Disclaimer- I do not own Kuroshitsuji. (Black Butler)

Warning: Language and Craziness

Have you ever thought what Shi, Undertaker's partner, thought of everyone. Well here it is what she thinks of people in the cast of Kuroshitsuji- Both in the anime and manga. This is another One Shot of the story Death's Weapon. Rated for language. Please R&R!

One-Shot

Shi's Thoughts...

On the Cast of Kuroshitsuji

I've wondered what Undertaker thought of everyone in this universe, after spending so long here. He explained; taking a very long time to do so. I think about three or so weeks passed when his rant was done... I couldn't tell as I couldn't keep the time being tied to a chair and all, preventing me from escaping the talking torture. Until the end, after taking my chances and taking some time to just get away from Undertaker, he asked me what my thoughts were, even the minor characters that never really stood out or were just there for the ride. He even asked about people I never even heard of! Why me? I had asked him but did he answer me? No! He commanded me to say my thoughts... Ugh, sometimes I hate being a Death Scythe, having to listen to Master's order without even the will to go against them...

Anyway, here were my answers...

Earl Ciel Phantomhive

"He's a brat, a spoiled one at that. All he does is hide behind that demon butler of his, ordering him to do his dirty work, and act like the kid he is when he doesn't get his way! But you have to admit, the brat was cute when he was in his younger days."

Earl Vincent Phantomhive

"The man was nice when he was alive. Even when he died, his beauty, of his soul, was still there. It was so sad when I couldn't even nab his soul to reap." Let's out a sad sigh. "Ah, I wonder what those Cinematic Record would of shown me."

Countess Rachel Dalles-Phantomhive

"The Countess was a kind woman; a wonderful mother if I say so myself. Even though I don't know what a mother is, the way she was with Ciel made her someone special in her own right. Even her beauty was not normal for a human, some would say, I don't know if they were right about the outer beauty of her appearances but her soul appears like a small light in the infant darkness when she died." Let's out a small sigh. "Another soul I would of loved to reap myself but was for not."

Demon Butler Sebastian Michaelis

"He's a demon, a being who loves to eat souls that Shinigami reap when it's their time, so I can't say I don't like him but I don't hate either. It's a demon's nature to do what he must do. Though it's comical to watch him interact with the humans and his love for cats... I'd say it's more of an obsession. Hopefully I never grow cat ears..." Shudders, "But I must say, he was a wonderful dish when I saw his Cinematic Record but sadly someone who can't die so easily. I hope we could battle again." Let's out a chuckle. "Yes, I would love to see that happen again."

Finnian the Gardener

Looks at his picture and gives a small shrug. "Meh, he's cute but I really don't care. Seem's weak but hey what can I say? Looks can be deceiving after all."

Baldroy the Cook

"An American who shouldn't be let near a flame thrower unless it's to fight intruders."

Mey-Rin the Assassin Maid

"Someone who shouldn't be aloud near China Wear but is excellent with the gun. Maybe I'll fight her one day..." Tilt's my head head slightly with a thoughtful look in my eyes.

Tanaka the Steward

"Weird..."

Pluto the Demon Hound

"A cute little guard god that give's me a comical relief with his own obsession with Sebastian."

Snake the Footman and Snake Speaker

"He's so cute~!" Sequels like a fan girl! "I could only wish what I would do with him if I kidnapped him and locked him away forever." Coughs when I receive; glancing away. "Anyway, he's pretty cool but he works of the Earl brat and plus... You wouldn't even let me get close to him even if I wanted to! You're way to possessive of me!" Pales suddenly, mutters, "Crap..." Stands and runs away as quick as I can as Undertaker chases me. "Somebody heeeeeellllp meeeeeee!"

Marquis Alexis Leon Midford

Looks at his picture with a blank look. "Meh..."

Marchioness Francis Phantomhive-Midford

"She's actually good looking for her age and she has excellent sword skill from what I seen on the ship. Maybe I should ask Undertaker to make her a Bizarre Doll..."

Lord Edward Midford

"When I saw him at the school he was noble I'll give him that but he come's off to bossy and jumps to conclusions! But... he's comical when it comes to his little sister and the little Earl."

Lady Elizabeth Ethel Cordelia Midford

"She's cute and all but she's too girly for me. She's someone who needs to grow up and face the real world."

