I stood there staring at my fiancé throwing up in the toilet for the third time today. Some how she had gotten pregnant again. This will be a ride. I ,Edward Cullen, had gotten my fiancé pregnant for the second time this year. I was going to get in trouble if anyone found out about our first child, we would be dead. "Edward I don't feel good." She groaned. I walked over and rubbed her back, "Sorry hun, this is all my fault." She groaned and said, "Ya think? This wouldn't have happened if we hadn't…" She stopped and threw up again. I knew she was right but she never did this. She was always so fun loving around me, this wasn't normal. Then I remember she was pregnant. Hormones will do that for woman. She said, "That's not nice Edward! Stop insulting women and me!"

I gaped at her and said, " I never said anything, I thought it but I never said anything." She looked at me as if I was crazy and said, "Whaaat? I didn't read your mind did I?" I shrugged and said, "I don't know. Its not likely that you did but you might've." She looked at me and said, "No freaking way! This is so cool! Maybe I can actually read minds! I would love to see what's in Jacobs mind, wait never mind. That would be scary. Maybe Carlisle's mind would be more interesting? Or maybe Esme's? Do I even want to get near Emmett's? I doubt it. Hmm maybe Rosalie's mind will be more exciting?"

I stopped her from talking anymore and said, "I don't think you read my mind. You might've gotten something from me. I could've sent it to you through my mind, who knows." She made an hmmf noise and at back against the wall. "I just wanted to be special. I want a special power. I hate being the only girl werewolf. Do you know how hard it is to be around Embry? Do you know how perverted he is? Its awful! And I have to take care of Seth and Jacob, not the easiest job in the world. I don't have anyone to talk to!"

I took her in my arms and said, "Leah im here. I will always be here for you. I love you. You aren't alone, I have always been the odd one out in my family too. Im sorry im putting you through with this again. Its all my fault. So what' going to be our excuse for you being gone for the next six months? Oh and no I don't know how perverted he is sorry." She smiled and said, "Well ok but I don't think it was a week ago I got pregnant. I think it was last night. This one might grow even faster. Who knows. I hope it does. What do you want it to be? Boy or girl? What names for each?" She was piling questions at me till I clamped my hand over her mouth and said, "Well I want boy and I would want to name him Adam Lee or Ace William. But if it were a girl it would be Layla Mae or Sophie Lynn. As for what we will do with him or her, I don't know. I want to keep the baby this time. Maybe we can talk Aro into letting us have Kayla back a couple years early.

mean she is only six." Leah nodded and pulled away my hand. "I think boys would be good and Emmett will love us forever! Wouldn't he? I mean it's an impossible to harm kid. Wouldn't he love that? I mean seriously? A boy who is stronger then Emmett and who has free access to playing pranks on him or anything he wants to." I laughed and said, "Ya he would love that. So are we going to go see Kayla and get her tomorrow?" Leah smiled and said, "Duh I want to see my baby!" I smiled and stood up.

"Carlisle need to know where I'll be. I will tell him I am going to see the Voultori because they needed to see me. You will tell your brother that you have to go see them because you are of their interest. He can't come." She looked at me and nodded. "Okay, Im going to pack and tell Seth. Should I tell him about Kayla? And that im... well you know." I shook my head and said, "He'll find out soon enough. But you can tell him you are going with me. Just make sure he doesn't tell anyone." She nodded and whipped her mouth on her sleeve. "Puke tastes nasty."

She muttered under her breath. I smiled and said, "I'll see you soon. Love you." She smiled and said, "Love you too!" as I jumped out the window. I ran into the woods toward my house. When I got near it I used my power to see who was home and who wasn't. I found out that Rosalie was packing and Emmett and Bella were in their room occupying themselves. Esme was in the kitchen cleaning and Alice was out shopping, and of course she dragged Jasper with her. I didn't find Carlisle till I walked in the house. He was down in the secret basement, the one only he and I knew about. I went toward the book cases on the first floor. I pulled out the book Romeo and Juliet. The book case swung out and I walked onto the first step.

The case swung back toward me and I walked down the steps, "Carlisle can we talk for a moment? It's about Leah and I. First off we have been together six years and we had a child. Her name is Kayla Lillian Cullen. we gave her to the Voultori to keep her safe, but now Leah is pregnant again and we have decided to go get Kayla so she can meet her family for the first time, she would love that. She's six, Leah and I go see her on most holidays. That's why I mysteriously disappear so much. So does Leah. But she is pregnant again and I wanted to tell you I was going to be in Volterra for the next few days. Okay Carlisle?"

He nodded in shock and said, "Edward you did what? You and Leah? Leah the werewolf Leah?" I gave a shy smile and a slight nod. He gave me a freaky look and said, "Damn Edward! Nice! A werewolf?" I nodded and he laughed. "When we get Kayla back we are going to go take her to see a movie. We think we should take her to see Alvin and Chipmunks the squeakwall" Carlisle smiled and nodded. I heard Leah's thoughts that she was looking for me. "Lady's calling, gotta go Carlisle and thanks for understanding but don't tell anyone please." He nodded and waved toward the door. I smiled and walked up the stairs two at a time. I pushed the small button on the side of the wall and the door swung open. I heard a yelp and loud thump. I looked around the door and saw a big, huge crumple on the floor. I kicked it and it yelped. I realized it was Emmett. I realized this could be fun. I reached down and pulled his leg. He yelped and got up. But being as tall as him he hit his head on the door entry. I laughed as he rubbed his head. He punched me or he tried to but I ducked behind him and pulled his arm behind his back.

