Hey everyone :D! I got this idea out of sheer amounts of boredom while on a long car ride after having considered the idea a while ago (That's what I get for watching the Old Spice commercial and Transformers to much, they were bound to merge some day…). Anyway here is my version of Old Spice for Transformers :P!
I do not own Transformers or Old Spice.
Enjoy! Hopes it brings at least a smile : ).
Hello femmes.
Look at your mech.
Now back to me.
Now back at your mech.
Now back to me.
Sadly he isn't me, but if he stopped using Con scented body wax and switched to Bot Spice he could smell like he's me.
Look down.
Back up.
Where are you?
You're on a boat (aircraft carrier) with the mech your mech could smell like.
What's in your hand?
Back at me.
I have it.
It's a Minicon with two tickets to that movie you love.
Look again.
The tickets are now Energon!
Anything is possible when you mech smells like a Bot and not a Con.
I'm on a Prime.
Well there you have it.
For some reason I picture Ironhide doing this :P with Soundwave's sexy Mercedes or Barricade as "your mech" (seeing as they're like the only Con cars).
Well hope you enjoyed my stupidity :P!
To Optimus! Awaaayyyy! :D