A/N: Okay, so basically, this is my first Naruto story. Honestly, I'd like to say this is my first story, somewhat, but not really. It's my second. xD Anyway, it's a Akatsuki/Kitties story but a little different. Instead of all of the Akatsuki being alive and such, it's present time Akatsuki. If you are not up-to-date with the manga, I do NOT recommend this story. Many spoilers! So R&R and tell me what you think!

"Hail to the Redskins!" My blonde friend shouted while pumping her fists in the air. She and I were walking home from school, deciding to have a little fun as it was the last day of school.

I giggled at her crazy antics. The fact she brought up Redskins made it even funnier. You see, we live in Dallas, Texas. My brother happens to play for the Redskins, and the millions of Cowboy lovers down here don't care for us much.

"Oh will you be quiet, no need to tell the whole world" I said, walking past her. Arizona frowned, catching up to walk alongside me on the sidewalk. "Well, I think everyone should know your brother plays for the Redskins, Ariana!" I just rolled my eyes and saw my porch come into view. But what I saw surprised me.

There was a medium sized box in front of the door. "A package? From who?" I asked myself quietly as I neared it. Arizona shrugged and walked up to the box, lightly kicking it. What we expected was for it to shift a little to the side. What we didn't expect was for it to jumble around from the inside, or to hear soft mews and scratches. Arizona and I looked at each other for a second before we both squealed and grabbed the box from its ends. As we hauled in inside my living room, I could hear the kittens scramble around.

"This is so awesome! Kitties!" Arizona said excitedly, as we set the box down. I nodded in agreement, smiling at the thought of owning them. I never had a cat before, and I loved animals. A scratching noise came from the back door, ruining my chances of owning the kittens.

My dogs.

I sighed heavily, turning to a excited Arizona. "My dogs…we can't keep them. Well, at least I can't."

Arizona huffed, "Well I can't keep them! My mom's allergic to cats!" We both looked at each other, then the box. We can't just put them in a pound…

Maybe my dogs and them will get along! No, I'd rather not risk the kitten's lives. Then an idea pooped up in my head. "What if I kept them, and just kept the dogs and kittens in separate rooms? Or at least away from each other?" Arizona jumped up and down happily, "Yeah, that'll work!"

I smiled, brushing a piece of brown hair from my face. "Well, let's take a look at the kittens!"

I pushed the lids of the box open and took a look. My eyes widened at what I saw. The kittens were oddly colored, as if someone dyed their fur. One was pure black, with its whole head a light lavender, almost gray. Another was a pure red color, something you never see on cats.

They were just weird. And they all stared at us, silently and calm. Usually kittens would scramble away and stumble around, but they don't. They just sit there.

Arizona looked at them and picked up the gray one. His eyes were a yellow color, almost gold it seemed. "This one doesn't look stupid so I'll name it." I rolled my eyes at her insult to the other kittens. The gray kitten shuffled a bit in her arms as she pet his back. "I think I'll name you…" She looked up in thought. As she did so, I picked up the kitten with a purple head. "Yogurt!" I paused, and gave her a look. "Really, Yogurt?" she nodded frantically, hugging the poor kitty in her arms. It squirmed but gave up as she continued. Poor thing.

I looked at the one in my arms. He was the most calm and quiet. He looked up at me and I saw something even weirder then his fur. His right eye was red with block dots around his pupil, while his left eye was light lavender like his head, his pupil surrounded by multiple rings.

The Sharingan and Rinnegan. Maybe the previous owners somehow did this? But it's impossible… I glanced at Arizona as she held yet another kitten, a yellow one, thinking of a name.

I looked back to the kitten in my arms and realized how similar he looked like Tobi from Naruto (Current Tobi in Manga) "I'll name this one Tobi." Tobi was my favorite character from Naruto. Not because of his old, silly personality, but because of his real personality. He was badass.

The newly name kitten stiffened, his claws starting to dig into my arms, making me set him down. Weird.

Arizona rolled her eyes, "Of course you named him Tobi, had to name one of them of your all-time fictional crush." I blushed when she said 'crush', honestly hoping these cats didn't turn out to be like the FanFictions.

I laughed; scratching the back of my head as I noticed the other kittens glanced at me weirdly.

"Well, I'm naming this one Butters. He reminds me of Butters from Southpark" She started to giggle, remembering jokes from the show.

I looked at the rest that we had to name. There was a pure black one, an orange kitten, a red one and another kitten that was brown but looked like it had stitches.

They really did look like some of the Akatsuki. "Hey Arizona, don't they look like some of the Akatsuki?" She looked at them all, then nodded. "Yeah, except I'm not sure who Yogurt is." I agreed with here. I would have said Yogurt was Hidan, but Hidan didn't have yellow eyes.

"How about we just name the rest after the Akatsuki then? To make it easier." She nodded as we named them off. The black one was Itachi, the orange one was Pein, and the red Sasori, and the brown one Kakuzu.

These kittens sure did give me a bad feeling.

A/N: How was it? Was it good? I'm a little unsure about this story, so if you think I should continue, please let me know. I never write, but after reading so many stories, I thought I would give it a try.

So, tell me what you think! Oh and, DISCLAIMER: I do not own Naruto and never will, nor do I own Southpark or the Redskins.

By the way, I had brought up the Redskins for two reasons. One reason you will find out in the story. The second reason is because my brother actually plays for the Redskins.