"Ok, bye Phil, bye Tito Dick!"

"See ya later fagit."
Phil said goodbye to his cousin Jack, who was leaving the apartment with his robotic pet, Horatio. Phil always found them a little annoying at times, so he was glad to have a day at home with them not around. Jack was going to an expert to help him upgrade Horatio. So, Phil had the day at home with just Tito Dick.

"It looks like it is just you and me, Phil. Just like old times, eh?"

"Yeah, whatever old man. I'm getting out my weed."

"Nyeehah, can I have some, Phil?"

"No way Dickman. You know this shit's not easy to get."

"Come on Phil, remember who raised you."

"Ugh, whatever fagit."

Phil took out his stash of weed and started to blaze it up. He shared some with Tito Dick. The two quickly became high, filling the apartment with smoke. Their eyes became red from smoking and they began to lose their grip on reality.

"Hey uh, I'll be right back, aiight Dickman? I'm goin in my room for a bit."

Phil had a tendency of becoming aroused after smoking a lot of weed. This was one of those times where it happened. He tried to hide his growing buldge (owo what's this...?) from Tito Dick as he tried to get up and head toward his room. Unfortunately for him, the Dickman had noticed.

"What are you doing Phil ma boy, going to masturbate to some ladies' magazines? Nyahaha."

"Fuck off Dickman, stop getting in my business you fagit."

"You know Phil, someday you'll need to find someone else to help you with that."

"What are you on, you fucker?"

"I'm just sayin. You and I, do you know what I mean?"

"What the hell man? I'm not fuckin gay!"

"Phil my boy, ain't no big deal in some practice with friends."

Tito Dick moved in closer to the boy. Phil started becoming nervous. He wasn't too opposed to the idea... but of course, he could never admit that. Tito Dick put his hands on Phil's waist.

"What are you doing, fa-"

Phil's sentence was cut off my Tito Dick's lips. He couldn't believe this was happening. He'd never been with a man before. He was even more startled when Tito Dick's hands began to slide down his body.