Oh god was this fun to write. TEEHEE! Okies, well, first off
Professor Snape, Slytherin, and Hogwarts are property of JK Rowling, Sarah
Granger is property of me, Miss Celeste is property of Miss Celeste, and
Jethro Fritz is property of Jethro Fritz. Okies. Just to explain a few
things for those who don't know the story. Sarah Granger is a 2nd year
Slytherin student at Hogwarts, and she is also Professor Snape's favorite
student. She was adopted by Professor Snape after her parents were
murdered, along with Jethro Fritz. Miss Celeste is Snape's assistant who
has a crush on him (go figure). Um…that's it! Use your imagination from
there ^.~
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Sarah Granger-Snape walked in front of everyone, leading the way through the muggle world. It was spring, of the year 2003, and thirteen year old Sarah was guiding her wizard family through Disney land. Yes Disney land. Sarah's adopted sister Jethro Fritz-Snape was snickering at a bunch of children in mickey mouse hat's, whilst their adopted father, none other than Professor Severus Snape, strode along behind them, looking more grim than usual. Last but certainly not least, Miss Celeste, Professor Snape's assistant, brought up the rear.
Sarah jumped up and down, very hyper as usual, clad in her dark green tank top and denim shorts. It must have been a very strange sight, a young hyper normal looking girl with crazy curly brown hair leading a teen girl wearing long black robes, a tall evil looking man wearing long black robes, and a tall brown haired women in a large renisance dress. Very strange indeed.
"COME ON! THIS WAY!!" Sarah ran ahead, causing everyone to struggle and keep up. "TO SPLASH MOUNTIAN!!!!!" Sarah was too excited to notice Snape mouth the words "splash mountain?" to Celeste, apparently horror struck. Celeste shrugged, and nudged Jethro who was trying to steal a mickey mouse doll. "What's splash mountain?"
Jethro stopped and cupped her hands around her mouth. "OI! SARAH! WHATS SPALSH MOUNTIAN?!?!" Everyone stopped and stared at the three strange people standing there looking lost and clueless. Miss Celeste shook her finger at them. "It's rude to stare!" Sarah jogged over. "Yooooooooou'll see…" She grabbed Professor Snape's arm and dragged them towards the huge water ride.
They boarded the ride, Sarah grinning the whole time. "Miss Granger, I don't really understand the-" The ride jerked cutting Snape off. Jethro leaned back in her seat. "Hey Sarah, why exactly is this ride called "splash" mountain?" The coaster got to the top of the hill.
Needless to say, they got their answer within five seconds, as the coaster plunged into the freezing water. Sarah climbed out excidedly, whist the other three got out rather…confused.
After getting off, Snape stopped the group and turned to Sarah, soaking wet along with the rest of them. "Miss Granger, what exactly was the purpose of that?" His mouth twitched.
Sarah grinned. "To get wet!"
Snape looked at his wet robes, then to Celeste who was holding up her puffy drooping dress, then to Jethro looking happy as a lark, and finally again to Sarah who stood grinning, water dripping of her nose. "And we are to…stay wet?" His mouth twitched again.
Sarah nodded idiotically. "They didn't call it splash mountain for nothing silly!" Jethro grinned. "Maybe it would've been more fun if we had clothes like Sarah's…you know…muggle clothes…" Jeth cut a laugh short.
Celeste clapped her hands. "You know, that might be a good idea! Sarah, is there any place where we could buy muggle clothes around here? If that's ok with you Professor…" Professor Snape scowled. Celeste smiled nervously. "Ok then! Sarah lead the way!"
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Sarah Granger-Snape walked in front of everyone, leading the way through the muggle world. It was spring, of the year 2003, and thirteen year old Sarah was guiding her wizard family through Disney land. Yes Disney land. Sarah's adopted sister Jethro Fritz-Snape was snickering at a bunch of children in mickey mouse hat's, whilst their adopted father, none other than Professor Severus Snape, strode along behind them, looking more grim than usual. Last but certainly not least, Miss Celeste, Professor Snape's assistant, brought up the rear.
Sarah jumped up and down, very hyper as usual, clad in her dark green tank top and denim shorts. It must have been a very strange sight, a young hyper normal looking girl with crazy curly brown hair leading a teen girl wearing long black robes, a tall evil looking man wearing long black robes, and a tall brown haired women in a large renisance dress. Very strange indeed.
"COME ON! THIS WAY!!" Sarah ran ahead, causing everyone to struggle and keep up. "TO SPLASH MOUNTIAN!!!!!" Sarah was too excited to notice Snape mouth the words "splash mountain?" to Celeste, apparently horror struck. Celeste shrugged, and nudged Jethro who was trying to steal a mickey mouse doll. "What's splash mountain?"
Jethro stopped and cupped her hands around her mouth. "OI! SARAH! WHATS SPALSH MOUNTIAN?!?!" Everyone stopped and stared at the three strange people standing there looking lost and clueless. Miss Celeste shook her finger at them. "It's rude to stare!" Sarah jogged over. "Yooooooooou'll see…" She grabbed Professor Snape's arm and dragged them towards the huge water ride.
They boarded the ride, Sarah grinning the whole time. "Miss Granger, I don't really understand the-" The ride jerked cutting Snape off. Jethro leaned back in her seat. "Hey Sarah, why exactly is this ride called "splash" mountain?" The coaster got to the top of the hill.
Needless to say, they got their answer within five seconds, as the coaster plunged into the freezing water. Sarah climbed out excidedly, whist the other three got out rather…confused.
After getting off, Snape stopped the group and turned to Sarah, soaking wet along with the rest of them. "Miss Granger, what exactly was the purpose of that?" His mouth twitched.
Sarah grinned. "To get wet!"
Snape looked at his wet robes, then to Celeste who was holding up her puffy drooping dress, then to Jethro looking happy as a lark, and finally again to Sarah who stood grinning, water dripping of her nose. "And we are to…stay wet?" His mouth twitched again.
Sarah nodded idiotically. "They didn't call it splash mountain for nothing silly!" Jethro grinned. "Maybe it would've been more fun if we had clothes like Sarah's…you know…muggle clothes…" Jeth cut a laugh short.
Celeste clapped her hands. "You know, that might be a good idea! Sarah, is there any place where we could buy muggle clothes around here? If that's ok with you Professor…" Professor Snape scowled. Celeste smiled nervously. "Ok then! Sarah lead the way!"