Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters . This is just for fun .
THE DAILY PROPHET
Sirius Black; the Hound of the Baskervilles?
Answer to the ages old mystery may have been found. The Ministry of Magic has not yet confirmed or denied this rumor but our reporter went to investigate …..
Rita Skeeter : Sirius Black who had his name cleared (rather unfairly) a few years ago is now once again accused of murder . This time of the infamous ancestor of one of the most historic muggle families : Hugo Baskerville.
But when I visited Sirius Black , he very rudely slammed the door in my face – clear evidence of guilt and shame .
What's that? Oh, there is another person who claims to know who the Hound of the Baskervilles was. Yes Dr. Watson, what is your theory?
Dr. Watson: My dear lady, I believe the hound was exactly what it appeared to be; a hound ! Not some idiotic prankster playing magic tricks. I advise you read the books of my dear friend Sherlock Holmes. And get this stupid machine out of my face !
Rita Skeeter: It's a camera and … oh, he's gone. Right then , get me the Sherlock Holmes books right now !
AT THE MARAUDER RESIDENCE
(reading the paper)
Sirius: Crazy lunatics! What are the Baskervilles anyway?
James: How do I know? You killed them. Why didn't you take me with you ?
Sirius: I didn't kill these bloody Baskervilles Prongs !
Remus: It's in the paper. It says you killed their ancestor .
Sirius: I've only wanted to kill Snivellus, Voldemort and his Deatheaters.
James: You murderer!
Sirius: Stop it before I actually murder someone!
Remus: But the paper says…
Sirius: I don't care what the paper says! I think I know who I did and did not kill!
Remus: You think you know, how stupid are you?
James: Remus! Quit quoting that muggle show!
Remus: It is awesome!