Red Carpet Romance

A HariPo freeverse piece

by mew-tsubaki

Note: The Harry Potter characters belong to J.K. Rowling, not to me. This pairing is a Mew and Mor's Weird Pairing, which you may find in the M&MWP forum (see my profile for details). Check out and join the forum FUN! Read, review, and enjoy!

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3–2–1

So much is over,

so much said&&done

& Ginny w.o.n.d.e.r.s.

(Was it all wwworth it?)

But…

Can it

e v e r

be "worth" it?

Her fifth year…

[frankly, it's H*E*L*L]

She says {fuck it} to Harry

(where did that relationship ever get her,

?)

&and yeah&

W-i-z-a-r-d-s

just aren't worth the trouble it takes to hook them

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6–5–4

Life doesn't just suck

It .::b·l·o·w·s::.

Susan didn't know

Life isn't some fun thing

It :]chews[: you up&& sp-sp-spits you

O

U

T

(Honestly, look at the little family she has left)

&&it's tough

when you're losing people left'n'right

…and there's no one left to love…

*Ginny walks through her proverbial door*

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9–8–7

Maybe…it's karma

Maybe…it's a smidge of magic

Maybe…it's everyone else getting their

j~u~s~t d~e~s~s~e~r~t~s

for having written off Sue

for having thought there was so little to Gin

but it'll be all right s-o-o-n

The girls will get e_v_e_n

(and with no one around to tell them to stay apart, unfamiliar, &

v

e

r

t

i

c

a

l

)

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Z–E–R–O

With all&&no flashbulbs flashing

they steal the show

Lips that *ScOrCh*

Digits that vpLuNgEv

Nipples are ;)p e r t(;

Flesh is f_l_u_s_h_e_d

Gasps are r/a/s/p/y

Excitement runs

up&&down

their

s

P

i

N

e

S

Saliva'n'sweat'n'all that sweet&&salty stuff

(A thought crosses Ginny's mind:

"t-a-n-g-y"

and one crosses Sue's:

"d,e,l,i,c,i,o,u,s")

It's fuh-fuh-fuh-fantastic

[f u c k—why didn't witches tap witches more often?]

But it's…more than that…

Ginny has something r.e.a.l

Susan finally has love

And what could be better than feeling that love is real…?

FEELING it is something you can actually

g_r_a_s_p ?

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;3 If you don't get the "red carpet" joke because Ginny and Susan are redheads, then you're too young to have read this freeverse. If you did get the joke, then yes, I was that crass. XD But, hey, they could truly have something real going… Forget Harry! ;D

Thanks for reading, and please review!

-mew-tsubaki :)

2017 note: *LOL* 6 yrs later, and I just. My only comment is the title makes me laugh every fucking time I read it. Same goes for "Coconuts." XDDD