Pick-up lines

One lazy morning in Palo Alto ,a ginger with a muscular built was trying to get his half asleep dog Nelson to play with him because he had been unceremoniously kicked out from the kitchen by his significant other after nearly set the noodles on fire he was supposed to be boiling.

So to entertain himself he had decided to flirt with the beautiful blonde girl in his kitchen performing damage control all over again.

'Babe! Remember the first time we met?'

'You're asking me that BAYWATCH?' Said Artemis teasing him by purposely stressing on Baywatch. And then added

'Ofcourse I remember how you fell for me literally in front of me.'

'No babe I was just looking for a signature cause every master piece has one.'Wally replied in his tone suddenly several pitches lower while wrapping his arms around her waist.

'What's wrong with you today ,what is this pickup line Sunday .'

'If you are putting it that way then sure why not,I have one for every interaction of ours including the one with just your arrow.'

Amused Artemis raises her eyebrow in that Arty way of hers and says 'Really okay lemme just wash up and then we'll see what you've got Baywatch.'

'Wow NO SNIDE REMARK ,NO SARCASM what's wrong you finally growing a heart.'

'No just bored .'

30 min later ….