Kh gazebo nite
Sora and Roxas wer on the destiny eyelands beach nd they wer planning, to have a binge night with kairi naminey olette and xion (pronounced ex-ion) nd so they spread the werd, later that nite they all went down to the gazaebo. (their is a gazaebo my friend on aime said that their was one so its truu)
They all decided to get pure blond (namineys fave drink) nd yeah so naminey decided to get up the bench nd she sang
My name is naminey.
I'm so white and pure.
I don't like (something racest) people, they scare me
And I have a phobia of (something racest) people
Don't touch me
Youll get dirty
I'm naminey I live in a white room
I need some detol and surface spray I Vaccome thee times a day
Roxas get away U've been playin around in the dertt and the air
And you go outside nd theres little things like little spores and stuff in thr air and they have germs
How can you stand to breath fresh air nd eat seasalt Ice cream
I might get sum on my dress it'll be gross
And what if the seasalt ice cream has parasit
I dont want to getn il cuz then I wont be perfecttttttttt she finished with a sqeeeel
Roxas and the others clapped cuz they wer too hamered to car roxas was more hamered bcuz he drunk lots of pure blond to bloc out namineys horrible singin
Now it waz kairis turn
Kairi wulked up to the gazaebo lifting up a litle bit of her skirt (cuz shes a hor) Kairi started singing in a quiche-ah voice
My name is kairi K A I R I
My name is kairi K A I R I
My name is kairi K A I R I!
Im kairi ive got hair like ketchap!
I am kairi my body is too slendarrr for youuuu
I am kairi I am a perfect young womannnn
I am kairi youll all be begggin for mi lov! YEAH
Im dancing on the table hip hop!
Im dancing with my paris Hilton top! OH YEAH!
Bi the tim she hud finished roxas and sorah all passed out on da benches nd yeah kairi drunk morn d got alkaol poysunin nd yeah she was oke aftur waurds nd yeah (my big sistah helped me write this she told me about nite clubz nd yeah)