the gang says together.

So they all come out of the car, in swimsuits apparently, because it is never necessary to explain when/where/how they got changed, just the fact that they ARE wearing swimsuits is sufficient cuz otherwise there is no story.

"OMG A hot girl over there! I'm gonna go!" Spencer says eagerly, running off and leaving the kids unattended to do whatever it is they do in these stories.

Freddie's POV (A/N: There are always important POV shifts to demonstrate the INCREDIBLY DEEP thoughts the characters have. as you shall see below)

OMG! Sam's wearing a two-piece swimsuit, and I just can't get over how hot she looks. Forget Carly, I LUV SAM who always used to insult me! Cuz I'm Freddie Benson, I suddenly fall head over heels in love with girls when I see their bodies. That totally explains my never-changing crush on Carly for years!

Sam's POV (A/N: here comes another important POV shift!)

Ohemmmmgeeeeeeee...Why am I fangirling over Fredward Benson? He looks so yummyy! Wouldya look at his abs? What a hawt dude! I dunno why I used to insult him, cuz I LUV HIM now! Sam Puckett always fangirls over hot dudes, right?

OMG He's walking this way! I'm blushing like mad cuz that's what Mama always does, right?

"Sam," Freddie says in his deep, sexy voice, "You look hot!"

I squeal. "You're so hawt you could melt butter," I reply with a usual Puckett pick-up line. "You look-"

I am cut off when Freddie starts making out with me. I LUV THE WAY HE KISSES OMG.

(A/N: While Sam and Freddie are having a major make-out session, guess who's left? ...GASP! Carly and Gibby!)

Carly's POV (A/N: do I need to write this again?)

Wow! Gibby looks hot shirtless? Amazingly I never thought so before even though he's only taken his shirt off like 51203948 times in the past! I can't believe it! I've in LUV WITH GIBBY GIBSON! He's soo totally awesome and totally gets me! (A/N: Since when?)

Gibby's POV (A/N: yay we get to see the amazingly bad insight of Gibby! Did I say bad? YES a shift from the GREAT, in character THOUGHTS Freddie, Sam, and Carly have shown so far)

Man, Carly is so pretty! I LUV HER! I hope she likes me...wait what about my girlfriend Tasha? Oh whatever, we're not exclusive. I just made a big deal out of Freddie and Tasha falling together for no apparent reason! Well, Gibster is gonna make a move! YEE. Wish me luck!

I walk over to Carly. "Hey Carly, you look so pretty my eyes could pop right out!"

She giggles like a little girl. So cute. "Thanks Gibby! You look so hot!"

"Wanna make out?" I ask.

"Of course Gibby, why else was this story written?"

3rd person POV

So Cibby's making out over here, and Seddie's making out over there. They stop just in time for Spencer to come back and not see anything.

"Hey guys! How's this trip going?" Spencer asks.

"AWESOMEEE!" the 4 respond.

"What about you Spence?" asks Carly.

"I got rejected by the hot girl."

"Awwwww! That sucks!" the 4 respond. Of course not! They all found their true love after going to the beach; they're totally not caring about Spencer!

And so they decide to go home because well, everything that should happen during a beach trip has happened. The only thing to do at the beach is find your true love and make out, right?

There's no talk of the car ride cuz Sam and Freddie are probably sitting together lovingly, just as Carly and Gibby are. Spencer obviously doesn't ask about them cuz he has no idea..duhhh. Let's just hope they were riding a van and have enough seats for them to sit with their newfoundloves. There's no talk of what happens after the trip either cuz beach love is forever. YEAH! Go beaches!

And they all live happily ever after. The end. SEDDIE CIBBY FTW!

So yeah, there you have it! Hope you enjoyed it.