This is chapter one of DO NOT do this under any circumstance when on the TARDIS.
*set after dinosaurs on a space ship but before angels take Manhattan*
1) Do NOT steal the doctors Fez (yes he bought a new one!) :
Just because it makes him cry, DOES NOT it's funny. Or it's not supposed to be anyway…
2) Do NOT enquire about Nefi and the Doctor's old relationship (it's rather a sensitive topic.):
Last time Amy did this she ended up being chucked in the swimming pool by John (John Riddell)and Nefi was seen putting a pile underwear which certainly wasn't hers into a bin. Amy hasn't been able to find any bra's since…..
3) Do not fly the TARDIS wen drunk:
Not unless you want to end up on an innocent old lady doing her shopping again. She wasn't exactly happy was she, Amy?!
*everyone turns and glares at Amy….*
4) Do NOT give the Doctor sugar!:
Don't. Just don't.
5) DO NOT Casually mention how certain people should invest in hair straighteners and find someone who looks their own age when River is with in earshot:
She will blow your brains out. End of.
6) DO NOT expect Amy to cook:
Last time the Doctor asked Amy to "rustle up some grub" there was soon a dent in the frying pan exactly the same size and shape as his head….
7) DO NOT video the Doctor when he dances to Gangnam Style:
Just because he enjoys it doesn't mean he wants to become a Youtube sensation!
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