MeiFire: (spins around in a chair) WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Disclaimer: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! (cires hysterically yet again)

This is some stupid continuation for "100 Ways to Annoy a Certain Shorty", only the star is ICHIGO! BWUHAHAHAHA!

1. Call him a red head.

2. Tell him that the meaning of his name is actually strawberry.

3. Ask him if he takes steroids.

4. Plan a surprise attack against Ichigo and show it to his dad.

5. Doodle a curly mustache on his face while he's a sleep. The next day, say "Now you're a real man!"

6. Tell him that Hitsugaya claims to have better hair than him.

7. Burst into the room with either a strawberry and say "I found your girlfriend!"

8. Eat the strawberry and gag, saying "Ew, she tastes emo!"

9. Chuck an orange at Ichigo and point at the nearest pedestrian.

10. Do the moonwalk while Ichigo is walking home from school.

11. Burst into his class room, look around confused and say "Hey, I thought you were going to therapy!"

12. Tell him that Inoue loves Aizen more than him. (shudder)

13. Punch him in the face in public and yell "That's for stealing my hair gel!"

14. While he's doing his homework, silently peel oranges right in front of his face.

15. Record everything he does. When asked why, say that there might be a golden opportunity to black mail him.

16. Replace his sword with a broomstick.

17. When he turns into a shinigami, loudly hum "Chop Suey" by System of the Down. Include air guitar.

18. Throw a doll like Ichigo with needles everywhere on it at him. Say it was from your mom. Needles were from Rukia.

19. Tell everyone in his school his obsession about hentai magazines.

20. Run into his room with a pair of hair cutting scissors.

21. Pin slices of oranges onto his door.

22. Tell him that Zaraki is in the real world and he's hunting Ichigo down.

23. Tell Rukia a fluffy love poem and say it was from Ichigo.

24. Send Ichigo a death note with Zaraki's signature.

25. When he uses his bankai, burst into the scene and look at him confused, saying "Hey, you're not Neo!"

26. Somehow manage to get Ichigo to give you a piggy back ride. When on him, silently cut his hair off.

27. Let loose a wild dog in his bedroom.

28. Tackle him during class and say it was frm his dad.

29. Toss Kon at Rukia while Ichigo is watching.

30. Watch the fun while recording.

70 more to go. Bleeeeaaaaaarrrrrrrgh, these sound kinda crappy...

-MeiFire