TITLE- I won't title it. (Why don't YOU guys suggest one? Constraint is that it should start with 'I')

SUMMARY- I wont summarise it either. :9 :P

GENRE- Romance/Comedy.

RATINGS- K+

PAIRINGS- Read and find out :P

I love when you're…

1. Jealous.

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Takumi and Misaki were on a date – and the place was of Takumi's choice, meaning the most deluxe restaurant, obviously. He was clothed in a black suit and white shirt, while Misaki was the queen of night in her silky black dress, which shone when light fell on it.

They were on their way to the table, when a female voice interrupted them.

"Takumi? Is that you?" And from behind came a blonde, wearing an expensive red dress and a pearl necklace.

"Long time no see!" She smiled as she came to Takumi.

After a moment, Takumi's expression lightened up and he smiled (much to Misaki's annoyance)

"Oh Julie!" He exclaimed, "Yes! Long time no see!"

Her face shined like morning sun as she inquired his whereabouts, and then her eyes fell on Misaki.

"My future wife." Takumi said reading her expression.

Misaki felt glad when he said that. But no for long as-

"But we are yet to 'practice' the *important* stuff, you know" he looked at her with a hungry smirk.

"Oh! Ho-Ho-Ho-Ho." Julie laughed naughtily as she looked at Misaki. "Still the same perverted alien, eh?" She asked him.

Now, Misaki felt like she would chomp that Julie's head off.

Make ONE frickin note "Miss Julie", Misaki spat in her mind, It is MY perverted alien. She felt that its only her right to call him so.

Her teeth were pressed together inside her frowning lips with a force strong enough to rip apart the building. And it was not unnoticed by Takumi. And he loved that reaction of hers.

After some minutes, that Julie and Takumi did part ways (much to Misaki's relief) but it was short lived as Takumi intentionally started talking about this particular high school female friend.

"You know, she was the best basketball player among girls," Takumi said in a impressed tone," She had loads of guys crazy after her."

"Yea…" Misaki reluctantly said as she put down the menu with little excessive force.

Gosh! Takumi was so much enjoying this!

"And she was crazy after me" he added, smirking.

Takumi inwardly smirked at Misaki's fake laugh and the low grunt escaping her throat.

"And well, she was pretty attractive." He smirked at her.

For Misaki, the volcano erupted now. She looked at Julie, who was sitting a few tables ahead, with her eyes throwing daggers at her. After boasting Julie a bit more (Note: 30 minutes and 56 seconds), Takumi chuckled and said-

"But you know, she is nobody like yo-"

"You know Takumi..." Misaki interrupted him out-of-the-blue, "Your ex is pretty attractive." She smiled.

This confused Takumi.

"Especially in that dress matching the hair colour of hers." She said drinking water from the glass, "So sad that she is alone." Misaki shook her head.

"Who are you talking about?" Takumi asked in utter confusion, because Julie was wearing red dress and was blonde and-

"Me, of course!" She darkly muttered as she stomped the glass on table, picked up her purse and went angrily to the exit at inhuman speed.

OH FUCK!

"MISAKI! WAIT!" He chased behind her.

How do I flirt with you? By having your-

2. Attention.

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Tora had been walking around the street, bored. However, his expression lit up when he saw a particular girl named Chiyo standing around, carrying a shopping bag in her hands.

His heart did a weird flip-flop when she looked towards him.

His time to have some 'fun' now.

He looked at her and gave her a flying kiss with his lips.

She was staring nonsensically.

He then winked at her, waiting for a blush to creep on her innocent face.

He waited…waited…waited AND waited EVEN MORE. But she stared at him with the same confused expression.

To make his gesture clearer, he winked again…and again…and again…and again…and until he felt that all his eyelids would fall off.

Finally, Chiyo smiled and dashed towards him.

Tora, taken aback, quickly spread his arms,awaiting the hug. She ran towards him…

…and past him as she yelled-

"There! This was the shop!" She exclaimed as she looked through the shop window, "Yup! The 90% discount off offer is still there!" She said with eyes glistening with excitement.

Tora was had his mouth wide open, arms spread wide, and he stood there like a complete idiot. Embarrassed by this incident, he took a step towards her…

…only to slip in a pool of dirty, slimy mud.

Icing on the spoiled cake-

"Guys! The shop is here!" Chiyo dashed towards where she was standing…when she felt something soft beneath her foot. She looked down to see her sharp, high-heeled sandal on Tora's 'backside' (also called 'bum').

"TORA-SAN!" She yelped.

"About time you noticed…" he weakly said with delicious sarcasm.

I will win you by…

3. Compliments

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"Your hair looks as if dyed with richest black Hoisin sauce" Hinata tried to say in a husky, seductive manner….

…it instead came of as a four-year-old whispering…

…not to mention that horrible comparison.

"You need to take classes from Takumi on how to flirt." Suzuna said expressionlessly as she rolled her eyes.

Hinata felt his heart shattering into a million pieces. Nevertheless, he tried again.

"And your egg-shaped eyes look as if you're cooking an omlet in them." He said.

"What a 'non-veg' compliment." She said unaffected, as she got up from the park bench.

"You're like a kid Hinata…" She said.

Suddenly she was hugged tightly from behind, as a river of tears began to flow from Hianta's eyes.

"SENPAI! YOU COMPLIMENT SO AWESOME!" He sniffed as he rubbed his cheeks against her back. Her dress grew wet from his 'tears' and him constantly wiping his nose on it.

"IT WAS NOT A COMPLIMENT IDIOT!" She shouted, annoyed.

BONUS..

How to win girls? By….

4. Hygiene

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"So, to win over a girl," Vijju said as stood in front of a confused Gaihla, "You first take out a handkerchief." He said as he pulled out his white handkerchief.

"Make sure that its clean, and that you didn't blew your nose on it minutes ago." He instructed.

"Then you put it on your hands." He covered his hands with it.

"Then you hold her hands by the handkerchief." He then held the blushing Gaihla's hands with the handkerchief.

He thinks my hands are so soft that he can't touch with his course, manly hands. Gaihla's cheeks flushed as she thought it.

"Then you…"Vijju said as he looked at her in eye, "Ask her to go take a bath, because its unhygienic if she stinks throughout the date."

The next thing Vijju knew, he was being chased by a monster-woman.

(But in his defence, many college girls didn't bathe and cover body odour by using perfumes [its fails after 30 minutes] and they stink and its disgusting )

LMAO. XD I liked the last one ebst for some reason. Kinda connected with me :P

(PS: 3 more left…I think I can do it!)

QUESTIONS-

Q1. EXPLAIN THE FOLLOWING-

i) "What a 'non-veg' compliment." She said unaffected, as she got up from the park bench.

ii) He waited…waited…waited AND waited EVEN MORE. But she stared at him with the same confused expression.

To make his gesture clearer, he winked again…and again…and again…and again…and until he felt that all his eyelids would fall off.

iii) "But we are yet to 'practice' the *important* stuff, you know" he looked at her with a hungry smirk.

iv)"Your ex ispretty attractive" Misaki interrupted him, smiling.

This confused Takumi.

"Especially in that dress matching the hair colour of hers." She said drinking water from the glass, "So sad that she is alone." Misaki shook her head.

v) The next thing he knew, Vijju was being chased by a monster-woman.