Disclaimer: I do not own Star Trek in any way shape or form and make nothing from this.
A/N: Beta'd by drivven. Written in response to a Challenge over at the jim_and_bones community.
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"JIM! Wake your lazy ass up and explain this!" Bones yelled while yanking the covers off his sleeping captain.
"What the hell Bones? What time is it?" Jim asked while rubbing his eyes to wake up.
"Who gives a damn about the time? You tell me how in the hell the Admirals got MY photo and MY permission to use it?" the angry doctor asked while throwing the offensive, in his mind, ad at Jim's head.
"What?" Jim muttered while deflecting the projectile that was quickly approaching his head. As soon as said projectile had landed in his lap he snatched it up and looked it over. "I asked and you agreed," the blond said with a smirk.
"When the HELL did I agree to this? I distinctly remember telling you NO!"
"Umm, three weeks ago just after I sucked you off in your office."
"You asked me after I had an orgasm?" Bones asked with an incredulous look on his face.
"Hey you agreed to it! It's not my fault you weren't all there when you agreed!"
"Wasn- wasn't your fault? You were the one busy sucking my brains out through my dick! And wasn't I in a semi-crowded area? Why am I now just with you?"
"Their talented... kinda. They couldn't even get our coloring right. I thought that they would give me a tan not pale me up. Really Pike sucks," Kirk said with a sulk.
"They're using our photo as a cheesy recruiting ad and the ONLY thing you are worried about is the coloring? Unbelievable," Bones muttered as he sat heavily on Jim's bed and put his head in his hands.
"Of course I'm worried about the coloring. It's not as if you have ever taken a bad photo in your life... me on the other hand..."
"Listen to the pretty boy complain about being on yet another Federation poster."
"Bones, you know that neither of us could avoid this. We signed over all our privacy rights when we signed up," Kirk said softly while rubbing his lover's back.
"You owe me Jim. You owe me big time, and when you least expect it I am going to collect my due."
"I look forward to it. Until then can we lay down and go back to sleep. There's still 3 hours until our shifts start and I can think of nothing better than cuddling up to you," Jim said while pulling Bones into a prone position on the bed.
"I hate you," Bones muttered while wrapping his arms around Jim.
"I love you too. Night."
~Fin~