Disclaimer: I don't own Sly Cooper. He and all his friends are property of Sucker Punch. This is a song fic I wrote based on My favorite Weird Al song. Basically, I stuck to the main chorus and wrote my own Lyrics. I have a Star Fox song like this too! Please R&R.







The Night Sly Cooper Went Crazy









Up the mountains



the Panda King was makin' bombs for toys



for the good henchmen girls



and the good henchmen boys



when a coon and fox busted in



and nearly scared him half to death



had rifles in there hands



and cheap whiskey on their breaths



from there ears to their boot,



they were covered with ammo



Like drunken and furry



stealthy type Rambos



The coon smiled as he said



with a twinkle in his eye



"I hate you all! Now your all gonna Die!"



The Night Sly Cooper went crazy



the night the group went insane



realized the'd gotten the wrong deal



somethin' finally musta snapped in their brains



Well Mesa City is gone now



Bentley decided to bomb it



everywhere you'll find pieces



of henchmen and rockets



And Murray tied up the Mz. Ruby



Sly held Muggshot hostage



and Carmelita ground poor Raleigh into



Froggy sausage!



Sly got their leader



with an old German Luger



Carmelita slashed up Muggshot just like Freddy Krouger



Sly picked up a flamethrower and he Barbequed Ruby



Then he took a big bite and said it tasted like doody!



The night Sly Cooper Went Crazy



the night the great thief went nuts



now ya can't hardly walk around Utah



without stepping Muggshot's guts



The police force then came



surprised at what they saw



they hated the fiendish five anyway



so the chief helped out with a chainsaw



The night Sly cooper went crazy



the night he and Carm all flipped



broke there backs for a stupid book



sounds to me like they were kinda gettin' jipped.



Now Panda's in therapy



and some henchmen are still nervous



And some got a job workin' for the Postal Service



And the Carmelita she's on the phone every night



with a lawyer negotiatin' the movie rights that talk about



the night Sly Cooper went crazy



the night Sly got laid



went ahead and did Carmelita



no wonder that he got back late!