He looked over at me and whined, "Jasper! Leave me alone! I was just going up to see Bella….." I groaned and said in a mimic of Jaspers voice, "Emmett do you need to go in the box? Remember? The dark box? And im not Jasper. Its Edward, get it right jumbo retard." He gasped and used a valley girl voice, "Omg! Eddie-poo! Is that you? Omg!! You sooo need to go see Leah! She was all Edward where are you? Omg do not put me in that box. It was nasty and yukish. You so need to stay away from there! And um, I am sorry. Is your girlfriend not supposed to have sugar? I gave her some candy but she ran around screaming like a banshee and Jasper screamed, "I piss excellence thank you very much" and I was all, Omg ewh! Leah said, "Candy is so good! I want to go shopping with Alice! And like junk!" I was like Omg! Is that the candy I gave Jasper when we put him on crack? And then I realized Esme got rid of it all. And I think she and Jasper found my secret stash..." I glared at him and said, "Where is Leah?" He giggled and pointed upstairs.

I put back the copy of Romeo and Juliet and ran upstairs to find Leah passed out on my couch. Alice ran in and screamed, "Leah makeover time!!" And she woke up immediately. "Huh? Um no… No I don't want a makeover, sorry Alice." Her face fell about 20 feet. "B-but… y-you said, and I… But why not?" Leah rolled her eyes and saw a piece of candy beside her and said, "Yum! Candy!" I grabbed it from her before she could get all freaky again. She whined, "Eddie! I want my candy! Just hand it over! Or I could go get some more from Emmett…" After she said his name she popped up and ran towards the door but from just waking up fell right down on her face. She sat up and started to cry. "E-eddie-poo! G-g-gimmie my candy! I-I want my c-candy!" And I rolled my eyes and handed it to her.

Her tears immediately disappeared" I glared at her and said, "Um do not call me Eddie-poo! Do not! My name is fine!" She sniffed and started to cry again. "But I like Eddie-poo! Please Eddie-poo! Please please plllleeaasseeee????" I rolled my eyes and said, "Fine but only when I say you can. And here's your candy." I handed her the candy. She squealed and grabbed her candy. She popped it in her mouth and acted all loopy again , "Duncan needs food! I must go to the bat cave to feed him! Oh ya and Eddie-poo will you find Pete and tell him he is awesome and give his big kisses and hugs for me? Oh ya and give him some cupcakes and cookies? Please Eddie-poo?"

I sat there staring at her and asked her, "Who the hell is Duncan and Pete?" She laughed and Alice laughed and said, "You mean you haven't met Pete and Duncan? Well then, Duncan is a purple muffin that lives in the bat cave. Pete is a orange kitty-kitty who is super duper and he saves us from zombies! How do you not know him? Did you grow up on planet Unicorn?" I gave her a freaky looked and she rolled her eyes and said, "Planet Unicorn is a planet only made of cuss only unicorns that poop rainbows and bunnies. Sometimes they poop gold coins and of course poop. Duh!" I sat there for a moment and asked her, "Did Emmett give you some candy too?" She looked at her feet and then looked at me with puppy eyes and said, "Maybe… Well Jasper did too! That's why he yelled 'I piss excellence thank you very much!' earlier." I said, "Ok what is Emmett's point here? Get the entire house into chaos?" Then I got a thought or two from Emmett. "Aw shit! Alice, Leah get everyone out now. Emmett is going to streak throughout the house. That's why he got everyone high." Alice and Leah laughed and said, "You wish!" I yelled, "Im not gay!" and they both laughed like I had said I had three heads.

"You are sooo gay eddie-poo! Even I know it! And im your Fiancé!" Leah screamed with laughter. Alice stopped laughing and said, "What? You two are….. Can I plan the wedding? Oh please? Please please plllleeaasseeee??" Alice whined like a three year old. Leah gave me a look that screamed should we? And I shook my head quickly. Alice looked at her then looked back at me. "Pweeze Eddie-poo? I will love you forever! Please! Oh please! I have never planned a wedding before and I so want to! Please? Oh pretty please Eddiekinz?" I groaned and screamed, "Do not call me Eddiekinz! Or Eddie-poo or even Eddie! My name is fine! Edward is perfectly fine with me!" Leah started to cry and Alice pretended to. Jasper walked in and looked at Alice then at me. "What did you and your gayness do to my wife?" His anger was radiating off him like waves of furry. "Im not gay! Why do you all insist im gay?" Alice said, "Because you look at Jasper funny and your pants are too tight." I groaned and looked at my pants, which weren't too tight. I rolled my eyes and said, "No they aren't Alice. Jasper I am not gay and I do not have a gay crush on you! Will you all get over the fact of that the last time we played truth or dare you guys made me were freaking skinny jeans and more freaking girlish emo clothes!"