Hey. Tsukikage Ao here. You may know me as that guy who copied the Duke of Venomania's harem. But I'd like to say one thing before I start. I don't like calling them a harem. And before you start yelling, "That's still gross!" "Jeez, you're only thirteen!" or even, "Do you still let people into the not-harem?" let me tell you that they were more like fangirls, really. So, a deep breath, and I will start.
It started with a mistake. My uncle, you see, was the Duke. Supposedly, our parents died in some sorta accident when we were little, so Uncle Gakupo took us in. I guess you could say that stupid mistakes run in the family.
I... had a problem with a girl. That's how it started, wasn't it? Her name was Kagamine Rin. Lovely girl. She had blonde hair, blue eyes. Awful temper too, but I liked her all the same. We'd known each other for a while, like since before people started saying she and her twin, Len, were secretly in love or something. The thing is, I'd already tried telling her how I felt. As you can probably tell, it didn't work out so well. I didn't really want something like that happening again, so I remembered the reason my fraternal twin sister and I were living in a really awesome place with almost no guardians. My uncle.
After that, I wasn't really thinking anymore. I pretty much exchanged my soul for the power to make any girl who looks at me fall in love with me. Just as I was contemplating this, I heard a voice. Two voices, actually. One came from outside the door of my room, which would be my sister. Another was in my head. It said, very creepily, I might add, "What about your twin?" I was like, "What about my twin?" When she knocked on the door again, saying, "Ao, it's lunch time. Are you going to get out of there or what?" I finally realized what the voice meant. If any girl who looked at me immediately fell helplessly in love, that also meant my sister! I had to think quickly. I found a handkerchief and told her to close her eyes before coming in.
"Why?" she said.
"Please," I begged, "Just do it. For me?" I heard her sigh exasperatedly.
"Fine. You better not be doing anything weird in there, Ao."
"You sound like a mom."
"Whatever!"
I let her in. I used the hankie as a blindfold, much to my sister's annoyance. "What the-? Ao, I said I wouldn't look!" she said in what she assumed was my general direction. I grinned, remembered that she couldn't see me and said, "Can you just wear that when I'm around?" If she said yes, then I had nothing to worry about. But if she said no...
"How am I supposed to put it on when you're around if I can't see you? What if I bump into you? We are living in the same house, you know."
Drat.
"Oh well. If I run into you, Ao, I blame you. Now help me downstairs, I can't see."
We ate lunch, and I went for a walk in the town, making sure that the girls around saw me, including Rin. Especially Rin.
But then, something happened. When I came back home, my sister forgot that she wasn't supposed to look at me.
"Oh hey, Ao. Welcome..." She looked. Shoot. "...back." she said in a completely different tone of voice. I had heard that tone of voice before. But I was pretty sure that she never used it with me. I looked at her, and the moment that our dark blue eyes met, she looked away, ran her fingers through her long orange hair and smiled nervously.
No, I thought. No. "How is everyone in town doing?" she asked, still in that weird tone of voice. "Okay, I guess." Then it struck me. She used that voice with Kagamine Len. And she was hopelessly in love with him. Well, used to be. But if I thought that this was bad and couldn't get worse, I was very wrong.
"Hey, is Ao here?" a voice behind me said. I turned around to find myself facing at least half the girls in the town. Some I knew, others not. Some were my age, some older. But the one who had asked for me was none other than my childhood friend, Kagamine Rin.
The madness was just about to begin.
Author's note: This isn't my first fanfic, but it is the first time I've ever published my writing and I just realized it is really short. How was it? Awful? Okay? Is Ao too self-centered? I don't think he's actually suited for the song about lust, though. More like wrath, hehe. Originally, I was thinking of making a girl version. But then I figured that might be too weird, so the next time I listened to The Madness of Duke Venomania, I sang along in my... lower voice. Read and please review! If you don't, Ao will come after you with a knife. Ao: Maybe, maybe not.