Paula the Maid of the Midford Family

"Who?"

Earl Alois Trancy

"Just another brat like Ciel."

Demon Butler Claude Faustus

"I've got nothing to say about that spider demon!"

Demon Maid Hannah Anafeloz

"I've heard of her and how powerful she is but she's dies in the end. Pity... I would of loved to have met her."

Demon Butler Triplets- Canterbury, Thompson, and Timber

Looks at their pictures and smiles a little. "They're cute. Triplets I would love to serve me."

Madam Red, Baroness Angelina Dalles-Burnett

"She was a woman who lost her way long ago. When she met the man-woman she was lost even more. It was nice to see her Cinematic Record, even for a moment, but she was betrayed by her emotions and the past which made her lose everything in the end. Though her funeral did end her up in one of Undertaker's famous caskets, which he loved, with her favorite color- Red. She's got her little nephew to thank for that."

Lau, Chinese Nobleman

"He's nice; gave me candy twice when Undertaker wasn't looking. He even let me touch Ran-Mao's head. Her hair was really soft. I would love to see what his Cinematic Record would show me."

Ran-Mao the Assassin

"Big boobies..."

Lord Aleister Chamber, Viscount of Druitt

"He freaks me out... I want to kill him so badly but Undertaker won't let me!" I let out a small pout, crossing my arms over my chest.

Diedrich, German Nobel

Look at his picture. "I think I've seen him before but..."

Queen Victoria

"I've never been a fan and I never will be. She sits herself up so high above everyone else, and leaves the painful dirty work to the Earl. Plus, I know she's crazy. She and Undertaker will be meeting each other soon. I just know it!"

Prince Soma Asman Kadar

"A winy prince who needs to learn to grow up or get out. However, I give it to him to give and make a distraction with that elephant and that servant of his any time of the week."

Agni the Servant of Prince Soma

"A loyal and enthusiastic servant; kind too."

John Brown, Queen Victoria's aide

"Never liked him but he knows how to make an entrances when he wants to."

Earl Charles Grey, "Double Charles", Member of Queen Victoria's Private Secretarial Officers, Queen Victoria's Servant

"I always get the two confused..."

Charles Phipps, "Double Charles", Member of Queen Victoria's Private Secretarial Officers, Queen Victoria's Servant

"I always get the two confused but I know he's the more quite one."

Lord Arthur Randall, Police Commissioner of the Scotland Yard

"He's weird..."

Fred Abberline, Police Commissioner of the Scotland Yard

"He's even weirder then his partner."

Edward Abberline, Twin to Fred Abberline

"Who?"

Baron Kelvin, Creator + Financial supporter to Noah's Ark Circus, Referred to as "Father" by First-tier members

"He's a sicko with all that children kidnapping. I wouldn't ever reap his soul even if you paid me!"

Joker, Leader of Noah's Ark Circus, Kelvin's Butler

"He was a nice boy but died in the end for a man who was worth nothing. I would of loved to have kept him around a little bit longer but I guess every story must come to an end." I give out a small chuckle.

Dagger, First-string Member of Noah's Ark Circus

"He was cute and fun to get along with. It would have been sad when he died if I actually knew the poor guy."

Beast, First-string Member of Noah's Ark Circus

"Big boobies..."

Wendy and Peter, First-string Members of Noah's Ark Circus

"They are said to be in perfect sync but they died at different times. How does that work out? I would of loved to have kept their souls or even made them into my personal little dolls."

Jumbo, First-string Member of Noah's Ark Circus

"He was the biggest guy I ever met."

Doctor, Caretaker of Injuries of Members and Prosthetic limbs

"I never liked him from the start. He was devious from the moment I met him and I hope he burns in hell for all he's done. I wouldn't even of done that."

Doll, First-string Member of Noah's Ark Circus, "The Princess", Persona: Freckles, Second-string Member

"Doll... Ah, such a beautiful soul I say. Her memories give it just more taste, no matter how sad and desperate they are that turned to happy only to end in betrayal. I was so glad Undertaker let me take her soul to keep. She was such a precious soul as she was human. It was a truly sad event when she died by those demons hands."

