Superpowered yet clueless Naruto funny
He stared at the pan in front of him with distrustful eyes, as if waiting for the thing to leap up and bite him any second should his concentration waver. He went over the ingredients list again.
'Two eggs' he mentally checked off as he placed them carefully in the bottom of the pan so that they wouldn't break. He's heard how fragile they could be.
Next he added a healthy coating of flour, a half pint of mile, some butter and a pinch of salt, all the while checking the items off in his head.
Finally, his preparations complete he placed the pan over the hob on the stove and lit the burner.
'Come on pancakes!' he thought as he watched the mix heat up slowly.
Too slowly.
He got bored very fast.
The mixture just wast turning into pancakes like he'd thought. Cooking was supposed to be easy; mix ingredients and heat them. How could you get that wrong.
Nothing happened.
Maybe it wasn't hot enough.
Deciding to alleviate the boredom he inhaled as much air as he could and screamed at the pan.
"!"
He took a breath.
"!"
Bored with screaming he thought back to his earlier idea about it not being hot enough. It was a fairly old and crappy oven.
Smirking, he flashed through hand seals before putting one hand to his mouth for; "Katon; Goukakyu no Jutsu!"
With a whooph the whole kitchen was on fire.
Panicking for real this time, he flashed through more hand seals in order to fix his mess with the subtle application of a water jutsu; "Suiton; Suiryudan no Jutsu!"
Water burst from out of the taps in the bathroom before forming a large dragon of water, which promptly destroyed most of the kitchen.
After digging through some of the rubble he found the pan buried underneath the upturned fridge.
He screamed at it again.
He wasn't too sure that he didn't hear it scream back.
Binning the pan he decided it would be best if he just went to Ichiraku's for breakfast from now on.