"Hey, Magnus!"
"Hello, Jazz." Ultra's gaze switched over to Orion and Sideswipe, who were trying to out do each other, again.
"Wow, Sideswipe." Orion began, "That armor is really somethin'"
"You haven't seen it before? I got it from your Carrier. So I thought you would have seen it before."
"I think the reason I've never seen it before is because it was her maternity armor."
"Oh, she told me that you are adopted, that she was never sparked with you, sorry you had to find out this way."
"Well, you would be the only one of us to actually talk to the others carrier. Not to mention wear a femmes maternity armor."
"...Shut the frag up, Orion."
"Why don't ya both shut the frag up." Jazz said pulling out a datapad and frowning
"Hey Jazz," Sideswipe laughed, "Wanna go to lunch."
"Nah, Man. Someone meh left a to do list. So I'm gonna go suck on this."
"It actually says to eat them."
"Sideswipe, I'm gonna MURDER you."
"Hey, Ultra, I got a message about a hot new club. Were going out come on." Orion waved
"Go ahead, I have homework."
"Nope, were going."
"I hate this." Magnus whined looking at the overcharged bots around him.
"Lighten up, Ultra. Ooooh how you doin'?" Jazz cat called to two femmes.
"I'm leaving."
"Fine." Orion called, "But ill make sure to post that picture all over town."
"Witch picture?"
"The one with the cat ears."
"You wouldn't dare."
"Try me."
"Ughhhh, fine."
"I am sooooooo hungover." Orion whined
"Yes, yes I know, were going to a medic."
"ORION SLAGGING PAX! HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO DRINK OVER 10 CUBES OF HIGH GRADE!"
"Uh, can it Ratch, I've got a helmache the size of the pit."
"Of course you do. If you follow my rules this wouldn't of happened. I got you a job by the way."
"What?"
"Its high time, Orion, that you got off your aft and got a job."
"Uh-huh, and do tell what this job is?"
"A historical archives clerk."
"REALLY!?"
"Hey Ratchet! Did you know that the first Prime lived up to ninety-eight million years?"
A tool was smashed, "Who are you and what have you done with Orion?"
Just a cute little one shot, since I have nooooo idea where to go with this. Hope you enjoyed!