Johann Agares, Bizarre Doll, Vice Principal of Weston College

"He was such a good boy. Johann listed to everything I said and was always nice; his cup of tea wasn't half bad either. A good toy to play with when I got bored too. I was angry when the demon 'killed' him but Undertaker said he would give me another doll if I found someone I liked very much. Sadly I haven't found anyone yet."

Edgar Redmond, P4, Head of Scarlet Fox Dormitory, Former Student

"Meh... He was nice but I've seen better."

Gregory Violet, P4, Head of the Violet Wolf Dormitory, Former Student

"He drew so well, a sad little thing when he had to up and keep that secret they did."

Herman Greenhill, P4, Head of the Green Lion Dormitory, Former Student

"Not much to say on him..."

Lawrence Bluewer, P4, Head of Sapphire Owl Dormitory, Former Student

"He was smart- smarted them most people. He knew to stay out of my way whenever he saw me. A good little boy he was."

Cheslock, Student at Weston College, Purple House Perfect's Fag

"He had talent."

Clayton, Student at Weston College, Blue House Perfect's Fag

"He was fun to mess with when I had the few times I was able to do some tricks on him."

Joanne Harcourt, Student at Weston College

"Normal..."

Maurice Cole, Student at Weston College, Former Red House Perfect's Fag

"One word: Bitch."

McMillan, Student at Weston Collage

"A little cute. If he grew some more, lost the glasses, and maybe mature then I'd say he could be more then cute." Sweats drop as I was given a glare by the one and only Undertaker.

Derrick Arden, Bizarre Doll, Student at Weston Collage, Son of Duke Clemens

"He was fun to help make into a sweet little, obedient, doll. It was funny to watch as he tried to eat the P4 and their Fags."

Irene Diaz, Opera Singer

"A nice singing voice and that's it of that human."

Chlaus, Ciel Phantomhive's Uncle

"Who?"

Mary Jane Kelly, Prostitute, Last of the Jack the Ripper Victims

"A woman who got the grave she deserved in the end of her little human life."

Matilda Simmons, Nun

"The woman was just plain weird."

Nina Hopkins. Tailor

"The woman does make nice clothes. I've even got a few of her clothes in my collection and if I had the choice I'd get a few more."

Patrick Phelps, Shipbuilder for Blue Star Line Company

"Who the hell is that?"

Ryan Stoker, Upper-rank Doctor of Karnstein Hostpital, "Head" of the Aurora Society Association

"His mind was fun to mess with until the very end. I would say I'd love to have messed with it some more but those Shinigami and the brat Earl tagging along with his demon butler! Damn them!"

Sophie Smith, Third-class Passenger on Campania

"A necessary sacrifice needed to further Undertaker's plans."

Thomas Wallis, Author

"His story was good, using Little Will as one of the characters but it was unfortunate it never made it to the publishers. I don't like they'd like very much to read red stained stories."

Grell Sutcliff, Shinigami of the Dispatch Management Division, Former Madam's Red Servant, Sebastian's Stalker and Fanboy

"He's a drama queen, man-woman! He never get's his jobs done and always focuses on Sebastian whenever he is near him. But I guess that's just another comical relief right there."

William T. Spears, Shinigami Supervisor of the Dispatch Management Division, Suit

"Little Will can be so cute sometimes but I hate it when he get's all technical on me! I guess he'd never say it though."

Ronald Knox, Shinigami Subordinate to William T. Spears and Grell Sutcliff

"The man with the lawnmower right? Okay... He's different for the other two, more weaker too, but he needs to get his head in the game unless he wants to get cut."

Lawrence Anderson, Legendary Shinigami, Director of Glasses Department

"A serious man who takes his job serious. He's cool in my book."

Angela Blanc, Female Fallen Angel;, Acted as Henry Barrymore's Maid

"One word: Bitch."

Ash Landers, Male Fallen Angel, Acted as Queen Victoria's Butler and Aide

"One word: Jerk!"

Margaret Connor, Bizarre Doll

"For some reason, when Undertaker held her, I grew very jealous... I wonder why."

Undertaker, Old and Legendary Shinigami, Funeral Director, Informant, My Master

"... Guess and maybe you'll find out."

A/N: I grew bored after so long and I've had this idea stuck in my head for a while so I wrote it down and got over with it.

UPDATED: 11/7/14